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Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Arrogance of willful ignorance.

:synpa:

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Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

i was at a party yesterday and someone i know from highschool was saying that america is a great country because it's possible to be successful there, and that it's impossible here in finland. he said that no matter who you are, you just have to work hard enough and you will become rich. i told him that wealth is mostly hereditary there and being successful there is actually probably harder if you start from nothing. he denied it and said that you just have to work hard enough

none of the poo poo he said made any sense at all until he said that he heard his dad (who moved here from usa) complaining about the taxes he has to pay here, and his dad would have 2 ferraris instead of 2 bmws if the taxes werent so high. he also said that he has a million dollar heritance waiting for him in the states. he also said it sucks that finnish education is free because it makes people lazy since they dont have to work full time jobs in addition to studying, and that the same system should be here in finland. then he said he can't wait to move to usa

i didnt know what to say so i told him that he already thinks like a typical american, and he took it as a compliment. then i left the room. afaik he doesn't actually work himself but he's playing borderlands 2 on steam as i'm typing this

Minorkos fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jul 5, 2014

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I hate my town of Salem, OR, but also I love it

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Minorkos posted:

i was at a party yesterday and someone i know from highschool was saying that america is a great country because it's possible to be successful there, and that it's impossible here in finland. he said that no matter who you are, you just have to work hard enough and you will become rich. i told him that wealth is mostly hereditary there and being successful there is actually probably harder if you start from nothing. he denied it and said that you just have to work hard enough

none of the poo poo he said made any sense at all until he said that he heard his dad (who moved here from usa) complaining about the taxes he has to pay here, and his dad would have 2 ferraris instead of 2 bmws if the taxes werent so high. he also said that he has a million dollar heritance waiting for him in the states. he also said it sucks that finnish education is free because it makes people lazy since they dont have to work full time jobs in addition to studying, and that the same system should be here in finland. then he said he can't wait to move to usa

i didnt know what to say so i told him that he already thinks like a typical american, and he took it as a compliment. then i left the room. afaik he doesn't actually work himself but he's playing borderlands 2 on steam as i'm typing this

Kill him.

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011

when i go to purchase figmas people laugh at me! is it my fault i want to show my love for my waifu by buying her visage in the form of a $500 figurine? stupid american pigs will never get art

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
H8 the USA

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Florida
Arizona
New Mexico
Texas
Oklahoma
Louisiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Florida
South Carolina
North Carolina
Virginia
West Virginia
Kentucky
Tennessee
Florida

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Caucasian disregard for fine black specimens.

Also, Italian-Americans.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
bronies

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

in america everyone has the freedom to post, which is bullshit

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Whiskey Sours posted:

Texas
Arizona
New Mexico
Texas
Oklahoma
Louisiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Texas
South Carolina
Florida
North Carolina
Virginia
West Virginia
Florida
Kentucky
Texas
Tennessee
Texas

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013
Texas.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

the insidious nature of The American Dream at work


also, Operation Condor and COINTELPRO

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Minorkos posted:

i was at a party yesterday and someone i know from highschool was saying that america is a great country because it's possible to be successful there, and that it's impossible here in finland. he said that no matter who you are, you just have to work hard enough and you will become rich. i told him that wealth is mostly hereditary there and being successful there is actually probably harder if you start from nothing. he denied it and said that you just have to work hard enough

none of the poo poo he said made any sense at all until he said that he heard his dad (who moved here from usa) complaining about the taxes he has to pay here, and his dad would have 2 ferraris instead of 2 bmws if the taxes werent so high. he also said that he has a million dollar heritance waiting for him in the states. he also said it sucks that finnish education is free because it makes people lazy since they dont have to work full time jobs in addition to studying, and that the same system should be here in finland. then he said he can't wait to move to usa

i didnt know what to say so i told him that he already thinks like a typical american, and he took it as a compliment. then i left the room. afaik he doesn't actually work himself but he's playing borderlands 2 on steam as i'm typing this

everyone of those people ive seen have had rich dad and havent worked for a living

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Any Obama, especially his wife, trying to tell me what I should and shouldn't feed my own fuckin kids, they're my kids

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Minorkos posted:

he also said it sucks that finnish education is free because it makes people lazy since they dont have to work full time jobs in addition to studying

also, what a loving idiot

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Minorkos posted:

i was at a party yesterday and someone i know from highschool was saying that america is a great country because it's possible to be successful there, and that it's impossible here in finland. he said that no matter who you are, you just have to work hard enough and you will become rich. i told him that wealth is mostly hereditary there and being successful there is actually probably harder if you start from nothing. he denied it and said that you just have to work hard enough

none of the poo poo he said made any sense at all until he said that he heard his dad (who moved here from usa) complaining about the taxes he has to pay here, and his dad would have 2 ferraris instead of 2 bmws if the taxes werent so high. he also said that he has a million dollar heritance waiting for him in the states. he also said it sucks that finnish education is free because it makes people lazy since they dont have to work full time jobs in addition to studying, and that the same system should be here in finland. then he said he can't wait to move to usa

i didnt know what to say so i told him that he already thinks like a typical american, and he took it as a compliment. then i left the room. afaik he doesn't actually work himself but he's playing borderlands 2 on steam as i'm typing this

lmao

GlazedMcGuffin
Jan 26, 2004

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Any Obama, especially his wife, trying to tell me what I should and shouldn't feed my own fuckin kids, they're my kids

not for long

:getin:

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Minorkos posted:

i was at a party yesterday and someone i know from highschool was saying that america is a great country because it's possible to be successful there, and that it's impossible here in finland. he said that no matter who you are, you just have to work hard enough and you will become rich. i told him that wealth is mostly hereditary there and being successful there is actually probably harder if you start from nothing. he denied it and said that you just have to work hard enough

none of the poo poo he said made any sense at all until he said that he heard his dad (who moved here from usa) complaining about the taxes he has to pay here, and his dad would have 2 ferraris instead of 2 bmws if the taxes werent so high. he also said that he has a million dollar heritance waiting for him in the states. he also said it sucks that finnish education is free because it makes people lazy since they dont have to work full time jobs in addition to studying, and that the same system should be here in finland. then he said he can't wait to move to usa

i didnt know what to say so i told him that he already thinks like a typical american, and he took it as a compliment. then i left the room. afaik he doesn't actually work himself but he's playing borderlands 2 on steam as i'm typing this

Dude don't let him come over here we don't want him

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Tell him about the recession

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Minorkos posted:

i was at a party yesterday and someone i know from highschool was saying that america is a great country because it's possible to be successful there, and that it's impossible here in finland. he said that no matter who you are, you just have to work hard enough and you will become rich. i told him that wealth is mostly hereditary there and being successful there is actually probably harder if you start from nothing. he denied it and said that you just have to work hard enough

none of the poo poo he said made any sense at all until he said that he heard his dad (who moved here from usa) complaining about the taxes he has to pay here, and his dad would have 2 ferraris instead of 2 bmws if the taxes werent so high. he also said that he has a million dollar heritance waiting for him in the states. he also said it sucks that finnish education is free because it makes people lazy since they dont have to work full time jobs in addition to studying, and that the same system should be here in finland. then he said he can't wait to move to usa

i didnt know what to say so i told him that he already thinks like a typical american, and he took it as a compliment. then i left the room. afaik he doesn't actually work himself but he's playing borderlands 2 on steam as i'm typing this

rofl, tell him I'll be happy to trade citizenship with him. he can have my gay american life and lovely job and I'll be a good little finn and attend university for free and have a fulfilling career since he thinks that's for pussies

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Whiskey Sours posted:

Florida
Arizona
New Mexico
Texas
Oklahoma
Louisiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Florida
South Carolina
North Carolina
Virginia
West Virginia
Kentucky
Tennessee
Florida

So, like I said. The South.

My thread got sent to FYAD for making fun of the South, beware, Southern Pride on these Forums.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Jastiger posted:

So, like I said. The South.

My thread got sent to FYAD for making fun of the South, beware, Southern Pride on these Forums.

gently caress the South.

Except southern Florida, which is p. awesome.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
love it or leave it you sons of bitches



this party don't stop, mixing up freedom since 1776

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
and im proud to be american
where at least i know im free
and i wont forget cis men who died
to give that right to me
...
cuz there aint no doubt i love this land
gawd bless the usa
atheism go awaaayyyy

:911:

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

america discredited/killed all of its native popular socialists

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

BAD things about USA, not america, because first of all US citizens consider themselves as sole americans, CUNTS! what about south america ?

I hate USA because they stick there nose in everybody's poo poo, and can't keep to themselves!

I H USA cause they lock up innocent people in Guananmo bay, that they have just kidnapped for fun, without proof.

I Hate USA, because they call themselves fair and poo poo, and they are just a bunch of communists and thugs.

I hate USA because, they are o uncultured they think any middle eastern perso is a terrorist!!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Republicans and so called "Conservatives".

But the whole world should dislike these people, since they're killing us all.

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
I unironically loving love food in America. It's the first thing I think about when I'm going there. I have no doubt at all I'd be riding a fatscooter in six months if I lived there.

Don't like? My ex brother in law was kind of a dick. He's American. So there's that.

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."
Get 1 felony and you are completely hosed and can never vote again.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

GuitarJunkie posted:

Get 1 felony and you are completely hosed and can never vote again.

yeah, internet snark aside this is pretty hosed up. this is my real answer.

Nice Reddit Account
Nov 27, 2013

by XyloJW

Feranon posted:

rofl, tell him I'll be happy to trade citizenship with him. he can have my gay american life and lovely job and I'll be a good little finn and attend university for free and have a fulfilling career since he thinks that's for pussies

Yeah but dude, you have to pay slightly more in taxes (that end up actually providing you with more money since you won't have $90,000 student loans or $4,000 a year health insurance deductibles). What the gently caress is wrong with you?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

GlazedMcGuffin posted:

It sucks that Americans don't have a culture to celebrate like other people do. By Americans I mean white people of course.

You should probably look up the definition of culture. We just had the 4th of July btw if you can wrap your head around that one.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
White people

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Minorkos posted:

i told him that wealth is mostly hereditary there

90% of millionaires are first generation but the goal shouldn't be millionaire and never really was originally.

It is true if you work hard most everyone will make a living, which isn't as unique as it used to be in the world but back then that was a big loving deal.

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

It is true if you work hard most everyone will make a living, which isn't as unique as it used to be in the world but back then that was a big loving deal.

the thing is, being successful here in finland is probably easier than just about anywhere else. everyone gets the same education for free. not only that, people also get around 600 euros a month just for studying. studying and living in another city cost me like a 1000 euros total last year. so basically, the government holds your hand every step of the way to your job. there's also basically free healthcare and stuff.

the downside is that when you do become successful, you'll have to pay taxes

also i remember that the guy said that his plan in the states is to become a professor of aquatic sciences. like that is his foolproof plan

Minorkos fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Jul 6, 2014

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Any Obama, especially his wife, trying to tell me what I should and shouldn't feed my own fuckin kids, they're my kids

should be thanking them for not letting your kid turn his or her self into a ham planet imo.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Feranon posted:

rofl, tell him I'll be happy to trade citizenship with him. he can have my gay american life and lovely job and I'll be a good little finn and attend university for free and have a fulfilling career since he thinks that's for pussies

you dont attend uni for free, you get paid for it

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
There aren't enough public holidays.

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
flag worship and the failure to distinguish the USA from the continent

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