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Klezmer. I'm so sick of hearing klezmer in songs. Yeah, we get it, Kanye and Nicki Minaj have both transformed popular music through their brilliant use of klezmer, but can we just stop? Please? I swear if I hear another club track built around a klezmer beat on the radio I am going to scream.
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Dear black people: Please stop rapping about Ireland, and how you want to return to your Irish homeland, and the rolling green hills of Ireland. Also, can we just stop having pennywhistle in hip-hop? Thanks.
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Jan 4, 2015 15:36
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Heath posted:Do you have an example of what this is
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Jan 4, 2015 15:37
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satanic splash-back posted:those are words, not sounds. i cant hear words wtf
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Jan 4, 2015 15:40
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The Arcade Fire: [20-minute instrumental track about human rights abuses in Myanmar] Me: "gently caress off, MRA PUAs."
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Jan 4, 2015 15:41
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Rapman the Cook posted:Standard tuning.
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Jan 4, 2015 15:43
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qntm posted:When people rhyme "night" with "light" egg/leg peanut/seen it bat/cat -- Lorde uses this one all the time and I hate it orange/duck l'orange intangible/indisputable
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Jan 4, 2015 15:47
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Chuck Berry: "Wow, I sure can't wait to use all these pentatonic scales and ruin music forever!"
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Jan 4, 2015 15:51
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boethius posted:Come up into the club, squeak that doorhinge
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Jan 4, 2015 15:53
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I swear to god if I hear another remix of Greensleeves on the radio I am going to scream.
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Jan 4, 2015 16:00
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Dear Modest Mouse band members: Please stop running out from behind trees or bushes to yell things at me. Please don't do it. It scares me, and I don't like it. Please stop.
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Jan 4, 2015 17:53
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Just once I want to turn on the radio and not hear John Philip Sousa marches.
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Jan 4, 2015 17:55
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Ball Cupper posted:I know it's hip to have post-modern interpretations of the nature of man in music nowadays, but does there have to be all that loving Mongolian chanting?
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Jan 4, 2015 17:57
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comes along bort posted:especially in gospel
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Jan 4, 2015 18:15
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Can we, collectively, please stop writing songs about the untimely death of William Henry Harrison?
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Jan 4, 2015 18:22
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kustomkarkommando posted:I'm sick of all these bands writing songs mocking me personally who pretend like they've never heard of me when I write them angry letters.
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Jan 4, 2015 18:31
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I'm sick of microphones, amplification, and recording equipment of any kind. It's unnatural.
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Jan 4, 2015 19:06
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Literal Carehaver posted:"yeeeah" as a part of lyrics
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Jan 4, 2015 19:12
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Nigmaetcetera posted:everything except klezmer
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Jan 4, 2015 19:45
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Words that should be banned in music: sparkle, aggressive, cling, pulley, investigate, pork.
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Jan 4, 2015 21:25
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Idiot Kicker posted:Taylor Swift is the biggest cliche in music
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Jan 4, 2015 22:36
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Disgusting Coward posted:Trying too hard.
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Jan 4, 2015 23:00
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[in Gauntlet voice]: Poster... GOT the joke!
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Jan 4, 2015 23:13
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Quote-Unquote posted:You chop those carrots and you soak those beans
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Jan 5, 2015 00:39
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Robbie Fowler posted:Anything from Mumford and Sons
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Jan 5, 2015 00:48
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If I hear another DJ remix "Peaches" by the Presidents of the United States I am going to lose it. I am literally going to lose it.
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Jan 5, 2015 01:00
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Just because it's trendy to be Zoroastrian doesn't mean every song has to be about Ahura Mazda.
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Jan 5, 2015 12:23
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Iggy Koopa posted:every post by factsareuseless in this thread has been fantastic Edit: I'd also like to thank the people who do get jokes, and make them, for being cool and good.
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Jan 5, 2015 12:34
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boethius posted:Too many cadenzas.
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Jan 5, 2015 12:38
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boethius posted:I know, right! Still, I'm glad they used this song in the most recent Chipmunks movie.
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Jan 5, 2015 12:42
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I wish Donald Glover would stop writing songs about Weird Twitter.
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Jan 5, 2015 12:44
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Okay, Red Hot Chili Peppers, we get it. You're from California. But could you please stop putting the words "close the borders" in all your songs?
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Jan 5, 2015 12:45
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Ever since Talking Heads got big again, everyone thinks it's cool to be autistic. The big suit man might seem cool, but let me tell you: he's not.
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Jan 5, 2015 12:53
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Things I want more of: principles of graphic design explained in songs. Things I want less of: fake record sleeves full of HIV-infected blood that sprays out.
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Jan 5, 2015 19:02
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Twitch posted:I'm not even fakeposting here, whenever I hear current top 40 country music it just sounds like a robot coldly saying offensive things about poor white people over variations on the Meow Mix song.
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Jan 5, 2015 19:46
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Puppy Galaxy posted:guest verses from senate majority leader mitch mcconnell. he's not even good at rap, i dont get it.
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Jan 5, 2015 19:48
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"Black Nerdcore?" I wasn't aware Donald Glover was that obscure.
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Jan 5, 2015 19:53
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I'm tired of the beating of his horrible heart.
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Jan 5, 2015 20:46
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I'm tired of that one Zammuto track everyone keeps sampling, you know the one.
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Jan 5, 2015 23:02
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To the musician driving the white Acura: Your lights are on. Also, please stop making songs about how the Bitterroot Mountains are beautiful and the Rockies are overrated. This is not a rivalry that is relevant to most of America, and the batteries in your car are going to die. Please handle these two situations.
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