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Crap
Nov 3, 2012

i'm not even sad, am i dying, what's wrong with me

e: this isn't the goon doctor, my bad

Crap fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Oct 23, 2014

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

you're just on your period chill out and drink a cup of hot coco

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

its ok, op

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
Want me to move this thread to The Goon Doctor, or E/N? Looks like you caught a case of the feels.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
i'm sorry Crap

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

are you drunk? that could be the problem. if youre not drunk, get drunk. that might help

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
sinus might think theirs smoke around

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
good.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
your dying of a severe neurological disorder

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

you'd better cut it out or i'll give you something to cry about!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I AM BRAWW posted:

Want me to move this thread to The Goon Doctor, or E/N? Looks like you caught a case of the feels.

Probably needs cheering up, so I suggest The Football Funhouse.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
Stop drinking water and eventually you will run out of tears, effectively stopping you from crying.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
are you a girl? sometimes girls just need a good cry

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

there there, op. there there.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

your dying of a severe neurological disorder

this may be a joke but there actually is a neurological disorder that causes random crying/laughter. that said if the op can't recall any recent brain injuries it may just be depression

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I had hiccups for like 2 hours once.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

ProfessorMurder posted:

are you a girl? sometimes girls just need a good cry

im a guy and simetimes i just need to cry too

edit: let it all out op

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
OP it's ok, just breathe deep and slow that usually helps for me. Sometimes we all cry for no conceivable reason it's ok cocoa-puff

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
It's the hidden despair of the spirit

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

op probably just watched the futurama episode about fry's dog. we've all been there.

neonburzt
Jul 25, 2010
I too feel this way from time to time as a result of broken dreams, unrequited love, being broke... Give yourself a few days and don't sweat it.

Of course, if it's not that simple then you might wanna try therapy.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Crap posted:

i'm not even sad, am i dying, what's wrong with me

e: this isn't the goon doctor, my bad

acid is cool like tyhat

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Read Kierkegaard and seek naturopathic treatment OP

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Could be the seasons op


some folks just get the blahs this time of year


keep posting. it is good to talk and we like hearing from you

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
did your mom just die? I cried when my mom died.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
is there foreign matter in your eyes or are you cutting an onion

e: alternately, are you a little gay baby bitch who a bloo bloo bloos bitch tears on the a bloo bloo gay bitch baby

GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Oct 23, 2014

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

i can't stop dying

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

reup dat lexapro, bitch

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
maybe your reading a really funny thread here and it tears of joy

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

donkey salami posted:

Could be the seasons op


The dryer air this time of year makes me tear up alot when I go bikey riding, which I must do shortly whilst the sun shines so I don't have a heart attack or stroke and can continue shitposting

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
my dominant hand is being observed by his sinister counterpart through one-way glass. i apologize if i'm being vague here, but my ability to narrate is being affected by some kind of phantom entity that belittles any efforts of self-improvement. i can count on one hand the times i've felt so helpless

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Izumi Konata posted:

my dominant hand is being observed by his sinister counterpart through one-way glass. i apologize if i'm being vague here, but my ability to narrate is being affected by some kind of phantom entity that belittles any efforts of self-improvement. i can count on one hand the times i've felt so helpless

for $1000 i will come to your home and kill your evil hand

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


I'm so sorry to hear that, Crap.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you are just hungry. get a snack you will feel better.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
Crap are you ok

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
i can't stop crying

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I cant believe its not butter.

Spread.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

TEAYCHES posted:

its ok, op

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

I cant believe its not butter.

Spread.

openly weeping at this terrible post

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
You're allowed to squeeze eye water occasionally

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