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Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

or post if you dont it'll help my list either way

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:53

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Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

I had the day from hell just now and if someone would just jerk me off, pronto, it'd turn it around

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:54

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Does Christmas come twice a year?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:55

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Cucking Mama posted:

I had the day from hell just now and if someone would just jerk me off, pronto, it'd turn it around

only if yr okay with me dressing like urkel for half and then stefan urquell for the climax

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:55

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

presidents day i guess?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:55

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

shiksa posted:

only if yr okay with me dressing like urkel for half and then stefan urquell for the climax

dude I don't care. do whatever zany fetish you just thought up and posted. brass tacks: I need somebody else to jerk my dick for me until I'm definitely spent

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:57

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

Bip Roberts posted:

Does Christmas come twice a year?

if you are a good boy or girl

# ? Aug 19, 2014 07:06

O-Unit: Oct 22, 2005

Does Christmas Present cum twice a year?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 07:36

onedayholiday: Dec 6, 2013; Grimey Drawer

i have the word holiday do I win a prize?

(is it plat? bc all this poor shaming is very triggering)

# ? Aug 19, 2014 17:22

killaer: Aug 4, 2007

I'm really hungry but I'm not really in the mood for the same-old same-old. Onion, cheese, and mushroom omlette? HAHAHA get outta here you gotta be kidding me! Strangely enough, 3-cheese ravioli doesn't really hold its appeal either. So where are we to go?

Well, I could use a nice soup. Now, if I could cook a nice vietnamese pho with star anise and everything things would just be dandy. Sure would. But I don't have those kinds of ingredients on hand.

I don't want cereal because that is for people who eat out of feedtroughs and are content with eating regurgitated starch bricks for the rest of their lives.

I have some potates. Maybe some home-made potato chips, sliced real thin and fried ina lil bit of canola oil? doesn't sound half bad. Still, that's not to healthy, but I'm not really in the mood for salad. I bought scallions the other day because they're so cheap. The egyptians exalted the onion for its medicinal properties. I don't really feel like eating raw garlick.

I remember playing morrowind. Such detailed clutter in taht game. Could sure go for some "scrib jelly" right now. But those days are gone. I had some tofu but my mom threw it out, she's such a little closet racist xD. "It smells so bad who even eats that poo poo?" Oh mom *rolls eyes*

Maybe I'll get the motivation to really kick it up a notch. I made Gordon Ramsay's shepherd pie the other day, it actually came out quite delicious, the red wine sauce I fabricated kept the ground beef nice and moist and actually added a little bit of flavor. Not your typical professional kitchen but yea, I guess I'm a bit of an amatuer chef.

Well, that about does it. The buddhists thought that all desire would lead to suffering, so in a way this is a meditative way for me to cleanse that desire. No more fancy cooking for me! I'll be satisfied with a clean bowl of steaming white rice and a little saucer of soy sauce to drizzle in. Maybe a bit of toasted sesame oil for a little kick? Goes a long way.

Gas this loving thread now please

# ? Aug 19, 2014 17:30