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snodig posted:What I need help with: talk about school or movies or shared interests?? need to know more about you/ this girl/ how you met/ your living circumstances/your drug alcohol fun sexual history to make an informed decision Let her pass out on the couch dont make her leave idiota!!
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iTrust posted:Girls are not raid bosses Nah they are the ones who steal all the loot after you kill the boss.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:49
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Well my point is that I watch films, not movies. I don't care for "blockbusters" like titanic.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:51
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snodig posted:Well my point is that I watch films, not movies. I don't care for "blockbusters" like titanic. Watch Drive with her OP, I'm sure you will find it easy to relate to the main character.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:52
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"so" called "block busters" like "james" camerons titanic 
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Dec 19, 2014 00:53
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Avatar was garbage but titanic is pretty good.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:54
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go poopie in your panties
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Dec 19, 2014 00:55
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When in doubt, Whip it out! Make sure you fluff first though. A simple hand in the pants and pretending to "adjust" yourself should do the trick. Just make sure you do it fast so she doesn't catch on to what you're doing. You want it to be a surprise. Girls LOVE surprises.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:58
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Can you give us more background on yourself and this girl OP?
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Dec 19, 2014 00:59
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on the off chance this is real, don't ask her to leave for gently caress's sake.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:01
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also on the off chance this is real you won't have to ask her to leave you'll scare her off anyway so don't bother thinking about it
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Dec 19, 2014 01:01
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After you have finished eating the soup and you want her to leave tell her that the secret ingredient in that soup was  This usually works
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Dec 19, 2014 01:02
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I'm going to use kiehl's rare earth pore cleansing masque and a origins mega-mushroom relief face cream before bed tonight. Just throwing that out there. How long does a date usually last? I'm trying to plan my day beyond just the date. killaer posted:Can you give us more background on yourself and this girl OP? Could you be more specific?
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Dec 19, 2014 01:02
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snodig posted:What I need help with: OP your buddy Duane's got your back, don't even worry. CONVERSATION TOPICS: - Gamergate: Show her you are a sensitive gamer who understands the plight of feminism. - The failing Russian economy: Discuss global economics with her, and you two can make fun predictions for the fall of the ruble. - How you didn't put bacon in your clam chowder. - Discuss the thread you made on the internet forum where you paid $10 to a man in Missouri to post upon. TRANSITION PHASES: - Arrival: Tell her how pretty she looks in her hijab. Alternatively, if you want to appear sensitive to her muslimness, provide her with a headscarf that she may wear when shaming her family. - Eating: Pull out her chair, and when she is about to sit down, pull it away from her. Women love a man with a sense of humour. - After the meal: Politely wait for her to clear the table and wash the dishes. I mean, that's only fair. - Between the meal and you asking her to leave: Put on some music, I take it by your refusal of suggestions that you already have chosen the correct soundtrack for your date. This of course is Neil Young's 1982 masterpiece, Trans, featuring such hits as "Transformer Man" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eblFQppJfyg - Asking her to leave: Yawn loudly, and state that you have to be up early. If she's a keeper, she will understand that you are a busy man and have work to do. Give her a tap on the buttocks on her way out. Kissing on the first date is an affront to Allah, and she will admire your restraint and cultural sensitivity.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:04
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If you run out of things to say just start reciting stand-up routines. Maybe some Louis CK or Bill Burr. Ladies love an
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Dec 19, 2014 01:04
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oh man if you actually have to plan out conversations you're so, so hosed
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Dec 19, 2014 01:06
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poop all overyourself and on her just smear that stuff everywhere
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Dec 19, 2014 01:08
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snodig posted:I'm going to use kiehl's rare earth pore cleansing masque and a origins mega-mushroom relief face cream before bed tonight. Just throwing that out there. What are your interests? Do you go to school, work? how old are you? What do you do in your free time? how did you meet this girl? First date? Ex girlfriends? Favorite music, sports, hobbies, etc??? just curious
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Dec 19, 2014 01:09
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you guys are all loving up the nights feature track, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFKUnfwBPTU
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Literal Carehaver posted:poop all overyourself and on her just smear that stuff everywhere mark her with ur scent to scare off competing mates
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Dec 19, 2014 01:11
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OP have you considered lateral crab-like movements and possibly throwing leaves in air???
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Dec 19, 2014 01:15
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Thank you, Duane Walker. Here are my comments to some of your points: "How you didn't put bacon in your clam chowder." Actually, I thought about that. I was thinking "should I look for a substitute to bacon or just cancel it fully?" I cancelled it. The thing is, I don't know if they are allowed to eat substitute bacon. "After the meal: Politely wait for her to clear the table and wash the dishes. I mean, that's only fair." I was hoping this was something we could do together. The Protagonist posted:oh man No. If I don't plan anything I will be hosed. The whole reason you plan something is so you don't get hosed.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:15
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just say whatever you are thinking as soon as you think it like, if inside your head you start thinking "man it sure would be funny if" just say that out loud also make sure you ask her about BDSM or any other taboo topics so that way she knows you're not the quiet type of person who over analyses everything before he says it goonspeed, young goon
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Dec 19, 2014 01:16
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snodig posted:
The whole reason you date is so you get hosed, hth.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:21
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snodig posted:No. If I don't plan anything I will be hosed. The whole reason you plan something is so you don't get hosed. Hmm yes, definitely plan it all really carefully, and then show her how meticulous you were in your planning 
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Dec 19, 2014 01:21
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get really heated about israel palestine and start banging ur fists on the table/bending silverware/overturning soup bowls
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Dec 19, 2014 01:23
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really classy soup spoons carefully ordered for the stages of eating the cheese soup
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Dec 19, 2014 01:24
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serve the bean pie and as shes eating it stare at her and say "your going to fart so much later hahhaa" and then lick ur lips real slow
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Dec 19, 2014 01:27
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Good opening lines: * Great bean soup, isn't it? * How do you enjoy the soup? * Many people don't know this, but you can find recipes for soup online (note: smile) * How was the soup? Sorry, how is the soup? * Do you like solid foods, or just this soup? Am I right?
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Dec 19, 2014 01:29
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snodig posted:Well my point is that I watch films, not movies. I don't care for "blockbusters" like titanic. Unless you're watching it on 16mm, it's a movie, or "motion picture" if you will. Film is a format, not a distinction for good motion pictures.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:31
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stick it in her p--forbidden lesbian posted:stick it in her pooper then punch her in the oval office, sever, and nuke her from orbit with fire. also leave your door open.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:31
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I'm going grocery shopping soon and I'm genuinely excited because my shopping list is quite impressive. By the way, I just thought of something: I will not put any snacks on the table. I want to see how she reacts to no servings beyond the meal I give her. I was also thinking of turning the music off to see if we can get any interesting conversation going. If it gets awkward of uncomfortable I'll break the ice with some laughter. Anyway, I'm going to update later/tomorrow with music playlist, food ingredients, temperature settings etc so you can get an idea of how things are at my end. I'm still accepting suggestions in regards to conversation topics.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:32
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kill her tyhen yoursel;f
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Dec 19, 2014 01:33
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ask her how she feels about lower taxes, and segue into asking if she is a goon
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Dec 19, 2014 01:35
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if she asks you about the newspapers all over the floor just tell her you have a shih tzu, then when she asks to see it tell her it's way in the back and that's your opening
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Dec 19, 2014 01:38
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snodig posted:I'm going to use kiehl's rare earth pore cleansing masque and a origins mega-mushroom relief face cream before bed tonight. Just throwing that out there.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:39
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Ask her how she feels about untreated mental illness.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:40
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poo poo talk about Israel the entire time, this was how I banged the last muslim women I thought was hot.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:41
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snodig posted:Well my point is that I watch films, not movies. I don't care for "blockbusters" like titanic. what
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