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One year I didn't file my taxes on time. This was actually last year. I owed $27 and just wasn't motivated. Eventually I mailed them a $27 check. But for many weeks I was tax evading. This is bad. Please don't gas this thread, its a warning to others 
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Oct 28, 2014 15:38
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NO! OTHERS WILL FALL INTO THE SAME HOLE I DID
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Oct 28, 2014 15:39
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I've done the same OP, only with city taxes bc i aint got time for that noise. they usually send you a letter with your tax bill ALREADY FILLED OUT FOR YOU! so why not just do that?
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Oct 28, 2014 15:46
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I'm the second gunman.
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Oct 28, 2014 15:48
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I tried to escape my master by running to the north, where all men are free in the eyes of the Creator. Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me hooome.
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Oct 28, 2014 15:53
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I've removed tags from SOOOOOOOOOOO many mattresses
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Oct 28, 2014 15:59
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Currently running a few tonnes of heroin/cocaine into europe here, also have a few sex workers locked up in the back hold. - Location at 50°22'08.2"N 9°26'04.2"W
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Oct 28, 2014 16:04
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I've committed all the non-violent crimes, all of them.
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Oct 28, 2014 16:05
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drove over the speed limit once
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Oct 28, 2014 16:05
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That guy selling counterfeit coach purses out of the trunk of celica... it's me!
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Oct 28, 2014 16:06
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drugs and copyright stuff but who hasn't
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Oct 28, 2014 16:08
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if their are no cars coming down it i like to shoot up a one way street when coming home from the east. otherwise i would have to go down like 4 other streets to get home, aint nobody got time for that.
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Oct 28, 2014 16:13
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Used a stolen credit card to sign up for a paid internet site. Edit: Not this one! 
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Oct 28, 2014 16:29
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I have stolen many hearts 
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Oct 28, 2014 16:35
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drat I've done that too op... but for $6 -__-;
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Oct 28, 2014 16:39
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I knew.
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Oct 28, 2014 16:40
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Tens of millions of Americans drive drunk regularly and then act all righteous about other people that do it and get caught.
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Oct 28, 2014 16:42
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City of Tampa posted:Tens of millions of Americans drive drunk regularly and then act all righteous about other people that do it and get caught. Tens of Millions? I thought that number would be much higher.
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over one billion americans drive drunk every hour
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Oct 28, 2014 16:48
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I jaywalk all the time and I don't give a poo poo.
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Oct 28, 2014 16:49
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VendaGoat posted:Tens of Millions? I thought that number would be much higher. I would have said hundreds of millions but I know that there are only like 350 million people in America and some of them are children and/or muslims or whatever. I think I heard some statistic once that after 6pm like 1 out of 5 drivers on the road is drunk. That's probably not true but I'm going to run with it anyway.
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Oct 28, 2014 17:03
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We used to use a waterbaloon laucher to shoot at cars driving by on the highway out of my apartment room window. Once we landed it in inside the window of a restored elcamino, the dude parked and came searching for us. He was literally standing right below my window as we stared at him. That was stupid and awesome. We also hit some kid walking through a tree and he thought we were up in the tree we just watched from my window as he was swearing at us thinking we were in the tree.
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Guru Yaekob posted:We used to use a waterbaloon laucher to shoot at cars driving by on the highway out of my apartment room window. Once we landed it in inside the window of a restored elcamino, the dude parked and came searching for us. He was literally standing right below my window as we stared at him. That was stupid and awesome. We also hit some kid walking through a tree and he thought we were up in the tree we just watched from my window as he was swearing at us thinking we were in the tree. You loving son of a bitch! That was my elcamino and it costs me almost $500 to fix the damage!
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Oct 28, 2014 17:26
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I think the only illegal thing I've done is downloaded poo poo. I can't think of anything else. Edit: Oh wait, that orphanage.
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Oct 28, 2014 17:28
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I hid some jews in a secret room behind a bookcase, don't tell anyone
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Oct 28, 2014 17:29
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I hid some jews in a secret room behind a bookcase, don't tell anyone I fell out of a guard tower
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Oct 28, 2014 17:37
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This necklace made out of ears is starting to smell
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Oct 28, 2014 17:40
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op is 5-0 don't say poo poo!
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Oct 28, 2014 17:42
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Ordered bootleg CDs from a doge Spanish website using a random generated creditcard number. It worked just fine!
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Oct 29, 2014 13:09
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I once ate a pack of Silica Gel, despite the warning on the package to never do it. Never again.
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Oct 29, 2014 13:32
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my friends and i wrecked some construction equipment because they ruined the environment of the creek we grew up playing in. i mean we poured sugar in the gas tank of a back ho, threw a generator into the creek, threw all their tools and coveralls into a sewer pit and other related poo poo. they picked up a week later and never came back
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Oct 29, 2014 13:41
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I did 9/11
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Oct 29, 2014 13:45
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My old computer performed a couple of illegal operations back in the 90s, Don't know if I'm legally responsible for that though.
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Oct 29, 2014 14:44
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I once ignored an orator on Decoration day to such an extent that I publicly played horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand. The state of Ohio fined me $25. I would do it again in a heartbeat.
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Oct 29, 2014 14:47
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Drugs. A few times. Soooo sorry.
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Oct 29, 2014 15:19
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I was on the grassy knoll. I laid traps for troubadours who got killed before they reached bombay. I'm the Illuminati. I did Roswell. Did an end run around the Illuminati by creating Discordianism cuz what the hell. 
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Oct 29, 2014 15:31
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I stole hitler's other testicle
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Broke into a 'friends' house and stuck a dog turd in the microwave. Also found his mom and dad's porn and dildo drawer.
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