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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Delsaber posted:

Turns out that the actual anonymous Raw GM is "The Old Man in the Cave."

Alan Moore is the anonymous Raw GM?

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Yuriy posted:

Matt Riddle knows the difference between a fake fight and a real fight, that's why he's training at Ring of Honor now

And he never laid a hand on his family, this is bullshit and serves as nothing more than slander to a genuinely cool dude

I'm not surprised you like a family beater.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



triplexpac posted:

It was fun when they teased it being someone big every week. One time he's day "And that's the bottom line cause the Anonymous GM said so" or something. Then he'd say "Everybody has a price". All these teases leading up to finally the big reveal of Hornswoggle.

It's one of those storylines that you ended up feeling insulted that you actually spent time getting invested and curious about it.

I didn't know that about it. That sounds to me like them teasing it being Eugene more than Hornswoggle.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Humphrey Vasel posted:

Wait isn't the old one also I dream of Jeannie?

Yes, and the new one sounds nothing like I Dream of Jeannie.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Smoking Crow posted:

what if it's like a REALLY REALLY GOOD superkick

The only person I buy as having a superkick that is powerful enough to keep anyone down for three is Shawn Michaels, and only when he tunes up the band first :colbert:

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



WrasslorMonkey posted:

Seems like Harper's could keep someone down for a time



Is this not as bad as it looks? Because it seriously seems like he almost decapitates Dean, here.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



The Uso's are some weird mirror universe version of the Young Bucks where everything the Bucks do that is cool is turned super loving lame.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



oatgan posted:

dean gets his hand up but you also gotta factor in that Jon Moxley made his name falling into pits of light tubs and getting tangled up in barbed wire

That's true. I'm mostly glad he got signed by WWE so he didn't end up just dying in some guys barn while wrestling for $200 or whatever in CZW.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



DM Punk posted:

WWE firing Punk via Fedex on his WEDDING DAY is just....jesus christ.

Was he so much fired or did his contract just run out and they didn't renew it due to his walking out?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



DM Punk posted:

He got married in mid June, his contract was up in July.

Ha ha gently caress. Total Bischoff then, yeah.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



keevo posted:

Too bad we wont get Vince addressing this when he does his podcast with Stone Cold.

Here, I'll simulate this for you:

I didn't screw CM Punk. CM Punk screwed CM Punk. I have no sympathy for CM Punk.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mr. Maggy posted:

like any self respecting person would attend a hockey game

now excuse me while i order tickets for RAW

I don't think that was the point he was trying to make there.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



dsriggs posted:

Yuriy wrong about thing.

I'm loving shocked by this turn of events even more than anything Punk said in this interview.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mr. Carlisle posted:

You're probably one of the last people that should be doing jokes about someone saying something wrong or bad

At least I'm aware that I'm an rear end in a top hat.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Yuriy posted:

You're getting to be more annoying than LividLiquid, it's really quite an accomplishment and I liked it better when you just stuck to posting about your weird emilie autumn obsession and getting mocked for it

I have you blocked, but when people keep quoting you and the discussion devolves to "Yuriy said something stupid" I mainly only post just to annoy you. So I'm glad that this hasn't all been for nothing and I'm succeeding.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mr. Carlisle posted:

Is that a new record for quickest time to puppetmaster defense

I don't know that "intentionally trolling one guy" counts as puppetmaster defense.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Keg posted:

What is wrong with your brain?

Like I said earlier, I'm an rear end in a top hat.

E: But you're right. I'm in a lovely mood today and shouldn't be trying to do any of this poo poo. I'm gonna leave for a bit before this gets worse for all of us (me digging a hole and you having to read my posts).

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Jiro posted:

Ryback, Aksana and Rusef.

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is safe.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Gonzo McFee posted:

Oh yeah, Raw. Anybody making a thread for that? It's usually up an hour before...

WWE Raw Discussion For 12/1 Is CM Punk Chants All Night Long

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