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So I was in the kitchen about to put some bacon on the frying pan when I looked through the window and saw a random rear end pick up truck with a trailer sitting in my driveway. I was confused as poo poo about who it may be. While I was squinting to see who was inside the truck a man blew by my from the backyard on one of those landscaper dude type lawn mowers. I was like " who the gently caress was that?" So I decided to investigate further and went to the front door and saw him just mowing my lawn. I did not hire this man and no one else in the house hired this man. I'm fairly confident he is a landscaper and is currently at the wrong house. But I'm not gonna stop him cause I don't want to mow my lawn myself anyway. Mystery Truck In The Driveway: Mystery Man Mowing My Lawn:
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:09 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:05 |
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Uh oh! Looks like something is wrong with his mower!
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:09 |
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Just managed to catch it, but he is now riding his lawn mower off into the woods
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:15 |
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THERE IS NOW A SECOND MAN HERE AND HE IS OUTSIDE THE WINDOWS(98)
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:20 |
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I'm fairly certain one of them saw me. So I tried to take a more stealth picture this time from a vantage point he couldn't see. Calling the FBI as we speak.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:29 |
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Junkfist posted:They are the FBI.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:33 |
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Unsatisfied with just abusing my lawn they have now moved on to attacking my driveway. Note the window shade in the pictures because I am afraid they will catch another glimpse of me and I really don't want them to know I am looking at them from the window while I touch myself.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:38 |
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SaltLick posted:your car is lovely That's my brother's car. My car was a sick Jetta before I totaled it like the pro driver I am.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:42 |
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YourHealthyColon posted:this is probably the most exciting thing to ever happen in that midwestern suburban hellhole I live in a suburb outside of Boston. You know. Probably one of the only decent places to live in America.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:51 |
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You honestly think I haven't contacted them to ask who these mystery men are? They also have no idea. They told me to just let them work and to not bother than and go back to my WoW.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:54 |
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In 2005 I was 14 years old hth. Probably a lot funnier and cooler than you at 14.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:56 |
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:Itt the OP admits he peaked at 14
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 17:58 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:dude op youer house looks pretty nice.. can i come over and stay? Only if you agree to have a sick slumber party where we drink mountain dew, play Halo2, have pillow fights in our PJs, and then in the middle of the night let me wake up to you secretly masturbating on my floor in a sleeping bag cause you think I'm asleep.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:05 |
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Oh snap. I think i may have a real reason to report them now.... http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/brookline/2013/09/brookline_police_arrest_man_after_alleged_leaf_blower_violat.html News posted:Brookline Police arrest man after alleged leaf blower violation
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:20 |
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It appears they have managed to get all the leaves in one location. Probably so I can jump in them because I am a giant man baby who lives with his parents.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:25 |
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Demonachizer posted:Brookline is a super Jewish town abutting Boston with a bunch of wealthy liberals mixed in. This accurately describes my household to the T. Tyvm.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:27 |
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I'm trying to push the envelope here and get a little risky so I took a selfie with the mower man
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:32 |
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More action shots
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc-IJnOVYiM
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QNMJfRN-ck
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:50 |
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CloFan posted:This thread is riveting, Jake Holland Thanks CloFan!
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:51 |
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If you other faggots feel like being doxxing retards you can go watch the other videos on my channel that were taken at my condo that I used to live in for 5 years but then left to recently move back home. (still a man baby tho)
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:52 |
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HollisBrown posted:Did your parents pay your rent? This is important. No I did, but I had 3 roommates and one of them hosed my girlfriend so I moved back home and broke up with her. My life is a joke and I was cucked. The good news is I have a pristine mowed lawn.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:55 |
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Haverchuck posted:why would you volunteer information like this Windows 98 posted:My life is a joke
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:57 |
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UPDATE: They have packed up and left
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:57 |
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Wish I had archives so I could read that thread about the guys neighbor who jacks off with the windows open and he started using a laser pointer at him
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 19:19 |
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Naw I was just casually mentioning it. I have a job and money and could buy archives if I really wanted to. It just was something that I thought of because it was in a similar vein of voyeurism and I have no filter and I post what my brain thinks.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 19:24 |
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1gnoirents posted:and that when I joined SA. makes you think SA made your life gay
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 19:31 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:I had a pissed off neighbor mow my lawn once (It wasn't even high) so I filled up a water balloon, mixed in a little roundup and tossed it into his backyard. Woah. I told u i was hardcore.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 19:47 |
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Lamebot posted:Hate to break it to you. They stole lawn trimmings and other dead plant matter from you. To use for what? Feeding livestock?
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 20:32 |
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They basically committed grass murder. The FBI already knows. The police were informed. I even put a do not disturb thing on my door knob.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 20:52 |
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Wondering how many goons have been posting about my living situation from their parents basements
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 21:27 |
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Windows 98 posted:Wondering how many goons have been posting about my living situation from their parents basements Hint: All of them
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 21:27 |
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The Walking Dad posted:Asbestos removal. https://www.facebook.com/asbestosremovalmemes
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 22:40 |
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 22:41 |
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I am the small single hair
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 23:53 |
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My lawn is looking so good right now
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 04:44 |
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Our
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 04:55 |
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Darth123123 posted:Dad even set your moving out Tupperware box by the door. GTFO That's cat food, dude. For my cats.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 05:16 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Don't even have your own place and you're already on your way to being a crazy cat person. I have 4
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