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An Open Plea To Men on the Street: I got up yesterday morning. I had a cup of coffee, snuggled with my dog, went to my garden and took care of the plants. It was hot and sticky and I decided it was time for a swim. I put on my two-piece suit, but then, because I already knew that walking around in shorts and a bikini top is an open invitation for some sad dick sitting on his porch to tell me how much he'd like to lick my belly button, I put on a sundress. NOT ONCE in the whole process of getting dressed did I think, "golly, I really hope I impress some strangers with my gorgeous get-up! I hope some man sees my yellow sundress and wants to know what's under it!" While walking my dog down the bike path to the beach, a few guys passed me on bicycles. One slowed down as he passed and shouted: "Hey, young lady, you look really great. I mean, just - WOW! You're gorgeous!" This letter is to you, guy, and all the sad men out there that think like you. I am sure in that particular moment, in your tiny misguided brain, you thought it would boost my confidence to verbally affirm that I looked decent. I am sure you thought that telling me I looked good was the highlight of my day, and I bet you thought when I took my dress off at the beach it would give me that extra boost of confidence I really needed to just GET IT, GIRL! But you are so, so wrong. I do not get dressed for you, men of the world. I don't wear clothes to impress you. My self-worth is not made or broken by your comments, your cat calls, your disgusting and lascivious invitations to sexual acts. I AM sexy. From the curve of my hips to the tip of my nose, I am a confident and beautiful woman. My pinkie toe has more sexual ferocity in it than you could handle. I don't need your affirmation. I don't want it. You cheapen my existence with your words. I don't want your praise, I don't want your ridicule, I don't give a poo poo what you think about any woman unfortunate enough to pass within earshot of you. Keep your words to themselves unless they are about the weather or my sunhat's caught on fire. Also, don't think I don't notice you staring. Maybe you don't SAY outright how you feel, but I know. I am a woman, I swear we have a sixth sense for when you all are doing the nasty with your eyeballs. I am not a piece of meat or a puppy. You can't take me home with you. Go stare at something that won't mind, like the landscape or your own pathetic parts. I hate you and the stupid privilege you think you have that would allow you to turn me into some object for your pleasure. gently caress off. Preferably to Mars. Not Yours, Samantha
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i skimmed over that backwards first and then forwards and after doing this about 3 times over the course of maybe 15 seconds i still have no idea what this is about cheers
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Jul 4, 2014 05:51
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tldr
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Jul 4, 2014 05:52
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THS posted:i skimmed over that backwards first and then forwards and after doing this about 3 times over the course of maybe 15 seconds i still have no idea what this is about Talking to girls is bad. I was right all along
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Jul 4, 2014 05:53
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what a dirty whore. no mention of showering before going to the beach. that's public water there you are soiling with your night crusty vag and stubbly sweaty armpits.
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Jul 4, 2014 05:53
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OMFG FURRY posted:tldr what does this mean without the semi colon??
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Jul 4, 2014 05:53
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im gay, so were cool right?
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Jul 4, 2014 05:54
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you sound really stuck up to be honest.
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Jul 4, 2014 05:54
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THS posted:i skimmed over that backwards first and then forwards and after doing this about 3 times over the course of maybe 15 seconds i still have no idea what this is about I think she is upset because someone had the audacity to pay her a compliment OP is it alright if I insult you on the street? Like if I said "Oh god you should wear a bag over your disgusting face" would that make you happier?
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Jul 4, 2014 05:55
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ethanol posted:I don't give a poo poo what you think 
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Jul 4, 2014 05:55
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i'm gay
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Jul 4, 2014 05:56
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autism awareness month is july, cool
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Jul 4, 2014 05:56
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serious post: i love people who think vaildation comes from within instead from other people because thats the most adorably naive idea
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Jul 4, 2014 05:56
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Dragonstoned posted:I think she is upset because someone had the audacity to pay her a compliment go the hell pig dick
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Jul 4, 2014 05:57
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Gentwise posted:im gay, so were cool right? also ive handled some pretty sexually ferocious pinky toes so I have my doubts edit: quote is not edit
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Jul 4, 2014 05:59
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Sundresses are awesome, all girls keep wearing sundresses.
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Jul 4, 2014 05:59
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ethanol posted:go the hell pig dick aren't pig dicks like corkscrews?
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Jul 4, 2014 05:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQd_sxxKvlA
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Jul 4, 2014 05:59
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Hey sexy, what are you up to today?
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Jul 4, 2014 05:59
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This is why you have to neg them bro "Hey girl, nice haircut, I thought that only worked on models, or pretty women, of which you are not the sort, not that I would care, heh" proceed to getting yo dick yank'd, ur welcome
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Jul 4, 2014 06:00
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no way she isnt a spitter.
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Jul 4, 2014 06:00
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I don't really care how unreasonable people get with this kind of thing
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Jul 4, 2014 06:01
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ethanol posted:An Open Plea To Men on the Street: I got up yesterday morning. I had a cup of coffee, snuggled with my dog, went to my garden and took care of the plants. It was hot and sticky and I decided it was time for a swim. I put on my two-piece suit, but then, because I already knew that walking around in shorts and a bikini top is an open invitation for some sad dick sitting on his porch to tell me how much he'd like to lick my belly button, I put on a sundress. NOT ONCE in the whole process of getting dressed did I think, "golly, I really hope I impress some strangers with my gorgeous get-up! I hope some man sees my yellow sundress and wants to know what's under it!" While walking my dog down the bike path to the beach, a few guys passed me on bicycles. One slowed down as he passed and shouted: "Hey, young lady, you look really great. I mean, just - WOW! You're gorgeous!" This letter is to you, guy, and all the sad men out there that think like you. Me, too, man. Me, too.
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Jul 4, 2014 06:01
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Wow it's almost like some guys are always alone and get so starved for companionship they'll make wild gambles that usually just piss off the person they are interested in! Critical thinking skills would help, but gently caress it, men are pigs. Just men, never women. Do you want me to start calling you the fairer sex?
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Jul 4, 2014 06:01
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Corey Plumper posted:Talking to girls is bad. I was right all along im gay, and therefore not at fault
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Jul 4, 2014 06:01
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Sorry bout your daddy issues, tumblr.txt-chan.
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Jul 4, 2014 06:02
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ethanol posted:go the hell pig dick Hey, young lady, your posts are really great. I mean, just - WOW! You're the best!
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Jul 4, 2014 06:03
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I don't use protection bitch! GRRRRRR
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Jul 4, 2014 06:04
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ethanol posted:I do not get dressed for you, men of the world. I don't wear clothes to impress you. My self-worth is not made or broken by your comments, your cat calls, your disgusting and lascivious invitations to sexual acts. So you don't care, but you also care? Typical woman, make up your loving mind already!
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Jul 4, 2014 06:05
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Dragonstoned posted:Hey, young lady, your posts are really great. I mean, just - WOW! You're the best! You just wish you could have me but you cant
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Jul 4, 2014 06:05
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I am so angry people notice things and comment on them because their biology and poor education and socialization skills urge them to. loving homo sapiens.
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Jul 4, 2014 06:06
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You deserve to get deported to India, they know how to really compliment a woman.
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Jul 4, 2014 06:08
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Can pretty girls have autism?
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Jul 4, 2014 06:08
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I don't care!! I don't care so much im going to write a whole bunch of words about it on the internet so some strangers can read it or whatever! gahh! look at how little i care as i write al lthese angry sounding words! also i'm really sexy but you cant say that, only i can.
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Jul 4, 2014 06:09
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wanna suck on that ferociously sexy pinkie toe
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Jul 4, 2014 06:11
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I don't know about you guys but I'd really like to clip this arrogant girls wings with some home truths irl
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Jul 4, 2014 06:14
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so ignore them getting all worked up like that just means you're not being honest with yourself when you say you don't give a poo poo
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Jul 4, 2014 06:16
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Cucking Mama posted:I don't know about you guys but I'd really like to clip this arrogant girls wings with some home truths irl i'd prefer to mostly avoid interacting with her, she seems unpleasant to be around
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Jul 4, 2014 06:16
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Women man, let me tell you about women
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Jul 4, 2014 06:17
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Hooplah posted:i'd prefer to mostly avoid interacting with her, she seems unpleasant to be around sounds like she rides the cotton pony most days
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