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Lid posted:ELECTION NOW! It's pretty much their motto at this point. House Liberal: No Modelling Was Done
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 02:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:53 |
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Kelly is awesome
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 03:15 |
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Captain Matchbox posted:Hi thread. I never thought I'd see one of these in the wild, but... I just saw a Facebook/instagram picture with someone dressed up as the Fresh Prince of Belair, complete with blackface. Mate it can't be racist if you're just joking around, jeez chill out wouldya
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 08:31 |
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You can't even buy an opal card at a train station Oh and station staff aren't allowed to do anything with them either, all they will say is "talk to Opal". And if the card readers crash (happens not infrequently), the only solution is to reboot the ticket barriers which takes about 5 minutes. This happened at Town Hall at about 8:45am last week
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 06:00 |
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Quantum Mechanic posted:At this point are they really going to stop you if you hop the gate? They don't need to - if you don't tap off the system charges you the maximum fare, even if you only actually travelled two stops
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 06:36 |
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Ler posted:no link yet but Mike Carlton has left SMH. More proof that the Jewish mafia runs the world
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 00:31 |
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ewe2 posted:Sharri Markson has been trumpeting her success about it on twitter this morning. She put together a pdf of all of Mike Carlton's responses as proof of his abuse. She forwarded 15 of his emails to the SMH editor, who then pressured Carlton to resign. Yeah replying like that to readers isn't a great idea, but as he said this morning there's only so many times you can get called "Nazi scum" before you start telling people to gently caress off. deathofmusic posted:''It's not what you're doing on the internet, it's the sites you're visiting, it's not the content, it's the sites that you've been,'' It's the law, it's Mabo, it's the vibe
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 03:43 |
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Man I've really missed ICACquote:ICAC hears that Liberal party boss Brian Loughnane knew of developer donations going through federal channels http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/icac-hear...806-100vlc.html
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 05:54 |
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Haters Objector posted:Why does he melt down so hard over a forum game?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 06:42 |
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Dunno if I've mentioned here before, but I actually went to high school with that guy (Khaled Sharrouf). I used to copy off him in year 9 maths class! He was always a slightly troubled kid, didn't really have any actual friends though he hung out in a group with the other Lebanese kids. From memory he left school after year 10. Going to a selective school I kind of expected a classmate to end up on the front page at some point, but not quite for that reason
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 06:53 |
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Gough Suppressant posted:I find the Melbourne one intensely amusing. Caulfield is basically the Jewish hub of Australia, but apparently it has really heavy South African population too. I guess something about it really attracts apartheidists of various stripes? Yeah, Bellevue Hill and St Ives are basically the Jewish hubs of Sydney and they're both listed as South African as well. Maybe a lot of Jewish Australians have South African heritage? It's weird though, most of my Jewish friends have eastern European heritage eg Hungarian.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 07:11 |
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Seriously, stop whatever you're doing and watch the full interview. The guy who thinks of himself as the smartest man in Cabinet (if not the parliament) takes literally five minutes to stammer and stutter his way through explaining the difference between a website and a webpage. "We're not monitoring your web surfing, just the addresses of the sites you visit" Clark & Dawe are out of a job.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 15:02 |
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Antlions posted:So, something I'm not sure about : ICAC good? ICAC bad? ICAC good but run by bad people? I hear bits and pieces about it but I don't really have any context to go on. ICAC good. They have unique powers to expose corruption, and do so with gusto. The only problem I have with it is that some of their evidence can't be used by the DPP in criminal proceedings so it's very difficult to then criminally convict someone who's been found corrupt. Generally speaking, anyone who professes to hate ICAC is just cheerleading - the main reason they don't like it is because their "team" is the current focus.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 01:53 |
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sidviscous posted:If there's anything that this last year has taught me, it's how fundamentally flawed the concept of meritocracy is... Just how many of these uber wealthy captains of industry are actually dumb as poo poo. Remember the three generation rule: it takes one generation to make a business, another generation to build a business, and a third generation to ruin it. Thinking specifically of the Murdochs, the Packers, the Hancock/Rineharts etc...
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 05:52 |
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Captain Pissweak posted:It's really telling that the only person in the Liberal party even vaguely capable of commenting on climate change as a result of their background is a vocal denier of it. Clearly means it's bullshit m8
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 06:05 |
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NTRabbit posted:She got a $60k scholarship off the back of one 15 minute interview before she'd even received any grades to get that D average, she absolutely knew it was dodgy as gently caress and deserves the scrutiny To be honest, when you're the child of someone wealthy and powerful this sort of poo poo probably happens all the time. I honestly doubt she thought twice about it, and probably assumed it happens to everyone else as well. You've got to remember how oblivious most people are to their own privilege.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 23:09 |
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hyperbowl posted:The Jewish school near my parents' house has had armed guards at the gate since at least the 90s. It wasn't because of jihadists then and it isn't because of jihadists now. It wasn't even that long ago that the Israeli consulate and a Jewish club in Sydney got bombed.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 09:08 |
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In my daytime career (as opposed to my shitposting career), I partly do work with one of Australia's biggest loyalty card programs, though not one of the supermarket ones. The amount of data that loyalty card programs generate per customer is absolutely phenomenal. The supermarkets have been doing this sort of stuff for ages, and have brought in people from the UK to beef up their programs - remember that Tesco in the UK is also a bank. They're already crunching huge amounts of data about you; whether it will be useful to political parties I don't know. You'd certainly be able to predict political leanings based on a very small sample size though!
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 09:39 |
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Tirade posted:It'd be fascinating to see whether likely political leaning could be teased out from shopping habits. Door-knocking is a really good tool but it's a limited resource and any way to be smarter about where it's employed would be really valuable. So say for example there was an incredibly strong link established such that someone buying a line of organic products is 90% likely to vote Green. Those people no longer get a visit from door-knockers, because their vote is pretty much locked in already. Or alternatively, people who buy "Atlas Scrubbed" body wash who have only a 1% likelihood to vote Green, who can now also be crossed off the list. Could it be done? Probably, but without any external validation you have no way of knowing whether it's correct or not. With one of our clients, we asked about 2,000 of their loyalty club members how much they agreed with a list of about 15 statements. From that, we created a model that covered off 9 distinct customer segments, each with different preferences and buying habits etc. We then matched this against their loyalty club data, and used that data to predict which segment each customer would fall into. Once our algorithm could do that, we applied it across their entire loyalty club database (several million members). From memory, we managed to categorise I think about 89% of the database which we were pretty happy with! So using something like that, you'd definitely be able to do it - it's just a matter of actually getting the data in the first place. I doubt Coles or Woolies would be all that keen on sharing their loyalty card data without getting something in return!!
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 13:20 |
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Splode posted:pretty sure using invasive data collection for your own ends is bad, and a better policy would be "We'll push for legislation to ban woolies and coles collecting all this data because it's bad for society to have huge corporations manipulating their customers into doing things they otherwise wouldn't!" I don't disagree with you, but at this point you'd be locking the gate when the horse is halfway across the state.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 13:44 |
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Tokamak posted:Without going deep into their data collection policies, I always wondered how far supermarket data collection goes. I know that loyalty stuff gets taken, but I always wondered if there was anything stopping them from collecting every transaction. There's plenty of value in (pseudo-)anonymous transaction records. Knowing how people can be easily psychologically manipulated, its odd that the government maintains a pretty laissez-faire attitude towards data collection. If the government collected and used everything they could about a person in the way a retailer does, we'd be up in arms about it. Every single sale gets tracked, but not on an individual level. They can tell you how many bottles of Coke or kilos of onions or whatever get sold in a week (if you're interested Nielsen Retail and Aztek are the primary data houses for this), but not who's buying them or in conjunction with what. That's why the loyalty card exists - it's a number you swipe at the checkout that connects the dots between all your purchases. The data gets used for non-nefarious purposes as well, things like "oh hey people who buy Doritos are 37% more likely to buy at least one chocolate bar per shop, let's put some Cadbury blocks on special near the Doritos". Stuff like that feeds into store layouts as well as pricing etc - it can lead to better sales and sometimes a better outcome for customers as well. All that said, I don't have any loyalty cards
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 13:53 |
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Murodese posted:You can also use shopping lists to work out when people are likely to develop chronic diseases and use browsing history to build a full physical and mental health profile of people, which is ~invaluable~ for insurance agencies. You'll be happy to know that Coles has partnered with Medibank! If you link your Medibank account info with your Fly Buys card, you get ~double points~ on healthy items like fruit and vegetables. They're strangely silent on what Medibank does with that data but it's not a huge leap to guess! (It's exactly what you said)
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 22:45 |
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You've gotta be loving kidding me, they put that photo of a child with a severed head on the front loving page
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 00:58 |
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Anidav posted:There's no loving way the LNP are winning the next NSW election after so many beheadings, right? The current NSW opposition leader (John Roberston) "forgot" to tell police he was offered a $3 million bribe from a property developer (Michael McGurk) who was later murdered by another property developer (Ron Medich). The bribe was offered over the sale of a ~unions NSW~ property as well
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 12:39 |
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Vladimir Poutine posted:I get that this is just garden variety but is there a particular reason they picked her? She's young, female and a Green. She's not a foreigner, but three outta four ain't bad!
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 12:48 |
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Easily the best post of the week
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2014 07:48 |
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Orkin Mang posted:Are all the Coalition's policies formulated on the basis of gut-feelings and random anecdotes? Because it seems like they've done practically no research, not even preliminary research, in the areas in which they're trying to pass legislation. A moment's thought would tell you that poorer people will be hit harder than the richer on average by an increase in the fuel excise. It's not that they don't know, it's that they don't care.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2014 09:04 |
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This is like one of those A Current Affair parodies, except its 100% real
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 02:00 |
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Quantum Mechanic posted:Peter Phelps just took a steaming dump. Fixed that up for you
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 02:39 |
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Palmersaurus posted:Wayne Karlen @AlaMerQld · Aug 2 Wayne Karlen likes: https://www.facebook.com/wkarlen/likes A lot of surprises there!!
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 02:45 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:(Phone-posting) Can someone post the Courier-Mail front page? Scylo posted:
What's happening at ICAC?
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 03:13 |
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Gough Suppressant posted:Ahahaha even Bernardi is telling Hockey to stop being such a fuckhead. The SMH article on the same subject quotes the Senator for Xstrata saying much the same thing
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 03:51 |
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Anidav posted:I shouldn't jump to conclusions but my advertising assignment is to build a campaign for Lindt Chocolate and my lecturer previously worked for them decades ago. Probably a coincidence. If it was decades ago I wouldn't get too worked up about it to be honest. They probably picked them because they're familiar with the business and the challenges that it faces. If the lecturer is still in active contact with folks that work there, then yeah that's a problem.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 06:03 |
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Anidav posted:Probably but after Bill Glasson every assignment I've done just feels like secretly working for Satan. Sounds like you're being nicely set up for life in the corporate world! Today I learned we're about to do a research project for a tobacco company
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 06:07 |
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Mithranderp posted:Job oppourtunity for you Anidav "smartjobs", "queensland", "government" is possibly the funniest domain name I can think of
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 07:02 |
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Anyone with a crikey sub able to post the latest Grundle?
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 12:47 |
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HookShot posted:Man my high school was boring, we didn't have anyone like that in my grade My high school was full of racial tension: Lebanese kids vs Vietnamese kids vs Anglo kids. It all came to a head in year 10 when a few after-school scuffles escalated into a Vietnamese crime gang from Cabramatta (5T for anyone who remembers) turning up at school and going after a Lebanese kid with a machete
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 01:04 |
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I haven't read that crazy-rear end constitution, but did they seriously forget to claim ownership of the soil/minerals etc underneath territorial Australia?
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 02:16 |
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Murodese posted:e; I feel as if news.com.au hasn't realised that clickhole is a satire of sites like clickhole and they've instead used it as an instruction manual. Even SMH are doing that clickbait headline poo poo these days. They had a story about Robin Williams's daughter getting trolled on twitter and the summary was something like "I'M SHAKING RIGHT NOW, I JUST CAN'T: The late comedian's daughter received an outpouring of support on social media, along with several vicious trolls. You won't believe what they said to her."
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:11 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:53 |
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Ragingsheep posted:Why....? Gotta be prepared for the imminent Indonesian invasion mate Only thing I can think of is something about stopping foreign (ie Chinese) investors from holding large swathes of Australian cash when (in their crazy minds) the Chinese are who we'd probably be fighting.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:13 |