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before your first date find her dad (hopefully he lives in the same house) and go to his house and find a shirt that smells like his armpits. wear the shirt to the date and you'll smell like her dad which will make her more attracted to you and result in a passionate sexual encounter post other foolproof methods of seducing women
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That's dumb. It'll only work if her dad left the family when she was really young and she hasn't seen him in a long time. Stop giving bad advice.
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Oct 17, 2014 03:35
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Hey give me back my shirt you hooligan
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Why the gently caress aren't you dating women with severe daddy issues?
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Maybe you should try being friends first? 
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txt her a picture of your dick, OP. If it's big, instant turn on. You've got her in the bag. If it's small, she will post it to the small penis fetish board, where a young lady member of the forums there will make contact with you on short order.
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Oct 17, 2014 03:42
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Wear high heels
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foolproof ways of subduing women
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Tell them you are gay, then start chatting about the latest hot male celebrity.
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itsgotmetoo posted:Why the gently caress aren't you banging women with severe daddy issues?
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The harder you'll try the worse you'll do. Also be a 6'3" high-earner with a strong jaw, a six-pack, and a bulge the size of a pringles can.
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Oct 17, 2014 03:49
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"Hey ladies, who wants to sit in my dads 1974 Pinto and listen to the AM radio?"
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Mixodorian posted:Wear high heels good advice - it will make her think you're taller
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this only works if your a dude piss and jizz into a saucepan mix until homoginized SLOWLY heat until just before boiling allow to cool, apply like cologne this will make you smell like pheromones and you will get laid 100%
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Oct 17, 2014 03:54
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Honey attracts more flies than vinegar. Put a dish of honey out and the ladies will flock to your dorostep...
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this only works if your a dude lmao forever that goons tried this for real
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this only works if your a dude This is actually a pro tip I ussually try and find a war hammer figurine that I think will match her personality and paint it, them present it to her in a little box during dinner
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Oct 17, 2014 03:59
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threaten to kill her dog unless she blows you
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Here are the steps: 1. Find a girl you like 2. Grab her by the hair 3. Drag her to your mancave (make sure your mom isn't home first) 4. Tie her to a chair facing a TV and duct-tape her mouth 5. Tell her you will play episodes of Big Bang Theory until she professes her love for you and agrees to marry you I guarantee it will work. I've had to play at most three episodes so far, and that particular one was exceptionally resilient.
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Oct 17, 2014 04:01
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give her a fat stack of goddamn cash
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Inevitable posted:threaten to kill her dog unless she blows you Another pro tip I find wearing excessively tight clothing can be a turn on to women
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jarvis cocker posted:give her maybe a 20
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Flunitrazepam and a bottle of alcohol
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just remember women love two things (1) cuddling and of course (2) a good fisting
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whatever works
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I have a nine inched log penis
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Be gay. Chicks dig gay guys cuz they clean up well and they love to shop
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be naturally charming, its always worked for me
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find out which toilet stalls she frequents and drill a glory hole through them. stick your loving dick through and wait for that lovely worthless organ to rot and drop off whil eyou wait in vain for her to suck and gently caress it. when the cold grasp of necrtosis takes over it might just briefly feel like the touch of a loving worthless woman that hasn't warmed her hands up b4 touching dilz. thats all you get. then u die. loving die
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gnarlyhotep posted:be naturally charming, its always worked for me Putting googly eyes over your regular ones does wonders because ladies love a man with a sense of humor
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Alan Smithee posted:Putting googly eyes over your regular ones does wonders because ladies love a man with a sense of humor yes, this too
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Oct 17, 2014 04:09
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wear really small shorts on your date and sit across from her. she'll be thinking about sucking on your hairy balls all night and when the lights go out they'll be even more hairy than she expected
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Oct 17, 2014 04:15
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gently caress her dad, op
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Oct 17, 2014 04:17
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pass her a note saying "do you like me y/n/maybe?"
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Oct 17, 2014 04:19
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Have you guys tried negging? It totally changes the power dynamic
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Oct 17, 2014 04:23
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Lucky Guy posted:gently caress her dad, op this is good advice
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Oct 17, 2014 04:25
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Just kill all the men around her, so she won't really know what a man is supposed to be like and she'll believe you're a potential good partner
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Don Tacorleone posted:Just kill all the men around her, so she won't really know what a man is supposed to be like and she'll believe you're a potential good partner I'm a serial killer of rival suitors but I'll let goons live
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gnarlyhotep posted:be naturally charming, its always worked for me 
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