I am 11 or 12 years old and gay, nobody will believe me, so I just live out a hellish repeat of the next decade or so. Wonder how I lived with my year 2000 gateway with AMD Athlon processor, and I will scare the poo poo out of my parents with accurate predictions of the future including 9/11 and a massive personality change + proclivity towards weed.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 15:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:21 |
Shadoer posted:My plan: You need an adult body in like 1990 to prevent the 1st gulf war and allow kuwait to be annexed to stop the 2nd war.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 15:52 |
Whorelord posted:I'm seven so probably get hailed as some sort of genius i guess You should just play it straight as possible because you know you're gonna level off hard around the end of highschool.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 15:54 |
Quickscope420dad posted:oh gently caress the crazy frog would be popular again crazy frog pop punk emo bands club hip hop (this will be okay) gotta memorize phone numbers and addresses again phone books computers suck really fuckin bad and are still for nerds good chance you still have dial up the latest mp3 player holds like 64mb of data and that's really expensive so have fun toting a cd player around file sharing is in its infancy a literal child with an obligation to almost decade's worth of education i don't actually need. a loss of all my friends and due to my pre-knowledge of how I meet some of them I am increasingly weary and unable to make the choices that lead me to being friends with them my weed connect hasn't smoked weed yet edit: standard definition television for years more and standard definition cable/network broadcasts for more years. Riot Bimbo fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Sep 8, 2014 |
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 15:59 |
call my grandpa and use the upcoming 9/11 event and his non-poo poo non-dementia ridden memory to leverage my ability to predict that catastrophe to predict the coming tech bubble collapse so he can cash out while he's still a millionaire.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 16:13 |
935 posted:As a twelve year old, I wouldn't even worry about changing 9/11. I could convince a handful of people I truly came from the future, but no one with influence. If word gets out, you really think you'd be a celebrity? You would be a conspiracy theory, and the reality is you would spend the rest of your life in a blacklisted CIA site. You would literally go into a solitary confinement cell for the rest of your life. I'll pass. eminem is already famous in 2001
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 16:30 |
unless you are someone in a high level but not-high-level-enough-to-be-political three letter agency sort of job, you're not stopping things even if you wake up 13 years ago, and even then if the conspiracy theorists are right you will fail anyway. So have a lot of fun trying that instead of using the event as leverage to establish premonition among people you know and ride out the next decade quietly making yourself and everyone around you rich as gently caress.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 17:07 |
im curious about the brain chemistry of this whole thing because if it's just your adult brain in your kid head, that presents all kinds of problems but if i have a kid brain I begin to activate more than 2% of my brain
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 17:19 |
That brings up a good point, I'm going to prevent robin williams' suicide somehow. He is a more tragic loss than the sum total of death resulting from 9/11
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 18:01 |
Torka posted:I don't think google and apple were unknown outsiders in 2001 it was still early enough in their appearance/resurgence respectively that you could profit pretty nicely off of the years to come.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 18:05 |
a world without facebook is a world where myspace lives on in perpetuity. Owned by newscorp. Don't do this.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 22:22 |
Carpet posted:Get annoyed that I've got that song from TYOOL 2011 stuck in my head, but I can't listen to the real deal for another 10 years. And worry that any actions I make only increase the likelihood that, whatever series of events led to that song being created, will be disrupted in this new timeline speaking of this, i'm going to go ahead and write/trademark St. Anger before it happens. it'll work better as a 12 year old's vanity project.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 23:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:21 |
Quickscope420dad posted:gently caress the towers, we should focus on preventing bronies kill LAUREN FAUST finally remembered
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 01:18 |