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Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I seem to recall going with a female goblin the last time this CYOA came up, so how about

Troll
Male
Krogg the Romk
Loving parents

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Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I named her rat George.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I say we keep the rat, but only if it's impossible to get a rabbit.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

ThatPazuzu posted:

There are no rabbits, sadly.

Well, there you go. Besides, one of the greatest wizards of all time was a rat's familiar.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Kimberley bullying a troll sounds hilarious.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I'd like to see I pumped iron like there was no tomorrow.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Pretty sure last time was lonely, so let's add a new (female) character.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Jill Valentine the human.

They hit it off because they were both so interested in STARS.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Her parents were really grateful to have a troll helping them cut down trees.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I hauled packages for businesses with my brawny prepubescent arms.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

My parents are dead.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

We're already in with the local blacksmith, so why not?

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Camoes posted:

I used to pick wildflowers for her hair. I find the thought of a Troll picking flowers hilarious.

It's not that hard to believe.



(This is a vote, by the way.)

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

King Doom posted:

Is the superhero one really that bad? apparently they put it up because it's their most popular series and their biggest seller.

The first book features two Mary Sues and neither one of them is the protagonist. I don't remember much about the second one, but I recall a superhero reality show, some political BS courtesy of the author, and that it failed to deliver the best possible twist.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

~*Magic!*~

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Let's double down on Healing.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Board games.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I picked up some Healing knowledge from the infirmary.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I figured divination wasn't worth the effort. It's only worth one forbidden school, after all.

VVVV Oh, fine, I seem to recall there's some mechanical benefit to graduating, so put in some effort.

Bobbin Threadbare fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Aug 4, 2014

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I laughed off every blow.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

ThatPazuzu posted:

You'll need to be more specific.

Body/toughness.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Hey Igor, I need to borrow something again...

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

seaborgium posted:

Sheri. It's hard to find a good Igor.

Just because we named him after a madman's assistant doesn't mean Igor will fulfill the same role here. Better that he make the ultimate sacrifice for science now.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Nyaa posted:

What happen to muscle Mage, guys?

Generalize :colbert:

Our Body and Fighting skills are still sky-high, we're just a Muscle Necromancer now.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I get the feeling Sheri would make a better friendly Cleric. We should go for the nonentity for our Thief.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

ThatPazuzu posted:

The "friendly cleric" would have been the late Igor.

Oh, well. Still, she'll at least be friendlier than a stranger, so I stand by my decision.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Saitorr posted:

Ha ha ha, we have 0 gold so who cares?

Give them the money.

Success provides stats! Do the thing!

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Bene Elim posted:

Why waste time torturing when you can just see the answer?

Divinate

Because we're an adventuring party, obviously. Randomly torturing people for information is a (rather disturbing) tradition.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Throw chess pieces at him.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

We followed up on that secret door.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I showed these amateurs how it's done.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

My Necromancy still needs more work.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

90 GP isn't a bad price for Alchemy lessons.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Mygna posted:

Why destroy a source of great magical power when you can profit off it instead?

Because you can still profit off its destruction.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I put the P in Pool.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Don't forget our adventuring company is running a special on elf bullshit, and that's going to run you some extra dough.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Maris has the most room to grow, after all.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Necromancy is fine, so let's practice our Healing.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Sindai posted:

Need to improve our Healing more, although I kind of want to see if using dark magic on a baby has any terrible consequences.

It doesn't. The last LP used Necromancy since goblins don't get a bonus to Healing.

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Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Training Horse is cheaper in the long run.

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