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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I'm deathly bored. Someone give me a fun idea to work on for a website. If it's any good and I strike it rich I'll let you crash on the sofa at my new mansion.


Or sound off your ridiculous ideas that would be completely impractical.

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Pictures of four guys with captions on them.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
how about a website that will read your excel documents and let you run basic sql and R commands against them

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Magnet Dating.

Basically, when you've paid for the service, you're given a variable on a number line (let's say -10 to 10) that represents your personal "magneticity". A number of factors based on a survey contribute to the outcome of this variable - name, astrological sign, favorite genre of film, hobbies, etc.; a random number generator will also add or subtract .01-.1 to the score.

Once you're given a magneticity value, you're given matches based on who is closest to the opposite value on the scale. If you meet somebody with the exact opposite value on the number line, you should get hitched ASAP.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i will also take the best idea from this thread, make it, and profit from it

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
EDHIT (Every Dog Has Its Day)

It's like tinder but with dogs. You swipe right on dogs in the neighborhood you want to take for a walk.

skull wall
Jul 29, 2012

GBS 3.0

create the new goon standard

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

how about a website that will read your excel documents and let you run basic sql and R commands against them

That's not a shabby idea actually. But http://dev.mysql.com/doc/mysql-for-excel/en/mysql-for-excel-export.html

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
pictures of naked ladies

doesn't seem like anyone's doing that

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
clownpenis.fart

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Bear Roulette: A site that randomly generates images of bears.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Hook™ [Web2.0 logo of a hook]

An app like tinder only with hookers

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
A better Facebook, but that's 25 cents/pence/eurocents/yen etc. to look at a go after the first 100 times.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
License plate database of people who park badly.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Grinder.com. Meet likeminded coffee bean enthusiasts.

www
Aug 4, 2010

a comedy site where you have to pay 10 dollars to use the forums

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a website that just has an image of a man elaborately manipulating his own anus

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Three-Phase posted:

License plate database of people who park badly.

if this is legal its a really good idea

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

www posted:

a comedy site where you have to pay 10 dollars to use the forums

best, not worst idea

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

other db's do this as well, ive just found it wouldve been extremely handy to have something web based for when i didnt want to set up an entire database or couldnt host one myself

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
a website called ballsax where you can look at different scrotums and click on ones you like, which makes them jiggle. users can submit their own testicles via vine, hashtag #berrynice

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
A website where you can view the top stories of every country. It would be a minimalist view, maybe like tiles or something representing the country. Each tile would have 3 or 5 of that country's top news stories affecting the nation. You could even make personalized views where you can see 10 of your most commonly tracked countries and the top 8 news stories from each. You would have to aggregate news stories from the major sources from each country that would be considered the "top" story of the moment. Also, another page on the site would be a map with arrows/lines going from one country to another, binding them together based on world events. So for example, let's say a top story comes out that says North Korea launches a test missile that hits a South Korean ship, killing 20 people onboard, including an American. This map would show thick lines from America and South Korea all pointing to North Korea, to emphasize the severity of the story and what we should be paying attention to.

Seems like every "World News" section on websites these days is so unorganized and with all these different things going on in the Middle East it can be hard to keep track of it. My idea would keep everything organized by country, so we can stay up to date on issues occurring not only at the national level, but also how countries are trending over time. This would all be done by essentially analyzing the news and taking advantage of trending news stories.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a social networking site where people can come together and share a list of the home addresses of the wealthiest americans and key figures of us national security and dessert recipes

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Start a website where you host videos of yourself inserting various objects up your anus. You can be the LA Beast of putting things in your butt.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
a website that where you can learn about reproduction

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
a website that sells websites

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Tailored Sauce posted:

A website where you can view the top stories of every country. It would be a minimalist view, maybe like tiles or something representing the country. Each tile would have 3 or 5 of that country's top news stories affecting the nation. You could even make personalized views where you can see 10 of your most commonly tracked countries and the top 8 news stories from each. You would have to aggregate news stories from the major sources from each country that would be considered the "top" story of the moment. Also, another page on the site would be a map with arrows/lines going from one country to another, binding them together based on world events. So for example, let's say a top story comes out that says North Korea launches a test missile that hits a South Korean ship, killing 20 people onboard, including an American. This map would show thick lines from America and South Korea all pointing to North Korea, to emphasize the severity of the story and what we should be paying attention to.

Seems like every "World News" section on websites these days is so unorganized and with all these different things going on in the Middle East it can be hard to keep track of it. My idea would keep everything organized by country, so we can stay up to date on issues occurring not only at the national level, but also how countries are trending over time. This would all be done by essentially analyzing the news and taking advantage of trending news stories.

a website that reads and outputs a tldr version of bad posts

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

poo poo alert, like nut alert but for shits

oh snap
Apr 17, 2003
doubletwitter

280 characters

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
a website that pullsall the faces off of your facebook of your friends and puts them in wacky random comic strips

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a website where ppl can request custom milk like milk thats soaked by cocoa puffs or fruit loops or whatever you want and its delivered to your door by a man in a white suit and a hat

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

oh snap posted:

doubletwitter

280 characters

whoa!

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
since websites don't really do anything be like that iphone app that doesn't do anything but costs a lot of money to show of how rich you are.

call it ihavetoomuch$.com and set up subscription for it

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
A forum you have to pay ten dollars to post on

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
a forum for fat people

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Das Boo posted:

Bear Roulette: A site that randomly generates images of bears.

This is the best idea so far. Is it ok if I make it a basic image uploader but the home page just shows you a random page of a bear? It will make it slightly more worthwhile. Maybe also users can submit pictures of bears to appear on the home page (which approval, so they actually are confirmed bears)

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Broenheim posted:

A forum you have to pay ten dollars to post on

1gnoirents posted:

a forum for fat people

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

www posted:

a comedy site where you have to pay 10 dollars to use the forums

THS posted:

a website that just has an image of a man elaborately manipulating his own anus

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Click to Win™

You click, and sometimes you win!!

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
will bear roulette show the penis region? if so, will there be some kind of child filter so children don't see a bear penis?

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