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the squart man look like a sweaty john goodman "LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!" *squarts across the room*
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Jul 24, 2014 23:19
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JebanyPedal posted:It always seems to happen when the girl is on top so it gushes out onto my crotch, I dunno how to feel about it. Get her to do it while she's sitting on your face, it's what I vaguely imagine water-boarding is like.
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Jul 24, 2014 23:36
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Ponce de Le0n posted:um...yeah? Mod's make this my avatar please.
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Jul 24, 2014 23:39
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Squartle I choose you! Or Kirby's squart squad
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Jul 24, 2014 23:59
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Ponce de Le0n posted:do u even squart tho? True story, I dated this guy for a year & he never wanted to go to the beach once, it was total bullshit. I'm getting ongree just thanking about it.
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Jul 25, 2014 02:58
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Trixie Hardcore posted:True story, I dated this guy for a year & he never wanted to go to the beach once, it was total bullshit. I'm getting ongree just thanking about it. Did you get to discover what "fishurf" is?
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Jul 25, 2014 03:16
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Gallow posted:Did you get to discover what "fishurf" is? Sex with fish. But he didn't even catch them himself, just buy them frozen from the store and stick his BIG COCK in them. He doesn't even own his own diving gear. You can't trust people's dating profiles, they are always puffing them up to catch more babes.
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Jul 25, 2014 03:21
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can someone send sexy pms to me i am feeling honey
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Jul 25, 2014 05:45
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trixie hardcore plkease do it
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Jul 25, 2014 05:45
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Do they have to be PMs? I'd have to open a separate tab or something & it sounds like too much effort tbh
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Do they have to be PMs? I'd have to open a separate tab or something & it sounds like too much effort tbh You misread, he wants you to send him sexy PMS. Send him some old used pads or something.
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Jul 25, 2014 06:13
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That's not how PMS works. PMS is the thing where you are irrationally angry so you skip work & spend the day hatefucking & then order onion rings.
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Jul 25, 2014 06:16
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Trixie Hardcore posted:That's not how PMS works. PMS is the thing where you are irrationally angry so you skip work & spend the day hatefucking & then order onion rings. Well send him a sexy one of those, then.
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Jul 25, 2014 06:24
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yes, thanks
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Jul 25, 2014 06:25
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Heeeeeeeee squart. 
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Jul 25, 2014 07:04
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Ponce de Le0n posted:um...yeah? Is that guy just really proud of that tattoo?
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Jul 25, 2014 07:41
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Trixie Hardcore posted:That's not how PMS works. PMS is the thing where you are irrationally angry so you skip work & spend the day hatefucking & then order onion rings.  The Grudgefuck
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Jul 25, 2014 07:45
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JebanyPedal posted:It always seems to happen when the girl is on top so it gushes out onto my crotch, I dunno how to feel about it. Wet?
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Jul 25, 2014 08:05
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I believe it is lube secretions and sweat
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Jul 25, 2014 08:59
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Jul 25, 2014 09:24
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lol if you haven't had enough sexual partners to know that squarting is real and real good too
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Jul 25, 2014 09:35
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"oh god gently caress i just pissed all over you i sure am a gross oval office" "tee-hee i just squirted! yaay!" which sounds better? now you know that squirting is just pee
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Jul 25, 2014 09:39
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if u never made a girl OR DUDE squirt ur shameful
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Jul 25, 2014 09:46
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i thought its called squirting
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Christmas Present posted:
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Mulefisk posted:"oh god gently caress i just pissed all over you i sure am a gross oval office" This is a squart thread, get this poo poo outta here
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Jul 25, 2014 12:05
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 Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who squarted in his car
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Jul 25, 2014 14:48
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tvayisnihyaami posted:i thought its called squirting It is, but this is when one squirts exactly a quart. Can't believe no one else mentioned that...
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Jul 25, 2014 21:51
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has anyone said it's pee yet because it is
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Jul 25, 2014 22:08
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In Drywall posted:ya obviously all the scientists who arent sure its not pee have never made sum1 squirt bc it is definitely not pee obviously all the people who say it isnt pee have never been peed on trust me i am an expert, it is pee
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Jul 25, 2014 22:23
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I honestly didnt know it was pee. It doesnt smell like pee  man ive had that poo poo all in my mouth so many fuckin times gently caress you SA
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Jul 25, 2014 22:24
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1gnoirents posted:I honestly didnt know it was pee. It doesnt smell like pee It isn't pee. If it's pee how come chicks still go pee after sex. And then how come their pee looks and smells and tastes totally different from the squart. Riddle me that.
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Jul 25, 2014 22:43
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stratdax posted:It isn't pee. thank you god
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Jul 25, 2014 22:43
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stratdax posted:It isn't pee. But with some chicks it is pee.
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Jul 25, 2014 22:44
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1gnoirents posted:I honestly didnt know it was pee. It doesnt smell like pee well was it poo poo or was it pee?
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Jul 25, 2014 22:44
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stratdax posted:It isn't pee. if you were a girl and you could pretend that you peeing on someone was actually you having a crazy good orgasm, wouldnt you do it all the goddamn time? you cant tell me you wouldnt case closed
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Jul 25, 2014 22:45
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Ive had sex
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Jul 25, 2014 23:01
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You guys think this chick squarts? Cause if not, I'm swiping left for sure
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itt goons genuinly ignorant of how the female orgasm works
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