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BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

The tastiest goal I've ever scored!

Or something like that.

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


Kawasaki, Reimold, Dan Johnson. Offensive Core of your Toronto Blue Jays.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


Pedro Alvarez just did a bad thing to a baseball.

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

Chexoid posted:

Kawasaki, Reimold, Dan Johnson. Offensive Core of your Toronto Blue Jays.

Johnson Reimold just left the game with an apparent injury. Replaced as a runner on third by Mastrioni.

e: can't keep track of replacement Jays.

WienerDog fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2014 around 00:29

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008


I think that was Reimold that left not Johnson

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


A few great games then injured seemingly for no reason. Nolan Reimold is the truest blue jay that has ever lived.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008


I did not expect to score more than one or two runs with that lineup. What a pleasant surprise

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.


Yay, gently caress the Cardinals!

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?


RIP Jordan Zimmermann

Scob
Jul 17, 2005



joe kelly is almost as bad as solo bob costas calling this game

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004


Why is Latos still playing? He's clearly hurting.

Edit: there we go

Jose Oquendo fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2014 around 00:48

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.


Scob posted:

joe kelly is almost as bad as solo bob costas calling this game

Fortunately Uecker's coming in later to spice this party up.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010


Infante's reaction to getting caught off base and doubled up was pretty good there.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005



just hit him again kelly so i can see a brawl before i go out for the night

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.


Scob posted:

just hit him again kelly so i can see a brawl before i go out for the night

Not exactly a brawl, but definitely a beatdown.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011


SKA SUCKS


this feels good

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?

gently caress your perfecto

gently caress your no no

gently caress your shutout

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


Mat Latos was limping around messing with his leg all day, which is why they're now saying he's out with back spasms.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006



For some weird reason I'm only getting Spanish pbp on the mlb network.

LeftistMuslimObama
Jan 6, 2012

GOD DAMMIT RICKIE

What'd I tell you pessimists? Keep the faith, go Crew!

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."

Jimmy Rollins with his second dinger of the night.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010


They keep showing Rex Hudler eating on the Royals broadcast. Even when I have the sound muted that man exists to infuriate me.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004


Can you please stop that poo poo, Pedro

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?

Richards gettin squeezed tonight.

DemeaninDemon
Jul 27, 2007




Go Samardzija.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005



drat matt adams just hit one like 450

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Genuine Rocky Mountain Man.

Dozier trying to run on CarGo

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006


DemeaninDemon posted:



Go Samardzija.

Every time I see a photo of Samardzija I think "oh hey, someone thought Eastbound and Down was a documentary and signed Kenny Powers for real".

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008


For fucks sake Mcgowan.

Rene Bork
Mar 20, 2007

Get to Know Your Canadiens

Today's Question: Spell your name backwards.

"K....R.....O...B "

Dustin McGowan, the win killer.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


McGowan comes in specifically to face Longoria. Walks him, then Loney, then gives up a game tying home run. Hardly Ideal.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011

This guy is ACTUALLY invested in Gopher Football

twins

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008


And then he also walks the next batter after the home run for a sparkling line score of 0.0 IP 1 hit 3 BB and 3 ER woooooooo
E: Gameday says Kawasaki was injured that inning as well? I missed that can anyone fill me in

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


What in the gently caress are these Brewers jerseys?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010


Some small mean part of me will always love batters getting called out on strikes while they're jogging to first base.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011


SKA SUCKS


theacox posted:

What in the gently caress are these Brewers jerseys?

are these those fan designed ones?

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.


nerve posted:

are these those fan designed ones?

Yeah I think they are.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


Tropicana bad, Jays worse.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008


The slow-mo of this review in TB/TOR is really cracking me up

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Just The Facts
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

gently caress you Yankees

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