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In Oculus the mirror tricks the brother into killing Keiron Gillen with the anchor, and he gets taken away by the cops yelling it was the mirror just like when he was a kidclient posted:At the end of Primer it is revealed that the movie isn't very good client is a big dumb moron
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Triumph of the Will: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCJTR3XeiAc Downfall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAWkLsWQCY8
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Cloud Atlas makes no sense at all. You might think that at some point you would "get" "it" but you won't, because there isn't anything to "get". It makes no sense.
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Lollerich posted:Cloud Atlas makes no sense at all. You might think that at some point you would "get" "it" but you won't, because there isn't anything to "get". It makes no sense. I haven't read the book, are the characters literally re-incarnating?
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Xaris posted:In Independence Day, a macintosh sends a virus to the aliens and they all die Macs don't have viruses idiot.
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Lollerich posted:Cloud Atlas makes no sense at all. You might think that at some point you would "get" "it" but you won't, because there isn't anything to "get". It makes no sense. The whole point of the movie is that you go "wow the makeup artist was so good!" and pretend to be amazed that they retroactively inserted some common symbolism to tie the virtually independent stories together
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unlimited shrimp posted:The The AristoCats ends with O'Malley making GBS threads in Frou-Frou's mouth and slurping Duchess' vaginal cyst butter while Shun Gon plays a rollicking rendition of Chopsticks in the background.
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The Matrix is a video game a video game in which you play an office worker who goes berserk and shoots everyone
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In Out of the Furnace it takes forever for anything to happen and the climax is as boring as possible.
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Baller Ina posted:In Out of the Furnace it takes forever for anything to happen and the climax is as boring as possible. i have seriously never seen a more boring uninteresting movie in my entire life.
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In Schindler's List a careless little Jewish girl living in a black & white world somehow manages to loose her bright red coat.
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CharlestonJew posted:In The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug I fell asleep halfway through. That's not possible, they replaced all the interesting plot they removed with action sequences that neither set up or resolve anything. You can't be bored by action sequences. It's the law.
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In Unknown some director makes a lovely movie with Liam Neeson in it trying to ape off the success of Taken.
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The Matrix is about having the power to select any gun you want at will I remember reading that phrase in a newspaper article shortly after the Columbine shootings and that's when I learned you cant trust the gungrabbing liberal media RuPaul 2012
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boom boom boom posted:I haven't read the book, are the characters literally re-incarnating? It just doesn't make any sense. The whole movie doesn't make any sense.
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Roargasm posted:The whole point of the movie is that you go "wow the makeup artist was so good!" and pretend to be amazed that they retroactively inserted some common symbolism to tie the virtually independent stories together
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The Woman In Black Danielle Radcliffe dies and he's finally happy because he's re-united with his wife and child, and being alive in Victorian times is very hard.Lollerich posted:I haven't read the book either, in the movie, they kind of reincarnate. Not really though, it's more like the actors have roles where the characters they play have storylines that are related to each other. For example, in the earliest timeline Tom Hanks is the bad guy, and in the future timline he is the hero. Agent Smith is mostly a villain and in the contemporary timeline he is Mrs. Doubtfire (seriously). Yeah, I know, I saw the movie. I was just wondering if they were literally reincarnating or if it was just, not always well linked thematics or something
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In Pacific Rim the American titan saves the day right before the metal gear project is scraped while the other gundams forget how to fight and get killed by alien mechs without even putting up a challenge. Also the cis white male gets the Asian chick. It's every American otaku's wet dream. Also somebody has the brain sex from demolition man with an alien. Cyks fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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In The Postman a few fine actors who deserve better embarrass the gently caress out of themselves.
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In Memento: I don't even loving know movie is too complicated.
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Batman flies a bomb out into the ocean but survives and gives up being Batman and hangs out in cafes with Catwoman because he solved all crime at the end of The Dark Knight Rises
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Lollerich posted:Ching-chong-bing-bong doesn't look believable as a negress, nor does Agent Smith as Mrs. Doubtfire. The individual story lines are tied together by the same actors playing different roles in different timelines. The story in and of itself isn't tied together at all. The huge interstellar communication array in the future has no connection to Tom Hanks stealing someone's golden shirt buttons in the Pirate Age. Cloud Atlas is a perfect example of how if you dress up genre fiction in enough pretentious gimmicks and trappings of literary fiction then critics will eat it up.
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In the fountain hugh jackman cures death and takes like 1000 years to finish his dead wife's goddamn book while flying into a supernova.
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i was on the way to see the desolation of smaug and the police called us when we were about to go to the theatre and told us my sister had died in a car accident. 1/10 do not recommend this movie at all .
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In The Agony and the Ectasy it is revealed that Michaelangelo is a party dude.
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Dear Zachary: A guy's family bitches about his ex for two hours, people with zero critical thinking skills accept everything they say as fact.
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In Dragonball Z Goku wins
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pulp fiction- believe in God and don't become a gangsta
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The Godfather Khartoum Luca Brasi Paulie Gatto Bruno Tattaglia Captain McCluskey Virgil Sollozzo Sonny Corleone Apollonia Vitelli Carmine Cuneo Victor Stracci Moe Green Phillip Tattaglia Emilio Barzini Salvatore Tessio Carlo Rizzi
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RatHat posted:In Dragonball Z Goku wins The Spirit Bomb finally hit something.
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ygritte dies tyrion kills tywin and shae jon gets stabbed to death by the nights watch because he's a retard sansa pretends to be a maid and is a wallflower varys shoots kevan lannister with a crossbow and has six children stab him to death bran gets magical tree powers arya gets magical shadow/death/darkness powers dany gets lost chasing a dragon has diarrhea and her period everywhere oh and apparently jaime rapes cersei but thats only in the tv show
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On the something awful forums, people become too good for movies in order to fit in with the crowd by seeming different. Also in SWAT one of the SWAT agents is a traitor.
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Wash and Shepherd Book die in Serenity. Wash dies in a penis joke. The Fifth Element Leon tells Padme to run and then he blows the gently caress out of Zorg with a grenade vest at the bottom of his apartment building.
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In Unbreakable Bruce Willis touches Samuel L Jackson's hand and his super power reveals that he is autistic.
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at the end of Akira it turns out it was all an anime.
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In Caligula Hellen Mirren got some bomb rear end titties
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In The Debt Helen Mirren lets a nazi go free but catches him eventually and confesses to everybody that she lied e: actually The Debt was really good but just going with the Helen Mirren thing
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Luke and Leia fall in love and travel back in time and have a baby and that baby grows up to be Yoda.
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In Taxi Driver, De Niro loses the plot because he is insane/lonely and kills a bunch of people on a white knight quest, somehow gets thanked for it despite nailing like 4 people and still ends up pissing his panties when Cybill Shepherd gets in the car at the end. In Goodfellas, a bunch of people get shot and killed after the airport heist, henry hill traffics coke despite being told not to, gets caught, becomes informant, sells out everyone and goes into Wit Sec. Goodfellas was p cool though, i though taxi driver was mad overrated but.
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In Avatar Cripples McJarhead gets into a robot knife fight with the rear end in a top hat general and wins, then becomes a giant blue cat thing.
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