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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Avenging Dentist posted:

i don't even think it's that the world is getting the lovely parts of cyberpunk but that we're on the wrong side. we're not the deck-punching street samurai; we're the corporate drones

i feel like william gibson (@greatdismal) is probably embarrassed by some of his early work in a modern context but mostly he's embarrassed all the way to the bank

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Avenging Dentist posted:

i've actually just been rereading neuromancer and i think it holds up pretty well

i mean yeah it's 80s as all hell but a lot of the stuff about how miserable the world is is eerily accurate except for how the matrix was cool and awesome instead of dumb and lame like second life is irl

i have the sprawl and bridge trilogies and i am definitely going to reread both at some point

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Avenging Dentist posted:

they are cool (ok sprawl is, haven't read bridge) and a real good way to get into the mind of tech-shitters is to read the books as if they were depicting a utopia (and really, if you're on top, they kinda are)

bridge almost certainly inspired james cameron to make dark angel

which i guess some people liked

that actually sounds like a criticism but i liked them at the time

gonna be weird rereading that

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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eschaton posted:

buzkashi but with Harleys rather than horses

and a cow rather than a goat

the most American sport

i watched rambo 3 the other day and i honestly just didn't know who to root for

the mujahideen, the russians?

in the end i just went with the certainty of death

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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dammit jonny i was composing my thoughts

and yes it is

arabians :allears:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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A Pinball Wizard posted:

i would if youd link it

it looks like it's on scribd

e: whoops

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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born on a buy you posted:

dumb poo poo like that will never go away. it's the same reason public racism surged after Obama. there is direct proof white males are losing their position of power. morons will always lash out at that

i don't remember the context of all this but all the gun store owners and the ammo prices during both of obama's elections

p-p-p-priceless

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Smythe posted:

its surprising 2 me that grown ups watch wwe/wcw etc wrestling hehe

i had a psych professor who said she liked to watch it with her teenaged kids even though she was otherwise pretty smart

the impression i get is that it's kind of a funny fake soap opera with sweet bodyslams (i don't know the names of the moves) and sweaty nearly naked dudes and sometimes women

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Luigi Thirty posted:

Hulk Hogan convinced the guy who ran WCW to give a 45 year old Roddy Piper with one hip a job for hundreds of thousands of dollars so he could get his win back from nearly 15 years earlier in what was considered one of the worst matches of all time

he then convinced them to do the same thing with ultimate warrior

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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actually the best thing about the wwf was when they lost the lawsuit on their initials to the world wildlife foundation

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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and the obligatory http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

that guy was extremely cool

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jonny 290 posted:

but if we're not into wrestling how can we soul search your argument is invalid on its face

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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theadder posted:

redo this but aristotle

thank you so much for making me think about this

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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FMguru posted:

theres a fjord in your future

e: also, the pnw has one threat that cali doesnt - volcanos

on the plus side all that red cinder makes for great winter traction without rusting the hell out of your car's underbody

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

is it the anniversary of the gold rush or something?

okay this might be a little bit of speculation but republican/libertarian types see alaska as an escape from obama's america

they can live off the grid, and that alaska real estate show features several houses that are off or nearly off the grid with exciting features like a bucket under your sink instead of a proper drain and an outhouse for making GBS threads in the freezing cold while worrying about bears

but gently caress bears you'll be packing heat

the female characters on this program are a mixed bag between 'i love my macho bearded white husband and submit to his christian authority' and 'i am tentatively agreeing to discuss the possibility of moving here for financial reasons'

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol if you believe these to be separate groups

i respect a person's ability to self-identify however they please :patriot:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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hobbesmaster posted:

and blowing up scab trucks

remember when the knight's templar cartel burned those pepsico trucks

they were literally combating the delivery vehicles of addictive and destructive substances

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Nintendo Kid posted:

lol that the guy who beleives all internet service should be delivered by wireless clown towers also thinks snow is rare if it isnt literally continuous snow cover for 4 months at a time ala antarctica

pretty sure antarctica is a desert

you can check wikipedia if you need to

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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theadder posted:

postin in this the lf thread



syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yeah sure like you've never dated a crazy lady just because she had chest beefers

twice

then i learned not to value a person by boobs alone

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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rotor posted:

cops can have cars but they should also walk a beat sometimes

given the kind of poo poo they wear these days i'd recommend they walk it in fallujah or mogadishu to take full advantage of the tactical-ness

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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FMguru posted:

its got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, its got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks

and when you drive it it makes you look like jerry orbach

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Smythe posted:

followed closely by extremely nasal new york yiddish guy due to comedy factor

that guy who was angry at a trumpeter killed me

im dead now

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

wesley snipes does this in demolition man it's super weird

he also murders a ton of people

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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PleasingFungus posted:

sometimes I worry about the number of murder plots you post on these forums.

there are two murder confessions in the first five pages of the gbs anonymous confessions thread

probably fake but still

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sagebrush posted:

i still wish the guy who got disowned by his family for stealing his sister's underwear was real

that English kid who posted in e/n about trying and failing to record his stepsister in the bathroom got doxxed and his family was informed about it by abe

he had to get counseling so basically a success story, by e/n standards

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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JawnV6 posted:

can everyone kinda 'control' that reflex? like when you're on a rollercoaster you can kinda 'let go' and the blood drains from you but if you're trying you can hold onto the pressure for longer?

not saying this wouldn't work, im sure this is part of the "robustness" part

you could try wearing a g-suit or strengthening and then flexing your leg/trunk muscles like pilots do but 10gs sustained is pretty nuts

they also pass out at much lower reverse gravity (redout) which even though you'd have plenty of blood in your brain you'd probably die from aneurysms

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sagebrush posted:

this is interesting but the actual analogy he was talking about I think was the one where start-ups and investors are like pigeons bc one of them will see some food and go and peck at it, and then another couple will notice and go grab some too, and then suddenly 10000 pigeons descend on the area and swarm the place looking for the food, but by then it's gone and there was never enough for all of them in the first place and the original pigeons have long since moved on but no one noticed and now there's no food for anyone and it's just 10000 useless bird milling around making noise and making GBS threads on everything

lmao

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Forums Terrorist posted:

i like sagebrush's version better tbh

usually redoing a good post makes the whole thing less funny but agreedo

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

people who complain about lf posting invariably have post-lf regdates

and they don't get what it was, afaict

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

you forgot talent

that's what the publicist is for

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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lmao

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jonny 290 posted:

#notallrockets

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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hahahah

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sagebrush posted:

why do americans measure these in liters but literally nothing else

three liter actually doesn't sound very american

maybe that sort of thing flies in mexico or the south but you don't really see them here

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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duTrieux. posted:

this does not substantially change my opinion of denny's, though it helps.

there's a local establishment that everybody calls "gay denny's" and it's far superior

i like local knock-offs like this

going down to the good old "square-k" to get a beer after class

strange things are ahead at the square-k

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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thank you

loving kids these days

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Citizen Tayne posted:

4chan favors the cold.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Luigi Thirty posted:

tech bubble strikes again: some dude strangled his girlfriend to death for cheating on him and posted pics of the body on 4chan

follow up

http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/11/online-photos-statement-claim-to-show-slain-port-orchard-woman/

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Rexicon1 posted:

lol voting


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