NCAA Pre-season/ Week 1: Big Ten Legend Vernon Davis

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Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

gently caress OSU, UM, and ND even though we don't play them this year.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 23:54

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:18

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

R.D. Mangles posted:

The Northwestern Wildcats, Chicago's Big Ten Team(tm) are going to win the Big Ten

gently caress y'all

You guys made me believe for a bit there last year. Never again.

Here is hoping we Spart on Urban again.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 02:31

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

MourningView posted:

Michigan State lost a bunch from last year, and isn't in the position to reload year after year after year like OSU is.

3 o linemen (France, Fonoti, Treadwell), Benny Fowler at WR, and on d all American Darqueze Dennard, Isaiah Lewis, Tyler Hoover, Denicos Allen, captain Max Bullough, Micajah Reynolds and I'm probably missing a lot

OSU loses 4/5 of their line and now maybe Miller so I can always dream

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 12:17

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

What are some good games from last year involving no big ten teams that I can watch to tide me over?

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 12:36

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

computer parts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO-QTJer3vU

The classics.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 12:42

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Elementary, Middle, and High School in Metro Detroit all had "Michigan-Michigan State day."

I watched a bit occasionally, but going to school at State was what did it.

I miss cheap student tickets.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 01:51

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Henchman of Santa posted:

I've loved college football since before I knew the difference between it and the NFL. I grew up in an MSU household in a neighborhood of Michigan fans, so I rooted for both teams when they weren't playing each other. Eventually I got really sick of my smug-rear end neighbor talking poo poo about State all the time and my father's anti-Michigan influence affected me, so I became a full-on perpetually enraged Sparty fan.

Good old UM smugness.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 03:24

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Deteriorata posted:

I realized 99% of the people here have no idea who the hell Bob Ufer was, so I thought I would add something. He was the radio announcer for Michigan football for 40-odd years, and was an unabashed Michigan homer through and through. He loved the game of football, but Michigan football was more equal than others.

Anyway, he died 30 years ago, but some of his stuff lives on.

First, a somewhat sappy but earnest and heart-felt tribute to the start of football season everywhere, since forever. It's worth a listen, as it's only slightly sexist and Michigan is barely mentioned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIvtdXP0A3Y

And here is how he called a few games versus Notre Dame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk86RjR8FE8

I hope you can push through the partisanship and just appreciate him for what he was: an honest, pure football maniac who loved his job more than anything in the world.

Every college football team in the country, at every level, deserves their own version of Bob Ufer. He was everything that is wonderful about college football.

Can't be worse than Frank Beckmann.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 11:55

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Deteriorata posted:

We can call Michigan State Mich Light, then. Leave MSU to Mississippi State.

We won a Rose Bowl recently, what have they done? We should play for the name.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 23:28

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Can't stop lollin at Al Borges http://www.freep.com/article/20140821/SPORTS06/308210124/michigan-football-doug-nussmeier-gardner

I don't think Michigan will have a renaissance after just one year, but it sure seems like dumping Borges is helping already.

I'm paying a lot to watch our game, so please lose that one at least.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 11:45

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

LeeMajors posted:

COLLEGE FOOOOOTBALLLALALALALALALALLALALALALA

I'm watching it

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 20:38

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

LeeMajors posted:

Saban goes 0-12, toothless, webfooted motherfuckers will be picketing in the streets.

hey now, alabama is in fact an institution of higher learning with university educated alumni

an institution that was brave enough to push forward racial issues in 2013 like "allowing black girls to join sororities"

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 20:47

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Spacebump posted:

Keep in mind it's possible a majority of their fan base didn't attend the school.

i know, auburn fans speak this a lot, but i use any excuse to make jokes about the sorority thing because holy poo poo

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 20:50

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Raku posted:

I feel like Alabama is getting a lot of (deserved) negative press about the sororities, which were at least you know, that kind of private exclusion thing that's arguably legal and was handled by the university well when it came out.

Ole Miss has fraternities hanging nooses around the neck of the James Meredith statue during Black History Month.

Greek culture is hosed up and is all about rich white aristocrats.

That is super hosed up. Do you have links? I know their players were shouting hateful poo poo at a play, but I don't think I've seen stories about the university itself being weird.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 21:11

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

KKKLIP ART posted:

Do we have a 2014-2015 football season toxx thread going?

Not sure but I have one this year.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 22:43

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:

Here are some pictures of Mississippi State's stadium expansion that we finished this week.

It's beautiful.

Screens are nice, what was the old seating and what is it now?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 00:01

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Michigan State has some pretty obvious ones in recent years:

It was so tense waiting for the call on the Nichol catch.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 01:31

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

anne frank fanfic posted:

You were at too many away games. Only the retarded, obnoxious, extremely fat, dumbass fans travel with the team. Coallage Sports is all about cheering on the home team and having fun with friends. No one wants to here your dumb Boomer Sooner over and over again in their home stadium.

no one wants to hear boomer sooner anyway

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 00:15

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Dattserberg posted:

Musberger owns bones and I will refuse to believe otherwise.

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

All the Tostitos.

Still owns.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 03:28

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Party Plane Jones posted:

Texas fighting the war so they could have slaves is the little known thing about the Alamo that people forget to tell their kids.

Naw man, state's rights.

Oh, wrong argument.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 01:19

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

FLEXBONER posted:

anybody else watching GSU/Abilene Christian? Surprisingly entertaining.

or maybe I have just been too long without college football and anything seems good to me now

I am now, thanks for the reminder

I have at and t but can't get sec network on my ipad, isn't U verse a provider?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 03:23

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

I won't be watching the game, but people from USC were really chill when I visited SC, so gently caress a grode jar and go cocks

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 13:49

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:18

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Lessail posted:

being a fan of a bad team really loving sucks

drink, imo

# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 06:20

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