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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Can we talk about those girls that cut their jeans shorter than the pockets but then don't have the decency to cut off the pockets?

It really bothers me.

i like this look, the pockets draw attention to how short the shorts are

for me personally the holy grail would be wearing just pockets, dick flopping around carefree and easy, warmed by the summer sun, but still a place to stick my phone and keys

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

BUSH 2112 posted:

You could always wear a jockstrap, just push the banana hammock over and use it as a pocket. you're welcome

i dont want tan lines under my cheeks tho

Trixie Hardcore posted:

cut the pockets off your cutoffs & wear them on a belt

where is the etsy page where i can buy this

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Red Bones posted:

if your backwards parents hadn't gotten you circumcised you'd have a handy dick pocket to store all your poo poo

thanks to a rigorous routine of foreskin stretching i have a five inch long leathery cocoon hanging off my dick, but that's only good for keeping skittles

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