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TheFallenEvincar
Jan 1, 2010

I light up trees like everyday is Christmas.

Someone tell me please. I just heard Liberia declared a state of emergency and all my hippie friends are telling me a bunch of spookyass poo poo and now it feels like we're all about to get the bola

any goons with early access to bola serum please pm me, will trade Dreamcast and Nintendo ds games.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


you are already dead from ebola

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



we're all already dead and in hell

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag


Yes

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Waffles Never Die



This can't be serious

Guancho
Aug 22, 2010

Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!


The Ebola is coming from inside the threaad

TheFallenEvincar
Jan 1, 2010

I light up trees like everyday is Christmas.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

This can't be serious

tell that to whatever the capital of liberia is.

edit:
Liberia City it's

TheFallenEvincar fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 06:10

Mike Gallego
Feb 13, 2012



yes

OFFICER 13 INCH
Aug 23, 2006

Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long dick of the law.

Hung man is coming down from the gallows and I don't feel very long


Finally, the future twelve year old me had wet dreams about after reading The Hot Zone.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK


ebonerla

Banned for Life
Feb 14, 2014

yougottabecrittingme


they're mailing jars of infected blood and poo poo all over the place.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

oh yeah


13 INCH DICK posted:

Finally, the future twelve year old me had wet dreams about after reading The Hot Zone.

Ebola has become too mainstream :/

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Ebola has become too mainstream :/

I had ebola before it was so mainstream.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


you should already be doing this, but to be extra safe, avoid direct contact with people who are bleeding from the eyes, ears, nose, and mouth

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

oh yeah


gingerberger posted:

I had ebola before it was so mainstream.

It's not cool anymore sorry

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER


weirdly enough ebola doesn't fare too well in countries where the citizens aren't afraid of actual medical treatment and have good sanitization practices

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013


Winner #5 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).
i'm bitchmade and tried to change my av, which i shouldn't do lol!!!

Speaking on Tuesday night in Marseille shortly before a joint rally with Marine Le Pen, his daughter and current party leader, Mr Le Pen, 85, said: "There is a demographic explosion in the world and a risk of submersion. A replacement of (the national population) is under way."

However, he added: "Monsieur Ebola can solve the problem in three months."

21 May 2014

Seems rather prescient now

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012

by Ralp


I really hope so so that my biggest dream will be fulfilled, which is me dying and everyone else in the world dying.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

It's not cool anymore sorry

ebola is OUT, weaponized small pox from the cold war is IN

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

oh yeah


stimulated emission posted:

weirdly enough ebola doesn't fare too well in countries where the citizens aren't afraid of actual medical treatment and have good sanitization practices

*nosebleeds all over you*

TheFallenEvincar
Jan 1, 2010

I light up trees like everyday is Christmas.

Meg From Family Guy posted:

I really hope so so that my biggest dream will be fulfilled, which is me dying and everyone else in the world dying.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

oh yeah


OMFG FURRY posted:

ebola is OUT, weaponized small pox from the cold war is IN

No no no no NO PRIONS are IN

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

No no no no NO PRIONS are IN

prions are literally the only thing holding me back from eating human meat

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

It's not cool anymore sorry

I just have it ironically now

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag


im pooping! posted:

you should already be doing this, but to be extra safe, avoid direct contact with people who are bleeding from the eyes, ears, nose, and mouth

Really going to interfere with my weekend plans

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

oh yeah


The flu? OUT

Meningitis? IN

Fatal insomnia that has somehow been integrated into a virus and unleashed on an unsuspecting population? ALSO IN

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

bounce, you got that nasty bounce
dont make my kitty pounce


stop talking to hippies

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

*nosebleeds all over you*

bring it on, i am prepared for this

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag


jarvis cocker posted:

stop talking to hippies

Stop licking their bleeding orifices too

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

code:
DO I HAVE EBOLA CHECKLIST

1. Do you live in Africa? y / n
2. Are you poor? y / n 
3. Do you lick corpses? y / n
4. Do you eat / gently caress bats? y / n
5. Do you chase ambulances off with machetes? y / n
6. Do you feel the urge to piss over everyone with sheer rage?
7. Is Ebola in town- Shadow & Kuzzy Of 2Kings the hit song in your hometown / country? y / n** See link below.
8. Is blood oozing from your eyes?
9. Do your organs feel liquidy? y / n.
10. Have you had sex / licked with anyone who has ebola? y / n
 


If you answered [b]yes (y)[/b] these are the points you add to your score.

1.   10 points
2.   15 points
3.   25 points
4.   30 points
5.   10 points
6.   10 points
7.   20 points
8.   25 points
9.   15 points
10. 100 points

0         No Ebola.
1-25      Not likely.
26-50     Probable Ebola
51-75     Ebola Advocate
76-100    Holy Eboley!
101-150   Patient Zero
151+      Rage-Pissing Ebola Master
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_WOR22-SnY **song
Post your results and scores below!

Al Borland fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 06:39

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



People in Africa are pretty loving terrible at staying alive HTH, OP.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag


Al Borland posted:

code:
DO I HAVE EBOLA CHECKLIST

1. Do you live in Africa? y / n
2. Are you poor? y / n 
3. Do you lick corpses? y / n
4. Do you eat / gently caress bats? y / n
5. Do you chase ambulances off with machetes? y / n
6. Do you feel the urge to piss over everyone with sheer rage?
7. Is [video type="youtube"]1_WOR22-SnY[/video] that the hit song in your hometown / country? y / n
8. Is blood oozing from your eyes?
9. Do your organs feel liquidy? y / n.
10. Have you had sex / licked with anyone who has ebola? y / n
 


If you answered [b]yes (y)[/b] these are the points you add to your score.

1.   10 points
2.   15 points
3.   25 points
4.   30 points
5.   10 points
6.   10 points
7.   20 points
8.   25 points
9.   15 points
10. 100 points

0         No Ebola.
1-25      Not likely.
26-50     Probable Ebola
51-75     Ebola Advocate
76-100    Holy Eboley!
100-150   Patient Zero
150+      Rage-Pissing Ebola Master
Post your results and scores below!

What if I lick corpses, but like I like a TON of corpses. Does it count for more than 25 points?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007


god I hope so

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

gingerberger posted:

What if I lick corpses, but like I like a TON of corpses. Does it count for more than 25 points?

Corpse licking is already factored in for all levels.

Also I revised the list a bit so look again for test results. I scored only 10 because i have rage piss urges.

Billmac
Nov 4, 2006


its like the walking dead: we are all already infected

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag


Al Borland posted:

Corpse licking is already factored in for all levels.

Also I revised the list a bit so look again for test results. I scored only 10 because i have rage piss urges.

Follow-up; are you asking if I eat and/or gently caress bats, or are you asking if I eat gently caress-bats?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

gingerberger posted:

Follow-up; are you asking if I eat and/or gently caress bats, or are you asking if I eat gently caress-bats?

all of the above.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

oh yeah


I bled from my ear a little bit earlier but that may have been because I poked it with a q tip

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag


Al Borland posted:

all of the above.

hmm then I don't have max score, but I'm pretty drat close...

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Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004
Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

i died of swine flu

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