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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

I am an American and a big fan of the British Isles. What is it like being a resident of them? Is it cool to be British?

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Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


It's like riding out from your quaint cottage on horseback, eating a sausage butty and following hounds and then you're slaying a dragon and tutting at people in queues and having afternoon tea with the queen and her corgis

It's pretty cool I guess.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


It's shite

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

it's ok I guess.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
I am British, I will field this one:


Imagine a world where 90% of the public only speak in verbatim soundbites they got from TV news

And the best representative of your people is a GBS poster called Quickscope420dad with a Lady Gaga avatar


life is poo poo over here, gas UK ban the Queen

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
it's like being american except the TV's different, the weather's worse, the buildings are older, the politics are slightly less retarded, the people are paler and the cops are less likely to shoot you.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
they still might shoot you though heads up

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

the weather's been shite today

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Please do watch this song, it explains everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkF_XpA5P48

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
why do you guys still pay all the taxes you need to to support your powerless royal family?

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

dontcareaboutname posted:

why do you guys still pay all the taxes you need to to support your powerless royal family?

they pull in more revenue in tourism than it costs to pay for their food/travel/rent

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Crewmine posted:

it's like being american except the TV's different, the weather's worse, the buildings are older, the politics are slightly less retarded, the people are paler and the cops are less likely to shoot you.

gonna light the keg and add that the food's worse.


you're welcome

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
It's like cumming, but with an uncut cock.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

dontcareaboutname posted:

why do you guys still pay all the taxes you need to to support your powerless royal family?

they don't cost that much. dunno why we still pay all the taxes for nuclear missiles, nuclear submarines and big rear end carriers and billions to the yanks for lovely planes to eventually put on them though. dick waving contest with the french maybe.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

dontcareaboutname posted:

why do you guys still pay all the taxes you need to to support your powerless royal family?

British political theory necessitates the existence of a royal family. There wouldn't be a House of Lords without them, for instance.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

dontcareaboutname posted:

why do you guys still pay all the taxes you need to to support your powerless royal family?

Actually the cost to each taxpayer for upkeeping the royal family is 56p, approximately the cost of a half a packet of biscuits which is nothing really when you consider the entertainment value of Prince Philip and how much we pay for the BBC each year when we all just watch Netflix anyway.

e: not to mention the tourist money we get as a result of all you johnny foreigners coming over and spending your dollars in a desperate attempt to catch a glimpse of the Queen's knickers, honestly we forget we even have them but the rest of the world seems to think it's a hot topic

Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Aug 5, 2014

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
I heard all the beaches suck

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

ReptileChillock posted:

I heard all the beaches suck

yeah they're not good but you can get good fish takeouts by most of them

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
It's like being Irish but more depressed.
It's like being Scottish but more depressed.
It's like being Welsh but more repressed.
It's like being Northern Irish, but more depressed and with less water cannons.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
It's alright, everything is ok.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Is the queen dead yet?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
could make more money if you just turned bunkingham palace into a theme park/casino? put the royal family into cages for tourist to look at?

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

ReptileChillock posted:

I heard all the beaches suck

there are good beaches in south wales but the weather is usually too lovely to enjoy them

for like two weeks a year though they are amazing

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i heard brits hate vegas why do you hate vegas?

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Never been to an English beach but I have played at the mouth of the Thames and that is pretty lovely.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
if you like vegas you're a savage beast who should be captured by animal services and humanely destroyed

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ReptileChillock posted:

I heard all the beaches suck

there's this one beach but i can't remember where it is...

but basically the beach extends out into the sea for a ridiculous distance when the tide is low, and on a hot day all the water in the wet sand evaporates creating this mist cloud and it's like being in some weird wet-sand purgatory where you can't see the sea nor the regular drysand beach anymore. It's mysterious and awesome.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

dontcareaboutname posted:

i heard brits hate vegas why do you hate vegas?

vegas as in las vegas? ive never heard this. Ive only been to macau though

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Crewmine posted:

if you like vegas you're a savage beast who should be captured by animal services and humanely destroyed

vegas is fun if you just go get a bottle no open container restrictions or public drunkeness arrest, and just people watch, eat at cheap buffets, and see cheap movies at casino theatres.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

ok, time to tip my hand

I've been to britain before and i went to brighton beach while i was there

it was really cold and a bunch of chavs were in the water even though it was like 50F

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Smoking Crow posted:

ok, time to tip my hand

I've been to britain before and i went to brighton beach while i was there

it was really cold and a bunch of chavs were in the water even though it was like 50F

They were probably tourists too because locals know not to go in the loving water, there's a sewerage outlet a mile down the coast.

However, the beach is great for not getting sand in shoes or socks and easier to fashion into a butt-seat than sand

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Smoking Crow posted:

ok, time to tip my hand

I've been to britain before and i went to brighton beach while i was there

it was really cold and a bunch of chavs were in the water even though it was like 50F

it gets warmer once you've swum a bit don't be a pussy

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

good beaches along the gower peninsula, theyre small but often very enclosed, i camped for like three days in a campsite just above one a few years ago and there was nobody else for almost the entire time. we basically had a private beach it was great

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
it's just like being an American except a bit shitter and much more expensive

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
i was in north berwick last week and the sea was blue and the beach was sandy.
they also killed a bunch of witches there in the 1500's, but i missed that.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
how often have you guys been stabbed?

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

everyone is passive aggressive as gently caress and the common filth will murder you for the change in your pocket

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Never been stabbed but I'm not Glaswegian.

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i live in a desert what's it like to get rained on nonstop, does the depressing weather make you want to kill yourselves?

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