mind the walrus posted:

Hey Bashir it's time for your afternoon hummer.

Fonzarelli posted:

you star trek guys are touchy

rawdog pozfail posted:

I am going to gently caress this asian and produce a child. Try to stop me.

Neurosis posted:

mind the walrus when does Miles get a hummer

Tighclops posted:

I dunno man but there was that one episode where O'Brien and Kira almost hosed in a runabout when she was preggers with his kid (remember Keiko got hurt so they had to beam the baby into Kira so it could live) but then they were all "naw man this is weird you arent dr bashir"

Meat Recital posted:

mirror universe miles is married to keiko, loves her and has sex with her regularly HAPPY

Narciss posted:

I actually have a very well-thought out theory on why O'Brien is actually the main character of TNG. I can post the essay if anyone is interested.

Fister Roboto posted:

keiko got turned into a 12 year old? doesnt matter, b- OH poo poo

Tiberius Christ posted:

does synthehol actually get you drunk cause miles is downing bottle after bottle and getting more frustrated as the night drags on

JediTalentAgent posted:

I constantly get demoted and given demerits for so-called racial and species 'slurs'.

I'm just calling them like I see them, and I see a bunch of spoonheads, graterfaces, dickears and wax figures. I got to ask the question, did we lose the wars?! These... 'people'.... should either be beneath me or out of my sight, they shouldn't be working above me or beside me.

Now they're makin' me go to counseling with some lady more infested with worms than my workstation.

I almost told her the reason I had to leave the Enterprise and how those same feelings have been creepin' back in. Let's just say that I've been about 20 minutes, every day, from walking down to the station's power reactor with a phaser rifle and just blowing us all to hell. Well, 'most' of us all to hell, since I don't think anything but human beings have God-given SOULS. I sometimes ask, "If I don't, who will do this when I'm gone?"

You know, being Chief of Ops, it lets you get everywhere and no one questions anything or wants to know what you're doing. I could set up detonators and deathtraps everywhere. I sometimes think, why not a dead man's switch? Something where if I fail to enter the correct code at least once every year it'll suddenly overload and start a chain reaction that will kill everyone on the station.

mysterious frankie posted:

FIRST DAY AT THE OFFICE

O'Brien: So, this is Deep Space 9. I think we're going to like it here, eh Keik...

*Sisko storms into the promenade. He grabs a shopkeep at random*

Sisko: Baseball!

O'Brien: ...o?

*Sisko turns on his heels, now weeping*

Sisko: I loved her but love cannot TURN. back. TIME.

*Sisko decks a random woman then, laughing hysterically, clambers atop a table*

Sisko: JAM-BA-LA-YA!!!

O'Brien: I've made a terrible mistake.

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing, cut to credits.*

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

idgi are you saying that the irish did 9/11

limaCAT posted:

Fun fact: Data introduced Keiko to Miles.

Koil posted:

Start by beaming that horrible robot into space. As far as possible.

JossiRossi posted:

I look at the cat. I look at Keiko. I look at the transporter. I have an idea.

Blazing Ownager posted:

Colm Meany kinda hates Star Trek too, so there's that.

MegaGatts posted:

JediTalentAgent posted:

Sancho posted:

The Ferengi are the best race in the future. They're at least interesting. I always thought they were the space jews until I saw the episode with a literal space jew that tried to capture Data for his private collection so I'm confused.

NoneSuch posted:

You guys should watch Alpha Papa to see a really depressed O'brien with a shotgun.

Professor Shark posted:

Neelix was the worst character in the Star Trek Universe.

No. 6 posted:

Please someone do better.

Disco Infiva posted:

From: Daddy
To: Molly

Hi sweety, it's your daddy. I'm sorry that I had to run last night, Sisko volunteered me in Janitor exchange program to better our relations with spoo- I mean, Cardassians. You know I love you very much, and would go mad if anything happens to you. Since your mom is on Bajor, I had to find someone to look after you while we are both away. Sadly, none of my friends are here, and we all know your mommy doesn't have any.

I searched all morning, and I think I found someone to be your babysitter for the next month. I tried to find someone who is experienced in handling small children and loves them very dearly, and this young ensign fits the description perfectly. Now you take care sweety, remember that you are the only thing left in this world that I still love, and do whatever ensign Aaron says.

Love
Daddy

Mach5 posted:

Mods, please change this thread's status from gold to gold-pressed latinum

happyhippy posted:

Been secretly filling up one of Troi's breasts with saline when its a slow transporter room day.
Just convinced Barclay that it was his idea, and that he's now currently in one of ship recreation holodecks.
He's on his way to the bridge...

hackbunny posted:

The deal with Generations is Generations. See also how ugly the Enterprise-B was



gently caress you Enterprise-B, you won't be missed

Mach5 posted:

That guy was the best. Really, I want to see a Star Trek featuring a captain who takes no poo poo and probably starts brush wars out on the frontiers of the Federation just by being a massive dickweed. That, and I want the TOS-style music/sound effects/barroom brawls along with that as well.

Mach5 posted:

Nah, she was way out in the sticks, couldn't threaten backup. I will concede, however, that the bitch was crazy.

Great. Now I wanna see a Trek re-make of 'Apocalypse Now' where O'Brien and the rest of the DS9 crew has to take down Janeway after she goes all Col. Kurtz on everyone.

rocket_man38 posted:

Oberth class and Freedom class are the worst.

Disco Infiva posted:

Why isn't this thread goldmined yet? Is it illegal for O'Brien to go there or what?

Pththya-lyi posted:

The boyfriend claims she got kicked off of Trek AND Becker for trying to negotiate better contracts, so she may not be a stay-at-home mom by choice.