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Reer
Sep 27, 2007

by Ralp
its some cutesy twee goth bullshit starring johnny depp and my wife

fat teenage girls will love it

fund my movie you gay jewish faggots

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


black clothes and makeup

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


implied rape, but not too thickly implied

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


has anyone called danny yet? som eone get danny elfman down here

Red Harvest
Mar 13, 2007

Wait, it's Clint? Well shit.
someone's dead. maybe the lead? the love interest? or the bad guy, a dead bad guy is scarier. anyway, someone will be dead in tim burton's next movie. thanks for reading this post

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


there is skeletons but they are jaunty

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
tim burton is a safe bet

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
that was the pitch btw

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
want to make another hundred mil at the box office plus a quarter billion in merch?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


perhaps its set in a idyllic village, but one where there is something wrong lurking underneath?

naem
May 29, 2011

Johnny dep and my wife put on a bunch of makeup and cuck me, you know like they have for 35 years now, like again

naem
May 29, 2011

My wife will go "skiggity skaggity oim British" then JD will act dizzy a bunch with mascara

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I didn't know he was married to hbc lol

naem
May 29, 2011

It's kind of a permanent JD HBC skeleton man three way at this point

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax
neeeds more skeleton hth

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
Every single one of my films is an autobiography.



Also, it's time for a remake of my alltime greatest film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExC9GrWWHFs

Mauvais
Jul 24, 2002

HUZZAH
I haven't watched a tim burton film since they were decent

are things still kinked and curly

are they still striped black and white

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Mauvais posted:

I haven't watched a tim burton film since they were decent

are things still kinked and curly

are they still striped black and white

"My films are perfectly normal and ordinary but I have a twisted spine like a pug's tail and monochrome vision so they come out that way."
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Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Johnny Depp is Tim Burton's wife, OP.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
It's a remake of Groundhog Day, because there are still things I haven't ruined yet.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
"It's about my Daddy issues WHY DIDN'T HE LOVE ME ENOUGH."

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
we need something delightfully off kilter, stat

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
it's about an anthropomorphic swirl shape

e: with bad hair

PlantRobot fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Jun 19, 2014

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Lets Burtonize The Koran

Cataphract
Sep 10, 2004

Fun Shoe
Striiiiiipppppessss

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude
Picture the interior of a Hot Topic!

Extortionist
Aug 31, 2001

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
basically, i want to create a product that all of the kids who identify themselves by rejecting all mainstream corporate products will identify with

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
black and white claymation of a striped suit wooing a dead skeleton bride

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
just like any of my other movies except this time depp's head explodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HYJuRwU5lo

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
gently caress it lets just rerelease nightmare before christmas again

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



Poverty Ghost + Anthropomorphic Johny Depp in as many belts as possible + gay skeletons.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress you, bryan fuller. gently caress you so hard

Tiler Kiwi posted:

gently caress it lets just rerelease nightmare before christmas again

this isn't "itt we are henry selick pitching our next film to hollywood executives"

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
I'm 60 and still dress like i sing for the cure now lets make a claymation cgi movie about a dead broad and her gay son (but not to gay)

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
this bitch from fight club will be in it i mean she sucks as an actor but she's in so many movies

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Cucking Mama posted:

tim burton is a safe bet

best pitch by a large margin, so far.

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
Ok so it's a stop motion claymation movie where all the characters are thin and gaunt with big heads. A family moves from the big city to the family farm. A young goth girl makes friends with the ghost of a skeleton who lives in the alternate dimension under her bed. They go on an adventure and have to stop the witch queen or whatever from coming into the real world and turning little kids into dolls or something.

Look it doesn't matter if it flops, this poo poo is going to be all over t-shirts and backpacks at Hot Topic in like 3 months.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Tim Burton recreating Anchorman.

"BY ODINS RAVEN!"

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
the film... it's about an inexplicably wealthy outcast... who makes eccentric fineries misunderstood by the world around him... he finds love in an unexpected place... we learn a valuable lesson about acceptance... the main dude cums spiderwebs or some poo poo. fund it

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Autism + skeletons

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
tim burton should reboot batman

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