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9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

Three Olives posted:

I dk there is another guy that I was absolutely positive he was gay and he has two gay rear end dogs that he is always walking and I thought he was always with his fag hag but it turned out that the lady that I thought was a fag hag is actually his wife and it's weird people shouldn't pretend to be gay and then not be gay.

they probably have an "understanding" where he's allowed to gently caress dudes as long as she doesn't know/hear about it

judging from the dudes that hit on me on okcupid this is super common. homewrecking owns.

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9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
everytime u destroy a marriage a gay angel get his wings

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I'm gay

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Over There posted:

all gay guys flirt with other gay guys its a fact

True story I had sex with one of my neighbors sons and on of my other neighbors tried to sleep with him too but he said no lol.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

True story I had sex with one of my neighbors sons and on of my other neighbors tried to sleep with him too but he said no lol.

All gay guys sleep with each other eventually. At least in my city.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I can tell by the way you are posting that you wish to sleep with me right now.

Edit: vvvvvv You've been too busy loving to post.

Over There fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Aug 4, 2014

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Over There posted:

I can tell by the way you are posting that you wish to sleep with me right now.

what can you tell from the way i've not been posting

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
or maybe ur a fat gently caress ifdk

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
who or what was i loving

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
if your asking me then obviously nothing

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Over There posted:

if your asking me then obviously nothing

i was too busy loving nothing to post?

i just really want to get to the bottom of this

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Serious post anyone hooked on grindr I want to have sex with a random guy but I'm afraid some ugo fat guy is going to show up at my condo and I only sleep with attractive people unless I am drunk.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
no "rice queen". This site sucks.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Three Olives posted:

Serious post anyone hooked on grindr I want to have sex with a random guy but I'm afraid some ugo fat guy is going to show up at my condo and I only sleep with attractive people unless I am drunk.

Sounds like it's time to get drunk

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

Serious post anyone hooked on grindr I want to have sex with a random guy but I'm afraid some ugo fat guy is going to show up at my condo and I only sleep with attractive people unless I am drunk.

Yes youll get STDs or STIs don't do it.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Over There posted:

Yes youll get STDs or STIs don't do it.

By get STD or STI do you mean get a blowjob from a stranger?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

By get STD or STI do you mean get a blowjob from a stranger?

Its a packaged deal

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Over There posted:

Its a packaged deal

What if I pull out?

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

Three Olives posted:

Serious post anyone hooked on grindr I want to have sex with a random guy but I'm afraid some ugo fat guy is going to show up at my condo and I only sleep with attractive people unless I am drunk.

nothing good comes from grindr. this is a realpost.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

9goats dead posted:

nothing good comes from grindr. this is a realpost.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

What if I pull out?

youll get the ebola

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

9goats dead posted:

nothing good comes from grindr. this is a realpost.

So what you are saying is I should go to the bath house and bring a blindfold?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
just swing your dick around in public and theyll come

the gays love that, they love cock

Jarvisi
Apr 17, 2001

Green is still best.
It says I'm a bear is that good?

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I got twink. I don't like twinks though, stop being fem and act like a man.

Helpimscared fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Aug 4, 2014

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

E1M1 posted:

Gay Klurf

Wow..that's kinda personal

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

i am the worst kind

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

i'm the kinda gay youre daddy warned you about


JUST LIKE HIM

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
If I had to go prison gay I'd go for the femme twinks I think

no azns though

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I'm a muscle cub. No big deal.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

whatever the gayest one is

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I downloaded Grindr today and I've already been hosed three times.

Flopsy
Mar 4, 2013

The extra fancy batting for both teams kind.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
You are a Gym Rat
The next closest match was Gym Bunny.
You are least like a Pup.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Since there are a lot of gay guys here I have a question. I've been having some really bad shits lately and it's made my rear end really raw. Like even toilet paper hurts. What should I put on it so I can have the gay sex?

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Over There posted:

Since there are a lot of gay guys here I have a question. I've been having some really bad shits lately and it's made my rear end really raw. Like even toilet paper hurts. What should I put on it so I can have the gay sex?

icy hot

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Over There posted:

Since there are a lot of gay guys here I have a question. I've been having some really bad shits lately and it's made my rear end really raw. Like even toilet paper hurts. What should I put on it so I can have the gay sex?

Bengay

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Ok thanks I'll post results and pictures later

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
im a muscle cub who wants to gently caress an otter pretty bad
i think

this is bs i cannot be defined; i am special

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

mess with the gay bull, get the gay horn

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