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Cream_Filling posted:sounds like a real healthy individual I missread "Two years after Edith's death, Maugham's father died in France of cancer." as "died in cancer of France".
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Torka posted:it's cool when you really like a woman and want to put your penis in her vagina, and she also wants you to do that. And financial transactions are not involved.
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:
what the gently caress is wrong with you, NMS that poo poo.
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Izumi Konata posted:insist she is a unique snowflake and let her know she is a round peg (symbolically) who should never be crammed into a square hole. embrace her while patting her back for about ten seconds then look away, pause, and exit through the door. return immediately with a broken wine bottle in a gift box. tell her you are her round hole, then embrace her while squeezing her buttocks, you courageous sick bastard hmmmmm.
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Clitch posted:Didn't Freud have a weird theory about fetishes? That would explain my dads slipper fetish.
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OMFG FURRY posted:my fetish is sextants and other bygone navigation instruments http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism hardcore. you can thank me later.
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oval office raja posted:jesus christ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErnMC7xokQ8 As evidenced by this biting satire of something or other, People are People. You are posting on comedy website Something Awful, In a thread about sexual deviance. Your input as a part of the population most goons will never have a chance to practice their deviation with is highly encouraged. staberind fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Aug 9, 2014 |
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Cream_Filling posted:pretty sure most people arent proud of swap.avi except for the weird poop fetishist who convinced people it was a "joke" and suckered them into paying for it Its the kind of pride people have for weird scars they have and the stories behind them.
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:the whole cis thing..has anybody an idea of what the poo poo it means/what it's about?? Trigger : 1st world privilege. I have a semi rough idea, its quite hard to explain, I think the most important thing is if you care, (I don't, toughen up you pathetic freak) Awesome username-post combo though. staberind fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Aug 10, 2014 |
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Zzulu posted:i like to feed my wife really fat foods. I've convinced her she needs to get BIGGER. She currently weighs 600 pounds and I think she's going to die soon hmmm, I literally stopped myself from reposting this in the other thread.
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lonesomedwarf posted:people misusing the word "literally" makes me rock hard so naturally i am constantly masturbating while browsing these forums I started to do that, as you can see, I quoted the guy, but some little voice at the back of my head said, "eh, if zz wanted to post that there, zz would have," and just posted what I did here, thus, literally stopping myself.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Fats must die 420 buy fiery fatty jerky from jerky Jon in samart That's the one.  
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So, people who self identify as female dragon otherkin, and who are actually fat benny in marketing, imagine that everyone outside their little group of whatev's should self identify as cis? Thats an impressive amount of self delusion, even for pervs.
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oval office raja posted:everyone has dated that guy, they're pretty common Wait, let me check.
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staberind posted:Wait, let me check. No. I think its just you.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I can confirm that I am a dick scientist & will derive no sexual gratification from viewing pictures of goon cocks in various states of arousal. I think its taken for granted no-one will derive any form of sexual gratification from goon cock, pictures or... otherwise.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Why do guys post their length measurements but not their girth measurements? It's very misleading. society. Well, to elaborate, for men to have a quick comparison with other men, its length, the fact that girth is equally important for obvious reasons, is unimportant as the measurement is to men from men. staberind fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Aug 10, 2014 |
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There is probably an equation linking gullibility and desperation, it seems to work with pyramid schemes in much the same way. Unfortunatly, goondick.jpg is legal tender nowhere.
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using imperial measurements for ones nether regions is so last century, nowadays I measure junk in pica'sVendaGoat posted:Nah, they're just in general competition with every other woman. For my affections.  VVV *All non goonette posters itt involuntarily cross legs* VVV staberind fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Aug 10, 2014 |
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oval office raja posted:no, it's all in a notepad file Thats quite an industril set of anal beads. & Yes.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:*staberind shifts uncomfortably in his seat* *Industrial. duh. My chair is way comfortable, but its warm leatherette. The only reason I would shift uncomfortably is with that occupying what little free space my rectum has. Come to think of it, I dont know what the actual ettiquette is for shoving things up peoples arses on string. Is it biggest/weirdest stuff first, or the other way around, inquiring minds what to know?
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In the uk we have a group of people called sluts, they are mainly aged computery geeks, so, overly promiscous nerds, the guys are well, fairly normal, but the women are on some permanent "Quest for perv orgasm" stuff that made me blanche.
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oval office raja posted:thanks for sharing You are quite welcome, anytime.
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