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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Deodorant or soap?

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

gonna have to go with both there chief

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
piss

Maxwellsdemon
Nov 12, 2007
meh
Grimey Drawer
Both ffs

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Gonna have to go with both

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
Yes

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
Why choose?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
both isn't an option

deodorant or soap?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
How about deodorant that smells like soap?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Neither. Women like men that smell like men. It messes with the pheromones.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Both, you dirty goon. Plus fancy perfume.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

How about deodorant that smells like soap?



:eyepop:

Crow Jane posted:

Both, you dirty goon. Plus fancy perfume.

both isn't an option
Deodorant or soap?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Grant DaNasty posted:

Neither. Women like men that smell like men. It messes with the pheromones.
i lure smelley men in and then beat them up and steal their video games

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poetic Justice posted:

Deodorant or soap?

both are cool

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Chandrika Pakistani soap is best.

Dove or Secret deoderant is good for men or women; its best too.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
deodorant can cover up stank and lead to new and interesting combination smells so I vote deodorant.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

soaop

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

psyopmonkey posted:

Chandrika Pakistani soap is best.

Dove or Secret deoderant is good for men or women; its best too.

Mitchum supremacy. Leaves no marks on clothes whatsoever.

I bought Old Spice Hawkridge for my boyfriend, it smells pretty nice

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Toilet paper or toothpaste?

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

both sorry

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

theoretically if you showered daily you wouldn't need deodorant so soap

mitchum owns bones tho

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
both you smelly gently caress

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

both you smelly gently caress

both is not an option
Deodorant or soap?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Why isn't both an option, OP? If you're that poor, I'm pretty sure the Dollar Store has both soap and deodorant

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Crow Jane posted:

Why isn't both an option, OP? If you're that poor, I'm pretty sure the Dollar Store has both soap and deodorant

one or the other, please. Don't confuse the matter.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

ok fine soap + removal of all body hair = no need for deodorant

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I bathe in 100% pure lye

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

I bathe in 100% pure lye

no you don't!

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Soap and try not to sweat too much.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
lol if you don't save all of the cum from jerk sessions for homemade soap, deodorant, cologne, like REAL men.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
i use soap and deodorant from the same manufacturer so i smell a lot like what someone thinks a mountain might smell like

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

angerbot posted:

i use soap and deodorant from the same manufacturer so i smell a lot like what someone thinks a mountain might smell like

Busch?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
A gun, shoot yourself in the armpits.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Q-tip or no q-tip is the better question because ear wax is good for you.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Zeluth posted:

Q-tip or no q-tip is the better question because ear wax is good for you.

q-tips are for morons who want to bust their eardrums compacting the wax instead of getting rid of it

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

q-tips are for morons who want to bust their eardrums compacting the wax instead of getting rid of it

WHAT

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