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Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Yea, all those British dicks add up to equal maybe one American-sized dick.

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
the brits also happened to be knocked out in the group stages :laffo:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Cross post this with the british food thread

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
To be fair she gave those dicks a better sucking than they deserved.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
brits out ratchet poor black america.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Trixie Hardcore posted:

To be fair she gave those dicks a better sucking than they deserved.

you would know, slut.

so much sexisms against the male race itt

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
to be fair to the dudes I'm not sure if I could get hard while being #14 in a line of people who are being filmed having their dicks briefly sucked one after another

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
she definitely contracted and passed on some herps to a guy or two

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

Agrajag posted:

she definitely contracted and passed on some herps to a guy or two

more like gave them all herpes

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Agrajag posted:

she definitely contracted and passed on some herps to a guy or two

someone has insider info

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

help me m8 some slag nicked me mobile whilst she sucked me off

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
hey buddy, im not one to take a pass on getting my dick licked a bit.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Pathetic. Here in America we take pride in the way we suck dicks :911:

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Bishop posted:

to be fair to the dudes I'm not sure if I could get hard while being #14 in a line of people who are being filmed having their dicks briefly sucked one after another

It doesn't seem to be enjoyable for anyone involved so I assume it's just an exercise to remind humans they are easily debased livestock.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
nah, im pretty sure the girl enjoyed getting her free bottle of poo poo dick liqour

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Is it any wonder they lost the empire when this is what passes for effort?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

if there was a terrorrist with the code to all the bombs in the world if he asked you to suck his dick... just think... youde have to do it...

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax
tipsy twat tongues twenty tallywhackers

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

Trixie Hardcore posted:

It doesn't seem to be enjoyable for anyone involved so I assume it's just an exercise to remind humans they are easily debased livestock.

Crotch Turtles
May 1, 2005

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

It doesn't seem to be enjoyable for anyone involved so I assume it's just an exercise to remind humans they are easily debased livestock.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

It doesn't seem to be enjoyable for anyone involved so I assume it's just an exercise to remind humans they are easily debased livestock.

I enjoyed it

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
I would eat 24 cans of spotted dick for a free drink. No question.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
She was probably high on marijuana. Addiction can make you do crazy things.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Seriously that amount of mouth-on-dick action wouldn't even be good for like anyone involved. Oh boy I got my dick in a mouth for all of two seconds! Now I have a hard on in public and nothing to do with it, wonderful. It'd be more entertaining to watch this happen than to participate, as this thread pretty clearly demonstrates.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
girl i went to college with sucked like six dicks in a row at a bar known for 25 cent drafts, but she actually sucked them as opposed to sucking them for like a half second each, so i think it's skeevier.

also she got gonorrhea in her throat and a couple of the guys got it on their peen.

That Irish Gal
Jul 8, 2012

Your existence amounts to nothing more than a goldfish swimming upriver.

PS: We are all actually cats
i'll suck all the dicks

give them to me

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx

Light Gun Man posted:

Seriously that amount of mouth-on-dick action wouldn't even be good for like anyone involved. Oh boy I got my dick in a mouth for all of two seconds! Now I have a hard on in public and nothing to do with it, wonderful. It'd be more entertaining to watch this happen than to participate, as this thread pretty clearly demonstrates.

i dunno she looked like she had a good time

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

snakeandbake posted:

i dunno she looked like she had a good time

thats what happens to your brain when you binge alcohol starting at 12 years old.

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012

Yivgev posted:

bunch of queers itt disappointed they didnt get to see 24 titantic, throbbing fuckrods :q:

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

I wonder how many STDs and horrible infections she caught by doing this?

I guarantee there was no vetting or testing process before this happened.

If they couldn't get it up in anticipation of having their dick sucked by a stranger, they probably don't do anything that would giver them STDs

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Real talk I saw the video and was grossed out by around the 12th dick, but also aroused by her flopping titties. Male privilege up in this bitch

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004


haha look at all those dumb walruses getting owned

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

It doesn't seem to be enjoyable for anyone involved so I assume it's just an exercise to remind humans they are easily debased livestock.

I wish there was that much intent put into it. In reality it's just another banal bar stunt to make people go "waoh, it's crazy in here".

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I wonder how The Daily Mail is going to cover this.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
i'm not looking for this but how many of the dicks were cut if any

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Rambling Robot posted:

I wonder how The Daily Mail is going to cover this.

Chav Slag Snags 24 Snookers...
Wins a free pint.

(I dont know how UK folks talk... :gonk: )

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Tim Raines IRL posted:

girl i went to college with sucked like six dicks in a row at a bar known for 25 cent drafts, but she actually sucked them as opposed to sucking them for like a half second each, so i think it's skeevier.

also she got gonorrhea in her throat and a couple of the guys got it on their peen.

booo hooo hooo

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