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No ants, worms or matresses
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Christmas is good 101 39.76%
The holidays are bad 78 30.71%
Go away Moo cow. 75 29.53%
Total: 152 votes
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Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
sometimes a man be burgin

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
I can guarantee that my package 100% does not contain mealworms, bitcoins, or the 'bola.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Migishu posted:

I can guarantee that my package 100% does not contain mealworms, bitcoins, or the 'bola.

noted strategic omission of bees op

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Migishu posted:

I can guarantee that my package 100% does not contain mealworms, bitcoins, or the 'bola.

if one takes the last character of every word in that sentence, one gets "In etye %s tn,, re." or "In(ject) (m)et(h)y(l)e(ne) % S(a)t(a)n, (Beelzebub), (you')re (gay)." where we can assume "%" means ":tutbutt:"

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:

if one takes the last character of every word in that sentence, one gets "In etye %s tn,, re." or "In(ject) (m)et(h)y(l)e(ne) % S(a)t(a)n, (Beelzebub), (you')re (gay)." where we can assume "%" means ":tutbutt:"

poo poo son you cracked the code

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

every santee gets half-life 3

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




Jerry Cotton posted:

every santee gets half-life 3

:rip:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

gunman chronicles was actually half-life three

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
I'm definitely sending my Santee ebola.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Funhilde posted:

I'm definitely sending my Santee ebola.

as if the pain of ebola wouldn't help but mask the pain of life :emo:

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Funhilde posted:

I'm definitely sending my Santee

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

hey Funhilde, I have sent you a PM that's kind of urgent. check if your inbox is full. :)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:siren::supaburn:call me ru paul because IT'S HAPPENING:supaburn::siren:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

i could use these old-rear end chicky nugs as padding

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



gently caress i still haven't shipped my box, im so lazy!!

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
finishing touches hopefully done by today

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

whoa as long as the box is under 3x25x40 cm and weighs less than 2 kg it's a letter. shipping is going to be a lot less expensive than i thought.

oh gently caress no the dragon dildotop secret gift is at least 7 cm thick - it won't fit! i guess there's nothing to it: i'll have to keep it for myself :shrug:

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Dec 11, 2014

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Vintersorg posted:

gently caress i still haven't shipped my box, im so lazy!!

same as heck

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Jerry Cotton posted:

whoa as long as the box is under 3x25x40 it's a letter. shipping is going to be a lot less expensive than i thought.

oh gently caress no the dragon dildo is at least 7 cm thick - it won't fit! i guess there's nothing to it: i'll have to keep it for myself :shrug:

it'll fit :smugmrgw:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


youre av is making me feel weird. i'm sure it's not the four raspberry mazarins i just gobbled up.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


im gonna go to a wine tasting for breakfast and then buy gifts this weekend

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PokeJoe posted:

im gonna go to a wine tasting for breakfast and then buy gifts this weekend

pro tip: they all taste like poo poo. now you can skip it and just go buy gifs.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Jerry Cotton posted:

youre av is making me feel weird. i'm sure it's not the four raspberry mazarins i just gobbled up.

Jerry, we're dealing with savages here that have no clue what you're talking about

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:



Bloody
Santa needs an email address for shipping purposes. Please PM me that information.



:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME END :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Jerry Cotton posted:

pro tip: they all taste like poo poo. now you can skip it and just go buy gifs.

sorry they cant all be undrinkable like jenever



(jk i drink jenever because i hate life)

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:



Jimmy Carter.


You have not responded to requests for information. Congratulations on your new gun mug.



:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME END :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Funhilde posted:

:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:



Jimmy Carter.


You have not responded to requests for information. Congratulations on your new gun mug.



:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME END :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:

lol

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Funhilde posted:

:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:



Jimmy Carter.


You have not responded to requests for information. Congratulations on your new gun mug.



:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME END :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:

loving owned son

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:

A few straggler Santas out there.

Ericadia

You haven't posted anywhere in the SS thread and Santa wonders if you got a name change,
Santa wants to know what he wants/is interested in.




:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME END :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:

May I suggest a mug? Maybe one shaped like a gun?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Funhilde posted:

:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:



Jimmy Carter.


You have not responded to requests for information. Congratulations on your new gun mug.



:siren: :yosbutt: :tfrxmas: ELF TIME END :tfrxmas::yosbutt::siren:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

axolotl farmer posted:

Jerry, we're dealing with savages here that have no clue what you're talking about



i need to stop buying those because "oh i'll just have one with a nice cup of tea" and...

(luckily the corner store doesn't stock them so i need to go out of my way to get them)

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Dec 11, 2014

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
Dear SS

The sensible adult gift I ordered from Hong Kong hasn't arrived yet and I'm starting to worry that there won't be time for me to pack it full of mealworms and send it onto you in time for yosmas. So I'm going to panic buy some stupid nerd poo poo for you of amazon instead.

Love

Vodkat

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

vodkat posted:

Dear SS

The sensible adult gift I ordered from Hong Kong hasn't arrived yet and I'm starting to worry that there won't be time for me to pack it full of mealworms and send it onto you in time for yosmas. So I'm going to panic buy some stupid nerd poo poo for you of amazon instead.

Love

Vodkat

a shameful santa

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
santee's gift is sorted. now we wait...

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Nelson MandEULA posted:

a shameful santa

But two presents, right guys :smugmrgw:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe


god loving drat it UPS

sorry santee your gift might be late this year

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Kuvo posted:



god loving drat it UPS

sorry santee your gift might be late this year

my mealworms noooooooooo

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Cold on a Cob posted:

my mealworms noooooooooo

:rip:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Kuvo posted:



god loving drat it UPS

sorry santee your gift might be late this year

was it something homemade? :(

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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
by someone in China maybe.

like a ceramics factory

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