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and unbutton my pants when i sit down cuz it's just more comfortable that way it's my body shape i inherited
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belt?? buttons? get some sweatpants you disgusting prole
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Jul 27, 2014 02:00
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im just big boned
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Jul 27, 2014 02:13
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inherited from my mother, a big industrial bag of cheetoes every week.
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Jul 27, 2014 02:15
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I just wear two kaftans sewn together into my custom size.
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Jul 27, 2014 02:23
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lol this guy hasnt heard of utilikilts
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Jul 27, 2014 02:28
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I just wear two kaftans sewn together into my custom size. i sew together two beach towels lengthwise so i have a towel long enough to wrap around my huge body and then i just wear that all day after my biannual shower
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Jul 27, 2014 02:29
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pants are for fools
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Jul 27, 2014 02:30
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It sounds like oyur pants are too tight, this is how to sit
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Jul 27, 2014 02:31
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Supreme Allah posted:It sounds like oyur pants are too tight, this is how to sit what does the coach of the little cowboys have to do with anything?
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Jul 27, 2014 02:32
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elastic waist pants from the old people catalog
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Jul 27, 2014 02:32
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Since I rarely leave my room I've taken to just putting the clothes on the walls instead of my body because it's easier & basically the same thing.
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Jul 27, 2014 02:36
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Kidsolo posted:im just big boned this thread's giving me a big boner, if u know what I mean
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Jul 27, 2014 02:38
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My belt has no buckle. It is velcro.
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Jul 27, 2014 02:38
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please stop shaming this is just who i am
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Jul 27, 2014 02:49
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sounds like you always buy pants that don't fit right
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Jul 27, 2014 02:50
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Sounds like your fat OP.
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Jul 27, 2014 02:51
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i always lower my pants and underwear to my ankles when i am pissing in urinal
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Jul 27, 2014 02:52
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unbutton my rear end and then gently caress it
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Jul 27, 2014 02:53
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actually lol if your dick is small enough to fit into pants
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Jul 27, 2014 03:02
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Trixie Hardcore posted:actually lol if your dick is small enough to fit into pants I personally have to wear shorts that go past my knees to keep from being arrested
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Jul 27, 2014 03:04
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i am looking to buy more, thicker curtains and completely remove clothing from my home life.
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Jul 27, 2014 03:05
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Moridin920 posted:sounds like you always buy pants that don't fit right my mom buy smy patns do you think this is the problem??
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Jul 27, 2014 03:14
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I have a two-parter, here, OP (and others posting itt); Bathroom etiquette: With dress pants and a belt, at a urinal, am I supposed to undo my belt, button, zipper, and hoist my junk out to piss? Or am I expected to just undo the zipper, button, and leave the belt up, fish for my junk and piss, leaving my pants relatively up and secured? Secondly, and this is just my observation, but what the gently caress is up with Indian guys in the bathroom? They are constantly talking to each other in the bathroom. Loudly. Could be cross-urinal, even urinal to stall while one guy shits. Why does this happen? That isn't proper male bathroom etiquette. Also, Indian guys taking the middle of three urinals when no one else is there, or picking the urinal right next to you despite multiple other urinal options being open. Why?
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Jul 27, 2014 03:15
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in traditional indian society, *insert poo poo joke here*
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Jul 27, 2014 03:16
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Big Beef City posted:I have a two-parter, here, OP (and others posting itt); just yr zipper why undo your button this is unnecessary? i don't know i don't really know any peeps of the "indian" persuase
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Jul 27, 2014 03:19
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BKPR posted:i am looking to buy more, thicker curtains and completely remove clothing from my home life. i wish you luck and success in your journey.
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Jul 27, 2014 03:23
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I can't just do my zipper. I'd have to stand there with my fist in my pants digging my lady-pleaser out through multiple layers of clothing then bunching all of that stuff back up. I just want to whip it out and piss in the most professional way possible.
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Jul 27, 2014 03:24
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okay here i tell you how to do it use yr right hand to unzip that poo poo with yr left you are pulling the flap open, now you reach your left fingers in there and pull the fly of the underwear open (the first "labia") n then reach yr right in there and the second "labia" n then the dick just pops right out now you can decide which hand to use or what but yer probably gold at this point just make sure to AIM yknow and try winkin at the indian guy next to you maybe offer to hold his hand (a cultural thing)
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Jul 27, 2014 03:27
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Big Beef City posted:I have a two-parter, here, OP (and others posting itt); Oh look, a goon that doesn't know how to use the loving toilet without having a panic attack.
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Jul 27, 2014 03:28
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once met a massachusetts man who prostate jizz every time he pee he assured me it get old aft er a little bit eL: (he was a politician)
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Jul 27, 2014 03:29
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Hobohemian posted:Oh look, a goon that doesn't know how to use the loving toilet without having a panic attack.
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Big Beef City posted:
 Welcome to a public washroom in India. I'm guessing the constant talking is a way of making sure the others you entered with know you are still alive. Don't down on them for having adapted their own survival techniques. Edit: I bet if they could tie a rope between themselves to each other, without it touching anything in there, they would do that to. Panamaniac fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jul 27, 2014 |
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nomadologique posted:okay here i tell you how to do it No. I'm not gonna two-hand grope at my boxer-brief opening and spray piss all over my crotch while chop-sticking my dong. The gently caress...
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Jul 27, 2014 03:33
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Real-talk: I was using the stall (to POOP) when some guy walked in and he was wheezing. Not just 'fat-wheezing', but full out 'I just climbed a mountain while being fat' wheezing. Did his thing, choking piss out of himself between clenched breaths, complete with verbal "uuhhhh"'s etc. Then farted loudly and said to himself "There she goes...", and kept on painfully wheezing. I was thinking "You're going to die soon." and felt bad for the guy but still kept silently laughing at him.
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Jul 27, 2014 03:38
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the appropriate way to piss in a public bathroom is 6 feet back from the urinal
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Jul 27, 2014 03:43
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Fojar38 posted:the appropriate way to piss in a public bathroom is 6 feet back from the urinal do what you will. just don't piss on my shoes
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Jul 27, 2014 03:44
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:do what you will. just don't piss on my shoes i take the urinal closest to the door so that people have to limbo under the stream to do their business
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Jul 27, 2014 03:46
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http://www.pajamajeans.com/ . no belt loops tho so if you want you could just wear suspenders and BAM you're in comfort county and not county jail for junk flailing
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my body hair is thick enough to be considered pants i use hair grease to flatten it out
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