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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Jalopy, next year I'll let you borrow me for such occasions - I'll step in as the girlfriend your Nanna wished you had, and [now] apparently do have. :D

The only problem I see with that cunning plan is that you're gonna be majorly pissed off when the inevitable happens: Nans will be charmed by me, bequeathing all her worldly possessions to me in her Will.

Then you'll be left with a pseudo-girlfriend that yourself and rest of the family hates, but whom now-deceased Nanna adored.

But, them's the breaks, eh?

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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

jalopybrown posted:

Any unsullied not a whore goonettes or troons want to extend the offer though?

Lol you beastly man!

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Shadow posted:

I'm 33 now and have no intention of dragging out a relationship to several months or a year just so I give off the illusion of "settling down." Quite frankly I find that poo poo childish. If I know there's no future, I'd rather kill the thread rather than lead someone on.

If I was a 12.5 years Goon veteran, I reckon I'd be slipping forum references into everyday situations too. :D

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

HEY VAPER posted:

i brought a troon to xmas dinner but grandma recognized her as my childhood friend greg

Either Granny's got cracking eyesight for her age or Gregina is.. just.. I dunno.. really bad at it.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Shadow posted:

A more appropriate term in that case would have been "SEVER" :eng101:

Lol yep, Shadow.. stick with "kill the thread" over "sever ties" though, it's delightfully endearingly goonish. :D

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