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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
ebola paradoxically survives forums death purge, lol nice

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

where's that guy that used to post all the ebola information?

did he, too, succumb to the siren song of explosive diarrhea and organ melting?

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

naem posted:

Have we all died of Ebola yet

No, but my fascination with Ebola has died. At least, for the time being.

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

troubled teen posted:

Well as of January 9th there we got this poo poo:

Total Cases: 21,086
Laboratory-Confirmed Cases: 13,776
Total Deaths: 8,289


So not crazy just yet.

I think WHO still has a backlog they "Forgot" to add.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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various cheeses posted:

where's that guy that used to post all the ebola information?

did he, too, succumb to the siren song of explosive diarrhea and organ melting?
MIGF was evidently probated for some exciting opinions on Muslim people

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Maybe various cheeses refers to Ebola Roulette?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Nessus posted:

MIGF was evidently probated for some exciting opinions on Muslim people

Probably something to do with him being a huge shitlord.

Because my gently caress is he a pretty big rear end shitlord.

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

katlington posted:

I stockpiled t shirts now i have too many t shirts all the memes on them are already outdated "im gay" nobodys gonna wear that anymore :(

I wanted to make/sell t shirts that say "KEEP CALM AND CARRY EBOLA" but I never got around to it and now the moment is over.

I live in Dallas. The shirts could have been a huge hit

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

Not only is Ebola over but that whole KEEP CALM AND _______ fad should be over too

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


its gone guys

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

its gone guys
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2015/01/13/Dead-Fort-Hood-soldier-to-be-tested-for-Ebola/7241421181755/

...or is it? DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Kly
Aug 8, 2003

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

its gone guys

you gonna take your toxx now or end of 2015?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


remember the good ol' days

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

CrashCat posted:

remember the good ol' days



i'm crying

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

I'd say he knew how to party, but negative Ebola test? Too tame for this thread. Ebola chasing or GTFO, party people!

Pretty obvious to me that the CDC laced his keys with contact poison so he couldn't spread the truth about Ebola.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Suicide Sam E. posted:

I'd say he knew how to party, but negative Ebola test? Too tame for this thread. Ebola chasing or GTFO, party people!

Pretty obvious to me that the CDC laced his keys with contact poison so he couldn't spread the truth about Ebola.
When I posted that story it was about how he dropped dead and the test was being sent off. UPI updated it at the same URL, which is a good thing but bad for my :tinfoil: joke post. drat.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

CrashCat posted:

When I posted that story it was about how he dropped dead and the test was being sent off. UPI updated it at the same URL, which is a good thing but bad for my :tinfoil: joke post. drat.

When you say they're out to destroy your humor, I believe you. I have seen edited posts. I have looked at pixels of images I know have been Photoshop edited. The truth will come to light.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW


Welcome to Liberia!
Soon To Be Ebola-Free

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Suicide Sam E. posted:



Welcome to Liberia!
Soon To Be Ebola-Free

Imagine maybe some of those kids died from the bo-bo :smith:

e: google reverse-searching this image resolves to "bamako mariage", thx internet

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Jan 24, 2015

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

unpacked robinhood posted:

Imagine maybe some of those kids died from the bo-bo :smith:

e: google reverse-searching this image resolves to "bamako mariage", thx internet

I get "Johnny Mad Dog" (2008), which I now have to see.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Wait, this is still happening?

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Last Ebola Patient in Liberia Leaves Treatment Ward

We did it guys, we beat ebola

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ebola-patient-liberia-leaves-treatment-ward/story?id=29413567

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Last Ebola Patient in Liberia Leaves Treatment Ward

We did it guys, we beat ebola

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ebola-patient-liberia-leaves-treatment-ward/story?id=29413567
congrats

:gas:

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
This shameful pandemic has brought nothing but dishonor upon the Filoviridae.

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Mar 5, 2015

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard
Don't worry, it's making a comeback in Sierra Leone.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Ebola got owned.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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DaveSplitter posted:

Ebola got owned.
Ebolowned.

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Last Ebola Patient in Liberia Leaves Treatment Ward

We did it guys, we beat ebola

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ebola-patient-liberia-leaves-treatment-ward/story?id=29413567

Wow

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Last Ebola Patient in Liberia Leaves Treatment Ward

We did it guys, we beat ebola

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ebola-patient-liberia-leaves-treatment-ward/story?id=29413567

That says that China beat Ebola.

Nessus posted:

Ebolowned.

Lulz

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

MeLKoR posted:

This shameful pandemic has brought nothing but dishonor upon the Filoviridae.

It's almost like a virus that combines extreme lethality, symptoms and low infectivity isn't the best for destroying the world.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
It's OK, Ebola. You'll get em next time. :glomp:

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

What about Sierra Leone?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Lazer Monkey posted:

What about Sierra Leone?
We didn't care before, why would we start

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Last Ebola Patient in Liberia Leaves Treatment Ward

We did it guys, we beat ebola

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ebola-patient-liberia-leaves-treatment-ward/story?id=29413567

boo

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
What do I freak out about now? Monsanto doesn't do it for me.

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
Is it safe to eat bat-os again, 'cause I've had a mighty hankering for some KFB

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Trochanter posted:

Is it safe to eat bat-os again, 'cause I've had a mighty hankering for some KFB

No, some bats still carry ebola. It may be safe to eat humans though.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Angela Christine posted:

No, some bats still carry ebola. It may be safe to eat humans though.

I absolutely refuse to eat human beings...corpse licking, though. Ummm, nothing like it.

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Arrowsmith
Feb 6, 2006

SAGANISTA!
Bushmeat's back on the menu boys!

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