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when you jerk off in the shower, use soap as lube and you wash your dick and rub one out at the same drat time also, when you cum remember the saying "aim for the drain!"
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Lufiron posted:when you jerk off in the shower, use soap as lube and you wash your dick and rub one out at the same drat time If you're aiming for the drain, then your dong is in the path of the shower spray, so you'll lose any soapy benefits. Your story doesn't add up, Lufiron!
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Oct 13, 2014 05:54
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BLARGHLE posted:This applies to basically anything. Onion, garlic, jalapeno, loving whatever....scrub your hands before digging into your lady's meaty flaps, and you'll both have a more enjoyable night. Also wash your hands after, but for different reasons. Hahaha you prudes don't stick hot peppers in your lady's twat. BLARGHLE posted:If you're aiming for the drain, then your dong is in the path of the shower spray, so you'll lose any soapy benefits. Your story doesn't add up, Lufiron! Could you wear an umbrella hat in the shower to keep the water from de-soaping your cock?
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Oct 13, 2014 05:55
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what the gently caress kind of poor rear end shower you have that you can't reposition the shower head? also you could always just shut the water off and when mom asks what the sounds are just say you're lathering yourself up and conserving water technically it's not a lie!
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Oct 13, 2014 05:58
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"look at me im rich" lol this guy
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Oct 13, 2014 06:03
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i hit homeless people until they stop moving. i split my knuckles really bad one time but i was afraid to go to the hospital cause it was reported.
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Oct 13, 2014 06:04
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also if you have one of those removable head wands, place it on the shower floor pointing straight up and crouch over it you haven't really lived til you jo with water shooting up your rear end in a top hat
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Oct 13, 2014 06:06
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Trixie Hardcore posted:How did it go? soiled myself
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Oct 13, 2014 06:08
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i like the part with the butts
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Oct 13, 2014 06:28
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Lufiron posted:what the gently caress kind of poor rear end shower you have that you can't reposition the shower head? Yeah, I can reposition the shower head, but you can't reposition the fact that the shower head is directly above the drain, so if you're going to try to fire one off in to the drain, you're going to have to stand in the water stream, unless you want to turn your shower head up against the wall or something
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Oct 13, 2014 07:06
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Chris Awful posted:soiled myself OMG no  did it get on the couch?
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Oct 13, 2014 07:10
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That only happens when I rub my dick between the cushions.
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Oct 13, 2014 07:24
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if you want to get HOT 'N HEAVY I got one word for u: Magma.
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Oct 13, 2014 07:34
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Don't you people know that these women poop from their butts? please stop posting butts
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Oct 13, 2014 07:34
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Don Tacorleone posted:Don't you people know that these women poop from their butts? please stop posting butts Poop is not the only thing a person can do with their butts!
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Oct 13, 2014 07:38
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whip that poo poo out and ain't no doubt about it it hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
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Oct 13, 2014 08:13
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The cum-o-matic 5000 OP Microwave Mom pics.
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