SwissArmyDruid posted:
For all the failings of the CIG design team, having contra-rotating sections makes more sense for a spacecraft than not: the momentum from one rotating section will cause the whole craft to roll uncontrollably, which is also why helicopters have secondary rotors. Of course, having three rotating sections throws the whole thing out of whack so it's still not the greatest design, but I suppose it's the principle of the thing.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 21:59 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 08:44 |
Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONq34ospaJM GORK'S GROIN, ME THROAT 'URTS
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 01:58 |
SwissArmyDruid posted:Yeah, okay, gently caress Tindeck, trying to listen to it on android is a miserable experience of getting bombarded with ads that don't go to the content you want. Fairly warned, ya mobile grots. The machine-spirit in your phone is angry; here's a direct link to the mp3.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 02:47 |
If Beer keeps writing 'em, I'll keep recording 'em
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 06:14 |
Not empty quoting
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 16:06 |
Technically I recorded this shortly after PAX South, but didn't do anything public with it because I'm a lazy sod. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr8jwjHwvLU Download MP3
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 22:27 |
How the gently caress are ironsights obsolete
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 05:50 |
I would definitely trust the reliability of a compact fusion reactor developed by Lockheed "the F-35 is perfect in every way" Martin, no questions asked. vvvvv of course it is 3 fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 04:39 |
Oh there's no doubt that skunkworks was pushing out incredible aircraft in the 1950s and 60s. The LockMart of the 21st century on the other hand is responsible for such groundbreaking technologies as: an air superiority fighter that disintegrates on contact with moisture and asphyxiates its own pilot, and a multirole fighter capable of doing all the things previous generation fighter craft can do except worse and more expensively. 3 fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 05:10 |
I don't understand how they expect to bank on the Descent name without having a Pyro GX or variant headlining.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 20:28 |
Beast Pussy posted:Maybe we can ask for a stretch goal called Descent 4 You joke, but I'd stab a motherfucker in a heartbeat for a proper Descent 4. (No, Freespace doesn't count)
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 00:38 |
Joined 4 Guffaws
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 22:20 |
One hundred gigabytes.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 04:59 |
shankerz posted:Two bad its broken and keeps refreshing as you reload the page..
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 06:34 |
One step closer to my dream:quote:I want the opposite. Replace the missile racks with Merlin bays. Replace the turrets with Merlins on swivels. Bolt Merlins to the engine pods. Arrange dozens of Merlins in the rough shape of a Constellation and have it explode into a cloud of Merlins when threatened.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 21:36 |
Now put them on a Merlin.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 05:07 |
Nicholas posted:I didn't watch the video but the guy on the right has actually been to outer space. Richard Garriott holds the interesting distinction of being the first man to have his employment terminated by a videogame company while in space.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 20:25 |
shankerz posted:That's easy. They won't smell like poo poo and won't have saliva dripping from their mouths after they got to see Chris Roberts. They will probably be the only ones in the room who don't look like they are 45 years old and living out of their mothers basement (command center). If you ask by name you can probably tell as the pubbies have surly changed their real birth names to names like warlock ect. Also Goons seem to ask better questions as Beer4TheBeerGod has proven.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 03:23 |
Informed Consent posted:Seriously though, if I had a job that paid well enough that I could just blow 10 grand on something stupid, i'd probably rather do this than buy an apple watch or an ugly painting So instead of something with tangible aesthetic value, you get instead:
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 01:31 |
1.1 is out (You'll need to grab a new installer since the old launcher has been phased out, presumably for being bad and terrible.)
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 00:15 |
Don't hold your breath, on first glance the "new" launcher looks pretty much identical. Given that every time a major patch came through in the past I had to pretty much download and install the whole game over again anyway, this just formalizes the process I suppose.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 00:20 |
Generation Internet posted:The Retaliator brochure is up: EDIT: Gotta admit, I like the whole "museum pamphlet" style of presentation this time, it's a pretty charming departure from the usual car dealership brochure aesthetic.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 05:46 |
TasogareNoKagi posted:It's a space B-52; Ahem.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 15:57 |
Bolow posted:
Bone's a p. cool name. Blackjack is a much cooler name (yeah I know it's a reporting name). Beer4TheBeerGod posted:People who send alcohol to game developers are weird. Especially the people who attach weirdly self-referential art to the alcohol for cheap laughs.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 23:18 |
Napoleon Bonaparty posted:Can't wait to have the wings shot off the space airplane that literally do nothing in space. They're radiators, problem solved.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 00:33 |
This does bring up one of the things I don't like about CIG's obsession with this whole "let's make a realistic thrust simulation" direction they've been going with these spaceships though. I would've been completely fine with "they're spaceships, it's the future, gently caress you;" tons of sci-fi gets away with that and no one questions it because it's just part of enjoying the fiction. But once they call attention to it by claiming to adhere to realistic physics and then get it noticeably wrong, it's suddenly a lot more irritating for some reason.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 00:40 |
There is a legitimately good game buried under all the stupid design choices (hey let's load the hangar every single time you boot the game and end a match, this won't be tedious at all) and network issues. If the game didn't hang for like 5 seconds every time a player died/spawned/joined the match, it would improve the quality of dogfighting by pretty much 90%.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 05:17 |
Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I think that would be fantastic. Make it so that whenever you sit in the pilot's chair you start absent-mindedly pushing buttons and making random poo poo happen. Like you sit in the chair and go PEW PEW PEW and accidentally fire the main guns, or flick some buttons and random access panels on the ship start to open and close while crazy warnings blare on the ship. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr94DmuzsLo
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 23:55 |
No, no, no, you have to wait until someone actually posts "source your quotes" to actually source your quotes, the joke doesn't work nearly as well otherwise.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 06:04 |
Klyith posted:I just looked at the latest Scott Manley vid. Does using a turret while someone else is flying a ship work as badly as it seems to there? Cause he was only doing it for about 30 seconds and the desynch was real. He was relying on a random pubbie though, maybe goons have gotten together and been able to aim a turret without feeling like the inside of a clothes dryer. Having flown with goons recently, I can pretty much assure you with 100% certainty that multicrew is not ready for primetime (which is presumably why turrets are still freeflight only).
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 23:09 |
Bootcha posted:Today was boring, so I did this: God bless you, god bless Jon Bois, and godspeed you! black emperor
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 03:58 |
Cpt Underpants posted:Best thing I ever read about milspergs:
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 12:49 |
Hyper Vanguard Force IV is a pretty neat little shmup, if a bit short. The shield mechanic is pretty nifty once you get the hang of not jamming down the fire button like any other shmup, and the stage 3 Caterpillar boss was a fun surprise. Broadside beam cannons!
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# ¿ May 10, 2015 04:48 |
Beer4TheBeerGod posted:No, I meant that for whatever reason the game wouldn't work when I stopped firing. It would lag hard or the ship would freeze up and I would be destroyed. I had issues with my ship sticking in place when I wasn't firing madly until I fullscreened it, maybe try that?
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# ¿ May 10, 2015 18:12 |
Capntastic posted:Wow, rude as gently caress. And you're a teacher? I suppose "cautionary tale" technically meets that job description.
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# ¿ May 18, 2015 03:55 |
shankerz posted:Invest more time in spelling.
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# ¿ May 18, 2015 05:17 |
jesus god and all the saints
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# ¿ May 31, 2015 16:03 |
Hey Darkpriest, I found a song for you to lipsync: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0uEmeEaDnQ quote:LYRICS:
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 18:34 |
DasKuend posted:You have a nice girly voice wanna meet?
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 21:40 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 08:44 |
janssendalt posted:Why is that thing saying it will be released in 14 days?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 13:19 |