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Getting into heaven is super easy these days. Just confess your sins and call 9/11 and keep telling them you want to die. Remember to only call a suicide hotline if you MEAN it folks! If you say you want to kill yourself they'll probably kill you before you can do so because they don't want you to go to hell. Not all ideas that came from the Spanish Inquisition are bad you know!!
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owns.
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Oct 26, 2014 08:29
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god bless the police!
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Oct 26, 2014 08:31
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The US is the stupidest place on Earth.
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Oct 26, 2014 08:32
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All problems can be solved by shooting at them.
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quote:KTVX-TV reported that Jose Calzada called the hotline around 4 a.m. on Tuesday There was his problem right there. White people love killin' non-white people.
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Oct 26, 2014 09:22
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Rapman the Cook posted:The US is the stupidest place on Earth.
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Oct 26, 2014 09:23
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you can also shoot the gay away
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Oct 26, 2014 09:25
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Honestly, it sounds like everything worked out.
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Oct 26, 2014 09:26
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Like the dudes dead, so hes good with it and the police got to kill a man which made their day I bet. Sounds like a win win situation.
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Oct 26, 2014 09:27
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Pondex posted:All problems can be solved by shooting at them.
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Oct 26, 2014 09:29
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Big ups to the police in this situation for ending a man's life who was actually asking for it instead of begging them not to.
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Oct 26, 2014 09:30
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I don't actually want to shoot Pondex or have anything against him I just made a burn for burns sake. I apologize.
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Oct 26, 2014 09:32
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they should have left the suicidal man with the gun alone nothing bad ever happens if you just leave the crazy man with the gun alone
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Oct 26, 2014 10:08
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haha yea the cops should have just let the mentally ill dude with a gun hang out where the gf and kids live, and just run amok around the public at large. fukkkin amerikkka.
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Oct 26, 2014 10:12
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Suicide = no life insurance payout I reckon he bribed SWAT to kill him (you guys get 30% of my wife's stack kinda thing) IT WAS AN INSURANCE JOB!
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drilldo squirt posted:Like the dudes dead, so hes good with it and the police got to kill a man which made their day I bet. Sounds like a win win situation. once they actually want you to do it, it's no fun anymore and suddenly super gross. I bet the police feel really unclean and confused atm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ZzBCReKZs
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Oct 26, 2014 10:41
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Tsinava posted:Getting into heaven is super easy these days. Just confess your sins and call 9/11 and keep telling them you want to die. lol gently caress that country
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Oct 26, 2014 10:48
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Hello! You've reached the Roy, Utah suicide hotline! If you would like to die, please press 1 and one of our SWAT teams will be deployed to your house within the hour, if you're on the fence about it, press 2 and we'll put you in contact with one of our representatives who will talk to you about the financial and personal benefits of dying TODAY!
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Al Cowens posted:I don't actually want to shoot Pondex or have anything against him I just made a burn for burns sake. I apologize. Too late. Swat-teams are en route. They've got quotas to uphold you know.
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:haha yea the cops should have just let the mentally ill dude with a gun hang out where the gf and kids live, and just run amok around the public at large. fukkkin amerikkka. Of course you are in this thread
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killstealing posted:Of course you are in this thread I'm everywhere where the cops are doing good deeds.
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:haha yea the cops should have just let the mentally ill dude with a gun hang out where the gf and kids live, and just run amok around the public at large. fukkkin amerikkka.
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Oct 26, 2014 11:23
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Tsinava posted:Where does it say he had a gun? I was the guy who shot him
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:I'm everywhere where the cops are doing good deeds. First I disagreed but then I realized American cops rly only kill Americans
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Tsinava posted:Hello! You've reached the Roy, Utah suicide hotline! If you would like to die, please press 1 and one of our SWAT teams will be deployed to your house within the hour, if you're on the fence about it, press 2 and we'll put you in contact with one of our representatives who will talk to you about the financial and personal benefits of dying TODAY! I legit support this.
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Oct 26, 2014 11:32
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Honestly the only thing I feel when I encounter suicidal people is recoil.
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killstealing posted:First I disagreed but then I realized American cops rly only kill Americans Honestly, the worse your English is, the more likely that police will light you up with no provocation, so immigrants get got pretty reg.
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I've heard of suicide by cop, but I didn't know they do house calls. That's convenient. also lol, of course he was hispanic. by now i shouldn't even need to check anymore.
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killstealing posted:First I disagreed but then I realized American cops rly only kill Americans
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Rapman the Cook posted:The US is the stupidest place on Earth.
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Oct 26, 2014 12:37
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options when dealing with a armed and unstable individual: 1. kill them 2. ?????????
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suicidal people deserve to die
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Zzulu posted:suicidal people deserve to die so when do you plan to kill urself
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I didn't know that THAT'S what they meant by suicide hotline. I'll be sure to give them a ring if I don't start getting hours.
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Oct 26, 2014 14:30
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suicidal man wants to die cops want to shoot brown man i dont see the issue here
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Oct 26, 2014 14:48
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Rapman the Cook posted:The US is the stupidest place on Earth.
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i like the press release saying that 'talks failed' look we tried to reason with this guy but he was actually pretty convincing and by the end we thought, well, maybe he SHOULD die
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quote:“It’s unfortunate the way this case ended,” Gwynn said. “We encourage those having suicidal thoughts or tendencies to contact a physician or expert that can talk them through it. In this particular case he attempted to do that — it’s unfortunate and sad that it failed.” "this case" the case of the suicidal man calling for help
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