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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Saalkin posted:

A spell that gives someone AIDS if I say "you now have AIDS" to them

A spell which cures someone of AIDS if I say "you now don't have AIDS" to them. I would follow you and ruin your day.

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Broseph Brostar posted:

The spell that makes skeletons climb out people's butts

their own skeleton or a new magical skeleton??

this is important

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

materialize waifu

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
friends, because i don't have any :(

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Knights of the Round

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
cleric or magic user?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
clerics think they dont sorcery the way it is,

but it do.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Protection from Obama


Or Invisibility

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

hemale in pain posted:

A spell which cures someone of AIDS if I say "you now don't have AIDS" to them. I would follow you and ruin your day.

Mute, so I could ruin two days at once.

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Actually, now that I think about it, I think I'd prefer 'Charm'

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
Marin Karin :mrgw:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Actually, now that I think about it, I think I'd prefer 'Charm'

charm is bitchmade dominate

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

A spell that switched me with whoever Richard Kyanka was about to gently caress so I could skeet on his face

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Make Good Post










:(

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

AE-35 Unit posted:

Make Good Post










:(

MISS

*enemy's atb meter fills, casts forums cancer*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Protagonist posted:

clerics think they dont sorcery the way it is,

but it do.

Why is this funny to me? :lol:

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

MISS

*enemy's atb meter fills, casts forums cancer*

I lack the fire resistance for this burn

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Excelzior posted:

Mute, so I could ruin two days at once.

wow hosed up

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Ignite Foreskin

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Dimension door to rob the poo poo out of every museum/bank/white house in the world.

If that's not allowed - Conjure Breakfast. At which point I'd open a kickass restaurant serving breakfast all day.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

controlled blink

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Telekinetic miscarriage

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
"Wish."
Possibly "Miracle."

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Polymorph Any Object

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
you know all these answers are fake and everyone above me would say mind control to commit to horrible sexual crimes on people so... I guess my answer is mind control? or revive or something. guess you could get some sex outta that, if you like see a hot chick/dude who blew up in a car crash or something. maybe some kinda sex spell... I dunno, hold on, gotta flip through my FATAL book

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Fallows posted:

spirit of wolf

id be rich

look at this idiot. the real money is in porting. sit in the EC tunnel, join the 1%. even clarity is a better pick than sow

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
wait i'm changing my answer to timestop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO2SirSH7Rg

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


enlarge satan

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
Phantom Inseminate



I'm gonna be the Genghis Kahn of the Americas. Future geneticists won't know what the gently caress.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I'd get manipulate form.

Anime is great!
Sep 14, 2007


John Denver Hoxha posted:

Enlarge butthole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VastXQ_hPb0

Clone. Clone myself a couple times (not), clone my solar, clone all my good pets.

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
It's so strict, being a one-timer spell w/no ultimate options. I guess I'd do a clothes-o disappear-o spell at a rave (if they'd even let me in, bitches).

Everyone's silly rave gear & drugs would be found nearby, washed and pressed if it's not too much to ask

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

id learn fireball in order to smoke drugs

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Write Book. A handwritten copy of Atlas Shrugged is delivered to the address of my choosing after a fee of $1488.00 is paid and six to eight weeks of writing time and two weeks of shipping and handling time elapse.

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

The Protagonist posted:

charm is bitchmade dominate

I don't want to dominate. I just want to be loved :(

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly

The Protagonist posted:

their own skeleton or a new magical skeleton??

this is important

Either would be fine with me

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004

become hello.jpg

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Why did Ultima VIII have all those Armageddon scrolls lying around? seems irresponsible

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


Its pretty obvious really

I would cast Wish

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Wish

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Stealthgerbil posted:

Its pretty obvious really

I would cast Wish

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Wish

lol good job picking a spell that the dm chooses the outcome of idiot

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