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MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
1. The Raspberry- Slightly tart and sweet, the perfect blend of flavors.

2. A Jazz Apple- Sweet and juicy without being too sugary like a red delicious. Easily the top apple with only Fuji being in the same class.

3. A Blue berry- Very good for you.

4. A pomegranate- One of the few fruits that can give you a crunch.

5. An Orange- The classic, no matter if you pick Mandarin, navel or anything in between you're in for a treat.




Worst fruit. the banana.

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Tebulot
Apr 25, 2007

im hip now bois

Pillbug
Wrong worst fruit is the durian. It's like a spiky beach ball outer shell with 2 or 3 sacs of white, foul pus that smells like rotten, burnt onion inside.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
1) Loganberries, fond memories of going pick-your-owning and getting these, they're the fruit a raspberry wants to be.
2) A Nice Apple.
3) Lemons, usually good in things.
4) Raisins, can't have an eccles cake without them.
5) Nectarines.

Worst: A Disappointing Apple.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

not in order

bananas
oranges
cloudberries
peach
pears

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

1. Blueberries
2. Blueberries
3. Blueberries
4. Blueberries
5. Raspberries.

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

Tebulot posted:

Wrong worst fruit is the durian. It's like a spiky beach ball outer shell with 2 or 3 sacs of white, foul pus that smells like rotten, burnt onion inside.

I thought about putting it as the worst fruit but I've never tried one. For all I know the garbage pear may be what my life is missing.

psymonkey
May 22, 2006

This post is full of pretty awesome holes. I like all the holes in this post.
how the gently caress do you hate bananas you swine

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
I only eat fruit if it is in Jolly Rancher form.

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

psymonkey posted:

how the gently caress do you hate bananas you swine

I don't hate it, but out of all the fruits I've tried it's the worst. It has a bland sweetness to it with no other characteristics. I won't spit it out or anything, but if I'm somewhere and want some fruit and a person says they have fruit, and I'll be like "What kind of fruit?" and they're like "A banana." I'll be disappointed. I'll still eat it because the worst fruit is better than no fruit, but I'll be disappointed.

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
pineapple is obviously number 1

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
2 and 3 are loving legit op but sorry bananas are also legit

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i appreciate the distinction between fruits and berries OP but i feel you forgot to further distinguish between regular fruits and drupes so i have to vote this thread a 4

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

twig and berries

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Blueberry
Mango
Raspberry
Peach
Pears

Worst fruit of all time:

Cranberry. To quote John Oliver, "it's like a cherry that hates you".

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
1. Mangosteen
2. Mangosteen
3. Mangosteen
4. Mangosteen
5. Mangosteen

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Habanero
Avacado
Jalepeno
Cayenne
Lemon.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Happy Bear Suit posted:

Blueberry
Mango
Raspberry
Peach
Pears

Worst fruit of all time:

Cranberry. To quote John Oliver, "it's like a cherry that hates you".

i like the mango for the first lke 5 bites but then it gets boring, and quickjly. similar to most melons.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
weed
weed
weed
weed
cherries

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Favorite fruits?
1.OP
2.OP
3.OP
4.OP
5. OP
6-nTH : OP

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
1. pineapple
2. gala apple
3. calimyrna figs
4. cranberries
5. bing cherries

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
banana milkshake
orange + mango squash
green starburst
kiwi fruit yoghurt
burger

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Coffee

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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heh
1. Grapple, that poo poo is amazing, look it up.
2. Bananas, they go good in homemade smoothies
3. Cherry, they taste good
4. pomegranate, the more sour they are the better
5. Ghooreh, idk what the hell you people call it but it's basically an unripe grape

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012
In no particular order:

- Pineapples

- Mandarin oranges

- Pears

- Green grapes

- Peaches

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
Yellow Skittle
Purple Skittle
Green Skittle
Orange Skittle
Red Skittle

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
1.Three Olives
2.Three Olives
3.Three Olives
4.Three Olives
5.Three Olives.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

my favorite fruit is the op

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

Parallax Scroll posted:

my favorite fruit is the op

:3:

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

captainoblivious posted:

1.Three Olives
2.Three Olives
3.Three Olives
4.Three Olives
5.Three Olives.

alcoholic or gay????

well its probably both but still

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
pineapple
peach
strawberry
raspberry
pear

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
tomqatoes
avocadoes
grape
not apples

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

1. Raspberries
2. Tomatoes
3. Olives
4. Bananas
5. Grapes

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
1: The Peach.
I refuse to believe there is a flavour in this world to rival that of a perfectly ripe peach.

2: The Strawberry.
While not at the level of godhood occupied by the peach, strawberries are the most powerful of mortal fruit.

3: The Pineapple.
With enzymes that break down your mouth, pineapples are a masochistic food, but the pain is so worth it.

4: The Satsuma.
An across the board improvement on oranges, satsumas are the perfect citrus.

5: The Pear.
A fickle beast, most market pears are mediocre at best. The finest pears are rarely grown as they last just a couple days off the tree, but if you can find someone who grows them, they are a fine fruit indeed.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
1. Guava
2. Strawberry
3. Pear
4. Watermelon
5. Mango

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
bosc pears are a princely fruit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
1. Cranberries
2. Blind Melon
3. Chuck Berry
4. Wild Cherry
5. Bananarama

Worst: Peaches - smells bad now. 

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
wild grapes and blackberries are usually pretty fuckin good too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Pineapples
Bananas
Grapes
Mandarin oranges
Cranberries

One time I tricked my boyfriend into trying a durian candy and then he had the gall to actually LIKE IT. Ugh gross.

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Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
1. Grapes. Grapes are are the crack of fruit and are tasty in both colours which makes you think about race and stuff. They are also important if you want wine. The only bad thing about grapes is grapes from the fridge which don't taste nice and just taste like chilly water. Pair these fuckers up with some cheese for a mouth party.
2. Raspberries. This underdog is nice in yogurt, nice on its own, nice in cakes.
3. Clementines. Will it be sweet, will it be sour? All I know is: It's in my lunch bag!
4. Kiwis. These hairy fuckers look a bit like alien balls, but you can imagine you are a galactic warlord who eats his enemy's balls as their ball blood runs greenly down his chin. I grew up eating the skin which some people think is weird, but it is satisfyingly crunchy.
5.Tomatoes. Can be eaten on their own for a taste explosion, but also the base for almost all the nice foods and also bloody marys.

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