Happy 9/11 everyone!

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SnowblindFatal: Jan 7, 2011

Post the best 9/11 jokes in this thread.

Why did Obama respond so slowly to 9/11?

Because he was beating around the Bush!

# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:33

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

im gay

# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:33

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

I'll be celebrating this 9/11 by getting my pilots license

# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:38

Spam: Nov 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:43

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

VendaGoat posted:

I'll be celebrating this 9/11 by getting my pilots license

gj, I've started my ppl too but it's probably a year or so off

# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:44

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

9/11 was americas chickens coming home to roost

:thejoke:

# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:49

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Spam posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

i remember showing this to my high school buds and laughing and them thinking it was hosed up. good times.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:51

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

the best 9/11 video (nws): http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5f4b862c6

Horniest Manticore fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Sep 11, 2014

# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:54

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

Gonna post this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHvZMwK-Uw

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:03

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

i cant wait until 9/11 is just a day for mattress sales and closed post offices and i dont have to watch people being all solemn about it

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:07

SweetMercifulCrap!: Jan 28, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR0SCOj57sY

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:15

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR0SCOj57sY

Stay safe Nic Cage ghost

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:32

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

knock knock

who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

you said you'd never forget

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:33

tupac holocron: Apr 23, 2008; The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:33

Silver Gadget: Apr 17, 2006

its still 9/10.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:34

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

The best 9/11 tribute.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:36

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

first of all lol and yes everybody be safe this 9/11... car bombs threats in CA & TX... 100% chance of foreign attack lol these euroes couldn't secure one of those sheep they like to gently caress so much, much less their own city centers.. god bless

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:36

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

https://soundcloud.com/nox33/cassetteboy-fly-me-to-new-york

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:37

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Silver Gadget posted:

its still 9/10.

too soon

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:38

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

A Spider Covets posted:

knock knock

who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

you said you'd never forget

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:43

Funkstar Deluxe: May 7, 2007; 「☆☆☆」

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

Gonna post this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHvZMwK-Uw

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:44

MarioTeachesWiping: Nov 1, 2006; by XyloJW

It's not 9/11 yet you just had to make the thread before anyone else didn't you

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:56

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

9/11 was America's "I'm gay"

# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:58

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

I'm considering not going to class tomorrow because I'm betting there's gonna be some shoehorned NEVER FORGET 9/11 WHERE WERE YOU bullshit that happens everytime every year.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:09

joxxuh: May 20, 2011

please don't make 9/11 jokes it's very insensitive. my uncle died that day

he fell out of a guard tower

# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:12

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

In on ground floor *dies*

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     /      _,-\ ()()_/:)   HAPPY
     \     / ,  `      `|      9/11
      '-..-| \-.,___, /      
            \ `-.__/  /

# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:15

G.I. Jaw: Mar 26, 2003; More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?; Nap Ghost

# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:20

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:21

Indubitable Leg: Aug 9, 2013

I want to be inside you so much I'd commit 9/11 and blame it on the muslims.

Nah doesn't have the right ring to it.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:21

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:22

GoonGPT: May 26, 2006; Posting for a better future, today!

Can we say death to america itt?

# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:22

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:23

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

in many ways, the 9/11 attacks were the equivalent of a spirit bomb launched by the arab people on us... but does that make us friesa doomed to our own hubris, or our we kakarot, will be saved by the mercy of the prophet mohmammed pbuh? :pray:

# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:25

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