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privyet moryak
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Oct 15, 2014 21:07
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HERE IS HOW YOU TAKE SHOTS WITH RUSSIANS YOU WILL NEED: Bottles of vodka Loaves of black rye Olives and salted fish and any other food that's salty as gently caress Okay first we all get a glass. You have a glass? You do not have a glass. Fill him a glass. Okay, now we all have a shot. Everyone I want you to take a piece of bread. Do not eat it, just take the bread okay? Okay. Now you do what I do. When you drink the vodka you smell the bread. Do not eat it, just smell it. WHAT DID I SAY DO NOT EAT JUST SMELL. Like this. Now you are done with the drink, go to the food and eat everything you can. You did not do so well at this. I think you should practice one more time.
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Oct 16, 2014 05:43
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bear hugs not drugs
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Oct 16, 2014 17:53
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ПPO KЛИК
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Oct 17, 2014 06:43
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A Russian couple are waiting in a bread line. The husband turns to the wife and says "I cannot stand it! I refuse to wait another minute in these lines! I have had it! I am going to go shoot the Premier." Off he goes, and returns twenty minutes later. "Did you shoot the Premier?" the wife asks. "No," the husband replies. "The line was longer there."
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Oct 18, 2014 09:08
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quote:Little boy Janis Dipers is get trouble, school. After teacher is beat, make also stay detention all alone. While detention, teacher is get horny! Teacher and Janis is make sex. “Janis Dipers!” teacher shout! “But teacher,” Janis say, “I too hungry for energy do that.” 
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Oct 18, 2014 13:25
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all right, nobody move or the moob gets it
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Oct 19, 2014 08:48
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character creation in the matrix online was disappointing as gently caress
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Oct 19, 2014 23:15
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"DODGE HIS PUNCH, THEN COUNTER- PUNCH!!"
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Oct 20, 2014 01:40
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Philthy posted:Probably. jeez man what did forest whitaker ever do to you
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Oct 20, 2014 01:57
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the cruelest part was that this picture surfaced well after the investigation and subsequent acquittal
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Oct 20, 2014 04:26
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platedlizard posted:Looks like Rush Limbaugh's condo. I too want flower-making GBS threads doves on my ceiling
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Oct 20, 2014 21:25
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hey says napoleon let's go invade russia and off they go with 422,000 men 
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Oct 21, 2014 00:21
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Pochoclo posted:Uhh going by the images in this thread, the song's stage act is an accurate portrayal of Russia, I don't see what's wrong here seriously, it's all authentic down to the bear dancing the robot
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Oct 21, 2014 01:54
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The sign reads "This is our favorite store" the little ones, they get thirsty
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Oct 21, 2014 05:21
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the cat is metaphor for russia, the yelling lady is youth asking where motherland has gone and why it is in tree, the soldier is putin and the electric wires ukraine the tree... is just tree, who cares about tree
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Oct 21, 2014 20:32
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there is old russian saying: it is not whether you strike the owl with the pole or with the pole strike the owl; it makes no difference, the owl is dead
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Oct 21, 2014 20:57
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proof of concept posted:Did you know that Mikhail Kalashnikov, creator of the AK-47, one of the most rugged and efficient murder tools in history, parlayed this success into a large stake in a vodka manufacturing concern that puts his name on the product? Well if not, now you do here are some pictures I heard that poo poo is fine if you drink it in bursts
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Oct 23, 2014 03:09
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The Taint Reaper posted:37 pages and nobody posted about the Dendy and the 25 official Super Mario games on the system He's the Extremely Malnourished Video Game Nerd
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Oct 24, 2014 10:48
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etalian posted:Russia is a basically what happens when you have backwoods people getting the equivalent of a multi-million dollar winning lottery ticket. ПРИВЕТ ХОНИ БУ-БУ
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Oct 27, 2014 00:53
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I like the workers casually walking away from the ride after bringing the kid up to the highest point on the wheel, eh gently caress it he's a goner, might as well go find some smokes
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Oct 27, 2014 05:20
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d0s posted:representin my daewoo for eternity rip hugh laurie may you make the angels laugh now
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Oct 30, 2014 09:37
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Cardiovorax posted:i know, i just like to snipe at booze snobs because they're the most pretentious addicts I'm sorry if your palate is not sophisticated enough to appreciate and enjoy the subtleties of this 5-day-old wood grain
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Oct 31, 2014 10:29
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if someone ever asks me to define love I am going to show them this picture and nothing else fake edit: this also works for "grudging acceptance"
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Oct 31, 2014 11:00
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fatherboxx posted:Liquid bread is kvas
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Nov 1, 2014 06:16
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This is like the end of one of those 4D rides at Universal Studios.
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Nov 1, 2014 07:00
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Palpek posted:russian ice-breaker games that's the traditional check for child-bearing hips if you must know
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Nov 1, 2014 10:46
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Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:My cat is a stray cat from the Bolshoi theater. He grew to be really big and he is fond of crushing peanuts with his paws. Okay that is legit loving awesome. Is he all black and does he steal your vodka?
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Nov 3, 2014 01:32
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oh great now he's got bishop spit all over his hand
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Nov 4, 2014 01:07
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DON'T WALK ON FISH is the most important just don't do it guys don't you will be a bad fisherman
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Nov 4, 2014 08:24
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When Americans do this into the wind, they get a faceful of scalding steam
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Nov 7, 2014 11:11
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fatherboxx posted:
sure can't park very well either c'mon alexey, it's just like dropping that 1x4 in
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Nov 21, 2014 15:45
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not even a rug, shameful
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Nov 23, 2014 12:22
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syscall girl posted:Yeah well early off in the tour they all had little ropes between the armrests that clearly indicated that you shouldn't sit on them. Then several dimly lit miles later they must have run out of crushed velvet because I found a fairly sturdy looking one and sat on it immediately summoning angry gnome women. babushkas will gently caress your poo poo up, they're the ones who actually run the country
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Nov 24, 2014 11:49
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All Day I Dream About Stalinism
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Nov 24, 2014 20:29
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stay safe pudgy Магнито
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Dec 1, 2014 21:51
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steinrokkan posted:Those Sochi pics are depressing, but the dog is probably just sleeping.  This tree, also asleep Dreaming of glorious tourism paradise that is Sochi
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Dec 4, 2014 09:45
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Palpek posted:The most hilarious example is the Colombian version of Breaking Bad. I need to see that. Can you post it in the colombia.mpg thread?
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Dec 6, 2014 04:20
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quote:Makhorov noted that he and his friends weren't the first to illegally scale the building No way, you guys were totally the first to climb a world-renowned monument thousands of years old
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