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Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
Meltdown incoming :(

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Lorini posted:

Meltdown incoming :(

Martinez says otherwise

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Jacoby :toot:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

crawford noooo :ughh:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

The Pussy Boss posted:

crawford noooo :ughh:

I blame the rest.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Great snag off the waiver wire there AA.

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
there will be no XBH until the inevitable Cliff Lee grand slam.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Of course Vogelsong crashes and burns the minute he starts getting run support.

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
Brad Mills is going full Zito

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
The Red Sox are going to improve their pythag record by a couple of games in one night

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Deck McGuire sitting at home like "Well I could have done THAT"

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
Puig and Ramirez are going to drive the sideline reporter batty until they can get back into the game. Too funny.

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
It's time for another 6th inning adventure with Tom Koehler..

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
:toot:Blan!

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
Thank you, Reds.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Hey guys, first game back from vacation and I just want to say that Segura is loving awesome.

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
They walk Gonzalez to get to you Kemp, and then you immediately prove why the walk was a good idea.

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
Reds defense looks like poo poo this inning.

EDIT: And pitching.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Duvall hits the first non single of the game and it's a home run!

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Arias doubles and scores.

This game.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
I don't even know anymore. Even Year Bullshit?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Sotowns



hell yes

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Heisey is a generous guy.

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
Whatever the fielding version of tootblan is, the Reds are doing it in spades.

Edit: HULK ROENICKE!

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
gently caress Matt Thornton.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Goddamnit Soto may have reinjured himself. gently caress this snakebitten season

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

William T. Hornaday posted:

Reds defense looks like poo poo this inning.

EDIT: And pitching.
Just wait until the top of the fifth and the hitting will look like poo poo, too!

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Just mercy rule this poo poo because there's no way the Reds will score any runs tonight.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Well thanks for coming everyone, the game is over :smithicide:

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Abner Assington posted:

Just mercy rule this poo poo because there's no way the Reds will score any runs tonight.

I don't think you understand how the Milwaukee Brewers baseball club operates. This is the second half of the season, friend.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Boon posted:

I don't think you understand how the Milwaukee Brewers baseball club operates. This is the second half of the season, friend.
The Reds appear to be doing their best Cubs impression to start the second half, so we'll see.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Am i the only one who finds it funny that this Phillies pitcher is named Bastardo?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


5th error for the Yankees

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
STOP GIVING UP HOME RUNS TO BILLY HAMILTON! :argh:

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Gotta love Torii Hunter.

E: Verlander really cranked that ball. A homer would have been spectacular.

Mental Hospitality fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Jul 22, 2014

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
Damnit Marlins

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Yes, more runs please. Keep doing those things where you score runs.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Yeah pence!!!

Wait...no, bad pence.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
What is this game? :psyduck:

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Rah! posted:

Am i the only one who finds it funny that this Phillies pitcher is named Bastardo?

It never gets old.

Also I love watching Doug Fister pitch. The Tigers let this guy go for..Steve Lombardozzi?? :confused:

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