Barclay's Premier League November: The Funniest Season Ever?

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Barclay's Premier League November: The Funniest Season Ever?

«‹›28 »

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Mercaptopropyl posted:

It's great seeing Fellaini finally come good under LVG

I think it was just saliva.

# ? Nov 3, 2014 20:52

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:44

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

excuse me lady posted:

funny how he was playing the diamond and then one of its forwards was suspended for 3 games and the other injured along with one of the midfielders. really makes you wonder why he had to change it. can't fathom it.

I'm not sure I can parse this idea, Grez

Not without Robbie Savage and SunGoals Belter Football Facts to express it in the form of two numbers that aren't the same, the highest form of football commentary

# ? Nov 3, 2014 20:59

Hashtag Banterzone: Dec 8, 2005; Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

Since today is beat up on Man Utd day, I have to mention that their attack still isn't in sync.

The individual quality is there for the most part, but considering there haven't been many injuries up front, the players have had a couple months of training together, and Man Utd is paying like �2m a week in wages, you would expect more.

# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:07

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TelekineticBear! posted:

I forgot man united got battered by MK dons lol, wouldnt have happened under moyes IMO

Admitting your team is poo poo when you're a Man utd manager is not the done thing despite how poo poo it really is

# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:09

Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

is Luke Shaw an mpreg?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:10

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Every time I see Southampton in second place, it just looks wrong

# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:19

Still B.A.E: Mar 24, 2012

Mickolution posted:

I think it was just saliva.

L o l

# ? Nov 3, 2014 22:40

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

Gutierrez says he's all clear in his ball cancer fight. Doubt he'll ever play for us again since his contract runs out at the end of the season but he'd get one hell of a reception if he did.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 00:06

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

I think Man U have turned a corner, turned a corner into a chance for the opposition to head the ball away that is!!

# ? Nov 4, 2014 01:33

8raz: Jun 22, 2007; He's Scouse, He's Sound.

FullLeatherJacket posted:

I'm not sure I can parse this idea, Grez

Not without Robbie Savage and SunGoals Belter Football Facts to express it in the form of two numbers that aren't the same, the highest form of football commentary

Agreed. Only when dealing with the team I support should all criticism should be nuanced and well thought out.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 02:20

hadji murad: Apr 18, 2006

Mickolution posted:

I think it was just saliva.

Awesome.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 02:28

Brony Car: May 22, 2014; by Cyrano4747

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/liverpool-fc-manager-brendan-rodgers-8043939

I think the Echo might be trying to troll me.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:28

Blue Star Error: Jun 11, 2001; For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

# ? Nov 4, 2014 07:12

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Blue Star Error posted:

This is a top top banner, concise as hell

# ? Nov 4, 2014 07:32

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Blue Star Error posted:

How many votes did it beat kill yourself rodgers by

# ? Nov 4, 2014 09:40

Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

Just so I don't get probabted again, can someone else please suggest some theories on why Like Shaw came into camp so fat?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 09:50

kcer: May 28, 2004; Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

nah but go on try again

# ? Nov 4, 2014 10:14

Gorn Myson: Aug 8, 2007

Blue Star Error posted:

I probably should be annoyed by this because I genuinely do like Rodgers, but then again, I did entertain myself a lot during the Kenny comeback by repeatedly demanding that he be sacked every week regardless of the result. Happy days.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 10:20

corpuscollossus: Apr 19, 2007

loving hell, finishing second in your first season doesn't buy you much rope these days.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 10:26

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

He's only bought one Swansea player. Borini doesn't count cause they had previous at Chelsea iirc.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 10:26

TelekineticBear!: Feb 19, 2009

Wouldnt be surprised to learn that Suarez was managing the team last season as well, Rodgers has lost it, completely clueless

# ? Nov 4, 2014 10:34

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Wikipedia posted:

Business Interests

Despite claiming to be "not into fishing",[54] Gylfi became the chairman of a fishing company in Flateyri called 'Lotna ehf' in 2011.[55] Lotna ehf's boats catch lumpfish, cod, wolffish and plaice and Gylfi's chairmanship makes him a prominent member of the Icelandic fishing industry.[56]

In September 2014, he reiterated that reports of him being involved in the fishing industry were false saying he had not bothered to delete the business interests section from his Wikipedia article himself because he's �got more important things to do� such as golf.[57]

Gylfi owns.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 10:37

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

TelekineticBear! posted:

Wouldnt be surprised to learn that Suarez was managing the team last season as well, Rodgers has lost it, completely clueless

Slacking off in training? That's a biting. Showing up late? That's a biting. Not watching game DVDs at home afterwards? You better believe that's a biting

# ? Nov 4, 2014 10:38

Andre Le Fuckface: Oct 4, 2008

sassassin posted:

Gylfi owns.

I love him and look forward to his glorious return to Reading that is definitely happening

# ? Nov 4, 2014 11:22

Blue Star Error: Jun 11, 2001; For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Just so I don't get probabted again, can someone else please suggest some theories on why Like Shaw came into camp so fat?

Everytime he hosed your mum she gave him a biscuit

# ? Nov 4, 2014 11:39

Manc Hill: Jul 19, 2001; ^^this is u ^^this is me

Blue Star Error posted:

Everytime he hosed your mum she gave him a biscuit

classic.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 11:43

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

corpuscollossus posted:

loving hell, finishing second in your first season doesn't buy you much rope these days.

Sure, but he finished seventh in his first season.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:08

Spiffeh: Dec 24, 2005

Blue Star Error posted:

wow liverpool supporters really taking the fight to man utd for shittiest fans this season

# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:16

Gorn Myson: Aug 8, 2007

Spiffeh posted:

wow liverpool supporters really taking the fight to man utd for shittiest fans this season

We're trying our best, but its still early days. Arsenal fans will start to step up their lovely game in the new year, so its going to be competitive to say the least.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:23

Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

Will the Arsenal fans get a shittest fans top 4 trophy?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:28

The Hausu Usher: Feb 9, 2010; Screaming is the only useful thing that we can do.

Blue Star Error posted:

A loving hashtag in a football banner, get that to absolute gently caress.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:46

Andre Le Fuckface: Oct 4, 2008

Aston Villa's goal of the month goes to... no one

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/aston-villa-forced-cancel-goal-4563183

# ? Nov 4, 2014 14:22

Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

I disagree with both the season and the banner FWIW.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 14:28

tbp: Mar 1, 2008; DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

I love Brendan Rodgers and want him to stay

# ? Nov 4, 2014 14:31

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

Brendan Rodgers is a massive clown, but it's hilarious that any Liverpool fan would want him out in this season, when everyone but Chelsea is bad and everyone but Chelsea and City is really bad.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 14:55

Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

Blue Star Error posted:

Everytime he hosed your mum she gave him a biscuit

My mum's been dead for years, that's pretty gross.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 15:50

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

My mum's been dead for years, that's pretty gross.

stay safe, EAU's mother's ghost

# ? Nov 4, 2014 15:54

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

Aston Villa's goal of the month goes to... no one

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/aston-villa-forced-cancel-goal-4563183

Should have given it to a youth teamer who scored for the U21s or U18s or whatever.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 16:03

Andre Le Fuckface: Oct 4, 2008

pik_d posted:

Should have given it to a youth teamer who scored for the U21s or U18s or whatever.

Yeah there was a month recently where the nominations for Reading goals came from the youth teams and hell, even the women's team

# ? Nov 4, 2014 16:04

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:44

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

Yeah there was a month recently where the nominations for Reading goals came from the youth teams and hell, even the women's team

Yeah City includes the non-main teams in their goals of the month videos too.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 16:05

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Barclay's Premier League November: The Funniest Season Ever?

«‹›28 »