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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010





Welcome friends and newcomers to the second round of the British Premier League. We have some tasty fixtures for your viewing pleasure this weekend. First let's look at the table:



Little horses Chelsea FC have finally matured into rampaging stallions and lead the rest of the wimpy little donkeys, with the top four looking probably how it will finish at the end of the season. Your fixtures for the football feast this weekend are as follows:



My picks of the weekend are Aston Villa v Newcastle, Everton v Arsenal, Hull v Stoke and Man City v Liverpool. All of these games promise to be tasty and will whet your footballing appetite which has been hopelessly unfulfilled after the lovely World Cup we had this summer.

Tim Sherwood is available for work. Somebody please give him a job. He'll take it.

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Charlotte Hornets
Dec 29, 2011



Won't be watching any of those games

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012



Charlotte Hornets posted:

Won't be watching any of those games

I will be watching many of those games.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009




Everton are going to brutally own Arsenal and I'm at a wedding today so I'll be checking my phone and laughing my head right off, and then crying when I look at the Leeds score

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



#AVFC: Guzan, Hutton, Senderos, Vlaar, Cissokho, Westwood, Delph, Richardson, Weimann, N’Zogbia, Agbonlahor

#NUFC: Krul, Janmaat, Williamson, Coloccini, Dummett, Anita, Colback, Gouffran, Sissoko, Cabella, Riviere

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

hendry: jingoistic brit




a fitting epitaph

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!


i think we'll lose today and then win midweek and next weekend

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009




my main man fabian delph is going to take poocastle pooshited sports directly to the own zone

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

I think a team might win a game of football today.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010
Bench press was, is and will never be a great chest builder.

Dudley posted:

I think a team might win a game of football today.

Brave

Bovril Delight
Feb 22, 2005



Cabellas hair makes me feel weird

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty


My secret is I never specified it be an English team.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Dudley posted:

My secret is I never specified it be an English team.

so you bet on Manchester City?

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



Cabella has stupid hair

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007


Amazing cross that.

sircozzie
Jul 7, 2011

Release the Meerkat


I'll take a draw against Everton later please and thank you

Hardflip
Jul 21, 2007



alright villa fans, what are you guys having to drink while you watch this game?

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012



phwoar

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Guessing "Domestos"

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012



Hardflip posted:

alright villa fans, what are you guys having to drink while you watch this game?

i am not a villa fan but i am drinking tea

Bovril Delight
Feb 22, 2005



This is dire so far

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010
Bench press was, is and will never be a great chest builder.

never a foul

Hardflip
Jul 21, 2007



corn in the fridge posted:

i am not a villa fan but i am drinking tea

nice. i just had some too, with a toasted teacake. really prepared me for this game

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"


i just had a pasty

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



Hardflip posted:

alright villa fans, what are you guys having to drink while you watch this game?

I've got a nice glass of water

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

sassassin posted:

never a foul

Hutton: A 21st Century Portrait

Bovril Delight
Feb 22, 2005



Charles N'Zogbia is a huge stinkyhole and I will be mad as heck if he scores

Hardflip
Jul 21, 2007



chuggo is BACK posted:

i just had a pasty

top stuff

Frankston posted:

I've got a nice glass of water

refreshing

god damnit nzogbia

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back


Hoping the mighty toon bulge that onion bag and N'Zogbia gets sent off for 2 embarrassing dives

e: the guy who has to pick choice quotes from Pleat to put on the BBC MBM has the hardest job in football

Al2001 fucked around with this message at Aug 23, 2014 around 12:17

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit



Match is well poised for us to score a cheeky winner

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010
Bench press was, is and will never be a great chest builder.

Shot on target for 'Castle!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit



Solid point re: all newcastles french signings breaking down in the second half of the season because the french league is slow and poo poo

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician.

we're garbage

saihttam
Apr 14, 2006
Enter sadman


Im watching the Villa - Castle game

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



Weimann and Agbonlahor are so poor

Bovril Delight
Feb 22, 2005



Get up you fat scotch failure

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010
Bench press was, is and will never be a great chest builder.

Get hosed Hut

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit



Cabella is such a twink

Bovril Delight
Feb 22, 2005



straight up brolic posted:

Cabella is such a twink

I bet he does, in fact, like it up em

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Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back


Does Hutton still look like a fat drunk? I'm listening to 5live.

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