Twee as gently caress posted:

reddit makes me MAD as HECK too, friend

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RANT TIME

Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers.

Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.

We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I?

WRONG.

loving moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and loving gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand.

OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc*

THE loving KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.

I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. loving CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT.

I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo loving woo.

I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY loving LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy.

I loving hate breeders and child-lovers. loving GO TO HELL.

I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial Congratulations breeders, you win.

Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO gently caress YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there

StashAugustine posted:

is that quote from sa or reddit?

mabels big day posted:

Explaining reddit to the police

oxsnard posted:

Frostwerks posted:

holy poo poo

Torka posted:

how can you have been here for seven years and still be shocked by the callousness of that, posters here say stuff that bad and worse about people dying all the time

Torka posted:

how can you have been here for seven years and still be shocked by the callousness of that, posters here say stuff that bad and worse about people dying all the time

Beige posted:

I wonder how the detective will describe fyad when they finally kill somebody. I've been here for 10 years and I still have no idea what happens there.

Beige posted:

I wonder how the detective will describe fyad when they finally kill somebody. I've been here for 10 years and I still have no idea what happens there.

StashAugustine posted:

there's a r/watchpeopledie?

Bitter Mushroom posted:

How can you hate kids but enjoy a book about magic kids?

Beige posted:

I wonder how the detective will describe fyad when they finally kill somebody. I've been here for 10 years and I still have no idea what happens there.

Bitter Mushroom posted:

How can you hate kids but enjoy a book about magic kids?

Twee as gently caress posted:

people here are not just callous about people who died but in fact pretty openly ask and cheer for the death of people they hate etc..

Torka posted:

yeah

when that most recent TCC goon died (admittedly in a dumb way and it sounds like he was pretty messed up) people were laughing about it to his grieving wife after she posted the news

Fojar38 posted:

so far goons seem to be a bigger danger to themselves than anyone else

how many redditors have been killed in the middle east by violent jihadists and/or authoritarian death squads

Justin Godscock posted:

well, there was that one goon that opened fire and killed 2 people after posting on tfr

Beige posted:

I wonder how the detective will describe fyad when they finally kill somebody. I've been here for 10 years and I still have no idea what happens there.

Justin Godscock posted:

well, there was that one goon that opened fire and killed 2 people after posting on tfr

Gum posted:

few years late there m8

Fojar38 posted:

oh poo poo i didnt know about that

Justin Godscock posted:

well, there was that one goon that opened fire and killed 2 people after posting on tfr

Torka posted:

yeah

when that most recent TCC goon died (admittedly in a dumb way and it sounds like he was pretty messed up) people were laughing about it to his grieving wife after she posted the news

satanic splash-back posted:

dude pulled a gun on his own wife and kids claiming he had no drug problem, then got high passed out cooked to death in his own car in his own driveway cause he couldn't wait to get out of the car to do his drugs. the wife then posted a topic describing exactly what happened, and a sister topic asking how get life insurance out of it.

every part of that is worth laughing about

Twee as gently caress posted:

if you go read the thread when the elliot rodger story broke you had quite a few people going 'well he killed white sorority girls who cares lol' and poo poo too

anonymity lets people be callous rear end in a top hat when they don't really mean it. at least that's what I tell myself so I don't have to think there are so many sociopaths hiding in basements all around the city

Justin Godscock posted:

Yup, I was there for that one and back then it was more traumatic because the crazies on the Internet circa 2005 hadn't leveled-up to murder yet.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1606

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In a firearms forum on the Web site somethingawful.com, Freund talked about staging a "Halloween shootout" to get even with pranksters who vandalized his pumpkin last Halloween.

That was met with ridicule.

"I can imagine this mongoloid, sitting on his creaky porch, one strap on his overalls, leaping up and running to the defense of his precious 24-ounce pumpkin," read one response.

Freund's comments got him banned from the Web site three days before his rampage."

satanic splash-back posted:

dude pulled a gun on his own wife and kids claiming he had no drug problem, then got high passed out cooked to death in his own car in his own driveway cause he couldn't wait to get out of the car to do his drugs. the wife then posted a topic describing exactly what happened, and a sister topic asking how get life insurance out of it.