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Christmas is good 101 39.76%
The holidays are bad 78 30.71%
Go away Moo cow. 75 29.53%
Total: 152 votes
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24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

angry_keebler posted:

hi hello


i don't drink, take drugs, or masturbate, so please no alcohol, drugs, or pornography
i have no room in my closet and i make most of my clothing anyway so clothing is not necessary
i don't really have room for knick-knacks, books, curios, or other small items
my diet is preplanned so snacks or holiday treats would be unfortunately wasted effort

like last year i'll likely be out of town when my gift arrives so i'll have it sent to a friend's address to protect the gift from damage or theft, so please no perishable goods, gross surprises, industrial waste, mine tailings, or anything else that would be a nuisance for a normal


my cat died last christmas so no worries there


n/a

no drugs, alcohol, steam games, knick knacks, clothes, snacks, treats, pets

there is literally nothing to get you

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24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

alcohol and drugs are okay, i prefer liquor to beer
i wear a medium
i like nerd poo poo like video games and arduino, retro stuff that can be displayed, i also enjoy exercise (weights and running)
i have three cats and a wife
local food is cool
i enjoy loud socks

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Oh so you like charts huh? have a doughnut




:kheldragar:

that's me

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

it's not even Halloween yet

we picked secret names at the office today

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

you all have james.

that's me!

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

yall are just making words up

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Funhilde posted:

The SA Mart Etsy thread is live. So far not too many shops but there are usually some good ones added. Most importantly my cat tie shop- Sew Smooth is on there. I sew other non-cat things too so just let me know if you need something specific.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3679557

feel a little cheated that the cat ties are not modeled on extremely grumpy cats

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

dang my santee is hella challenging, gonna have to be creative

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

atomicthumbs posted:

jesus christ did you ship it via overnight courier or something

SANTAS: I SHIP THINGS INTERNATIONALLY AND DOMESTICALLY FOR A LIVING, I CAN GIVE TIPS IF NEEDED

edit: pro tip: do never use UPS or FedEx for international, since not only is it way more expensive for you, but I have heard stories of the recipient having to pay extra fees to get their package

please give more tips on international shipping beccause got dang this guy is gonna be challenge

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

its illegal to have non-food items inside of candy


presumably this is a law from like 1902 when some rear end in a top hat sold pieces of chocolate-coated poison wood as chocolate bars

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fun-toy-banned-because-of-three-stupid-dead-kids,290/

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Cat Face Joe posted:

etsy has everything i need for yospos secret santa



that's me

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

AtomD posted:

international shipping status: not cheap :shepspends:

yup

santee i hope you like everything arriving unwrapped and not together bc dang

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

displeased moo cow i did not get your pm because there is a dumb limit on PMs

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

gifts #2 and #3 are in the mail, i have no idea how long they will take to get there because international shipping is new to me

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Bloody posted:

c gift s: lol what the gently caress am i doing

santee i might just send you a big box of random electronics because this project is going nowhere

maybe ill include directions

itll be like legso

build you own gift

that would actually be pretty neat if it was idiot proof

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

i was gonna order surge for my santee but it cannot be shipped internationally

sorry that i can help you get the beetus santee

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Jerry Cotton posted:

this mcdoanlds cheseburgwer is really bad lol

now you've gone and done it

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

black man 3 posted:

Ok dorks tell me, what's the most rofly present so far?

there have been like 3 gifts delivered so far

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Cold on a Cob posted:

i already went with a different design but for future reference what are some good custom printing places that let you order one thing and don't freak out if you put a famous person on it with a mildly offensive catchphrase?

you could try society6 but they're kinda slow

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Cold on a Cob posted:

oh i didn't realize they did custom stuff. yeah i doubt they'd give a poo poo about me using a celebrity face since i bought a bill murray print from there once

they sorta do custom stuff, in that i set up an artist account and when i want to make something for myself i just create item as though i am selling it, and then i just order the one thing

made a few shirts doing that

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

i think one of my gifts will be reaching santee this week


santee please do me a solid and maybe wait until someone posts a lovely gift before posting it so i don't look completely terrible

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

one of santee's gifts should arrive in the next few days, and i have *absolutely* no clue if the other thing was even shipped


i should get in touch with that vendor huh

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Jerry Cotton posted:

whoa as long as the box is under 3x25x40 it's a letter. shipping is going to be a lot less expensive than i thought.

oh gently caress no the dragon dildo is at least 7 cm thick - it won't fit! i guess there's nothing to it: i'll have to keep it for myself :shrug:

it'll fit :smugmrgw:

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

One of my santees gifts was delivered this week but they have not posted it so now i am concerned

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

you better add garfield and claymation christmas to that list

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Dj Meow Mix posted:




lmao cold on a cob how drunk were you when you ordered this

going to wear it anyways lol

lol did you use the thumbnail for the print image?

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Cold on a Cob posted:

not even that drunk but apparently drunk enough i hosed up the size of the image printing, oh well, c'est la lols


lol no i have no idea why it was so small but i used the biggest one gis could find me oh well

it honestly makes it funnier imo

someone's gotta get real close to read it

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Deviant posted:

if i got a box of broken junk i'd instantly assume it was from yosmas

yeah who else would send a box of your posts

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

graph posted:

you are a handsome gent with a nice voice which tells me you need to eat acid

Santa, it's not too late to change my gift to acid

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

You didn't show us the contents of the black box (it's your posts)

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

teen bear posted:

one last gift from santa:



its been a very successful yosmas

I'm really glad you got it all in time. merry christmas!

I guess it's a print actually? but either way i'm jealous because that was will's generosity (i asked him to spray the zine with perfume or kiss it with lipstick, instead you got an extra print)

i'm gonna have to order a laren print for myself bc dang

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Funhilde posted:

:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:




24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Have you checked your mail? USPS says it has be delivered


:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME END :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:


Hey Santees! If you have gotten a gift but just can't post yet please :justpost: if that is the case. Also if you aren't at home/where you had your packages sent please post that too. Many nervous Santas.

hi Santa, I'm at my parents for xmas but if something was delivered the cat sitter will have brought it in, I'll check with her

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

holy poo poo my santa is amazing and these are all things my wife is definitely not gonna let me display

pics coming in a few

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

syntaxrigger is the best santa ever and truly gets me spiritually

the list of contents



herein lies a list of amazing things my wife will never let me put on display






i feel like these next two things are related




(these are actually delicious rum balls)

alas, the post office did not heed the warning on the box


alas


seriously cannot wait to replace this frame, this print is amazing and i can't decide if it's going in my home office or up at work



the amazing syntaxrigger family needs to open up a satanic themed etsy store obviously. thank you so much!

24-7 Urkel Cosplay fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Dec 29, 2014

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

syntaxrigger posted:

so I got the print from this etsy shop https://www.etsy.com/shop/PageRager?ref=l2-shopheader-name

I did realise through my internet stalking that your wife was catholic but it didn't translate into my mind that she might be offended. Sorry if this happened I obviously didn't think it through that much.


:stare:

that's some impressive internet stalking, dang

no but seriously it's amazing stuff. my wife and i have supremely differing tastes and this stuff will definitely find a place in my home office

i forgot to measure the frame dimensions, would you happen to know it off hand?

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Tangra posted:

had to do that for SkyLazer

Steam used to allow random people to randomly gift random things to random strangers

apparently hackers etc, so now its not

i guess it was a thing to send gifts to people and then do a charge back after they accepted or something like that

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24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Displeased Moo Cow posted:



Also I might start removing passwords from the videos if any of these peeps have any objections. Outstanding gift receivers will remain locked.

teen bear should be on there

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