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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
For absolutely no reason at all, I have decided to hold a contest for FANTASTIC PRIZES FOR PLATINUM MEMBERS! By playing, you can win a preavatar (the grenade image before your avatar) of:

- A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND! A PRECIOUS JEWEL BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
- AN EXCITING RED PILL! WHAT MYSTERIES DOES IT HOLD?
- A BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL AWARD! MAYBE IT'S FROM THE PRESIDENT CONGRATULATING YOU ON YOUR POSTING!!!

These amazing, enchanting images will follow your posts wherever they make take you on your wondrous forum journey! But beware, you could also get BANNED.

I have four cups, one containing the jewel, one containing the pill, one containing the award, and one containing a ban. All you have to do is guess which cup, from 1-4, holds the prize of your deepest fantasies! It's a 75% chance of success! The prizes will be randomized for each person's guess, and you will receive your awe-inspiring award immediately! Will you risk it all for such groundbreaking gifts?

Good luck!!!

FOR PLATINUM MEMBERS ONLY! Non-platinum members don't have the space before their names to add the image! Also contest ends when I start getting sleepy!

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I think it's time to stop making the 'plats rule serfs droll' joke personally, lowtax

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Cucking Mama posted:

I think it's time to stop making the 'plats rule serfs droll' joke personally, lowtax
huh?

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
3

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

ill take #1 in memory of my undescended testicle

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
4

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
What mysteries does this red pill hold?!?!

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler
I'll take #2!

*edit* it seems that your diamond broke my avatar :(

**edit 2** \/\/\/ haha

Serrath fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Aug 19, 2014

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



2

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Odradek
May 23, 2007

Don't hate me because I'm cute
4!

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



I'd just like to add that I have a really bad feeling about my guess, for a small amount of vindication when/if I get banned.

The Man From Melmac
Sep 8, 2008
1

Sanzuo
May 7, 2007

3!

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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

3

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
2

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax
1

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
4

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
1

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy
2

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

1

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Jesus, the random number generator at http://www.random.org/ is being especially brutal, the odds do not appear to be in your favor.

BHB
Aug 28, 2011
4

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

1

The Big Lebowski
Nov 13, 2000

Pillbug
3

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Lowtax posted:

Jesus, the random number generator at http://www.random.org/ is being especially brutal, the odds do not appear to be in your favor.

Seems fine to me Lowtax.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
remember me as i once was, a plat like you

Keith Stack
Nov 5, 2008

3

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
1, because I'm #1

and all the non-plats are #2s (like poo poo)

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Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I choose 3. Remember me, Platinum Crew.:911:


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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Baby needs a new pair of forums prestige. 2

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
2

zbn
May 11, 2009
4, let's do it

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
1.

Edit: NO, 4! 4!!!

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

3

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I'm gonna lose sleep trying to figure out what mysteries my red pill contains.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

2

Zombie Squared
Feb 16, 2007



Going for 1, because I am number one!!

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
give me 2

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

3

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
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