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I have a sheet of plastic I lay down first.
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:this is why i only have sex in my girlfriends bed
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Jan 7, 2015 05:25
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Make your girlfriend lay in the wet spot
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Jan 7, 2015 05:28
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Noblesse Obliged posted:dont gently caress where you sleep. thats against feng shui That's why I prefer the Greyhound station bathroom.
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Jan 7, 2015 05:29
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exspurt analcyst posted:That's why I prefer the Greyhound station bathroom. Ha, that's exactly why I avoid loving in the greyhound bathroom
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Jan 7, 2015 05:32
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Noblesse Obliged posted:dont gently caress where you sleep. thats against feng shui Also a good way to have awkward situations with the roomies and need to move out mid-month.
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Jan 7, 2015 05:35
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Speleothing posted:Also a good way to have awkward situations with the roomies and need to move out mid-month. Been there done that It was poo poo don't gently caress housemates
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Jan 7, 2015 05:37
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just do the ploughing back at her apartment problem solved
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Jan 7, 2015 06:06
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Stop the Scrotes posted:Ha, that's exactly why I avoid loving in the greyhound bathroom That's where I sleep and I can totally hear u gettin banged in the utility closet
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Jan 7, 2015 06:21
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Make your girlfriend lay in the wet spot rub her nose in it
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Secks Cauldron posted:Have sex in the shower then. This is the answer.
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Jan 7, 2015 06:36
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that feel when you're worried the wet spot will lead to pregnancy
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Jan 7, 2015 06:41
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lmao @ any goon who hasnt dug a cum pit in their room (special pit where u gently caress ur lovers and allow gallon after gallon of thick hot cum to build up)
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Cyberball 2072 posted:I have a sheet of plastic I lay down first. chafing will ensue unless you liberally apply baby powder. Lubricant would also protect against chafing, and is unquestionably more fun, but lubricant applied in this manner would defeat the purpose of the protective sheet because it would get all over everything in the room and probably make your condom fall off. You could alternately create an elegant chamber out of visqueen and duct tape and get a vasectomy...then you could slosh around in all the lubricant you wanted to. True story.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:34
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Just febreeze that poo poo OP. btw the skin/hair/sweat/soil you excrete when you sleep normally is prob just as gross tbh.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:42
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LOL What a good thread! I'm reposting this to my reddit!
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Aferisan posted:LOL What a good thread! I'm reposting this to my reddit!
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Make your girlfriend lay in the wet spot Hey, she made it.
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Jan 7, 2015 20:08
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Make your girlfriend lay in the wet spot You can also be subtle about it and just gently caress in whatever side of the bed they normally sleep on.
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Jan 7, 2015 20:13
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wear a condom, it's just as good
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Jan 7, 2015 20:19
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Kimmalah posted:You can also be subtle about it and just gently caress in whatever side of the bed they normally sleep on.
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Kimmalah posted:You can also be subtle about it and just gently caress in whatever side of the bed they normally sleep on. This guy gets it.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:just liquid treat some silk sheets and watch it pool in the middle like a blob of mercury and after a while when you sleep you are like emperor chin
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Jan 7, 2015 20:49
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put down a towel first, geez
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Jan 7, 2015 21:11
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why don't you have sex on top of your mom she needs the washing
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lmao @ any goon who hasnt dug a cum pit in their room (special pit where u gently caress ur lovers and allow gallon after gallon of thick hot cum to build up) Yeah, how else are you supposed to trap tigers?
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lmao @ any goon who hasnt dug a cum pit in their room (special pit where u gently caress ur lovers and allow gallon after gallon of thick hot cum to build up)
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Jan 7, 2015 21:27
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call me naive but i dont know what you guys are even talking about... sex? heh what is that about?
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toggle posted:call me naive but i dont know what you guys are even talking about... sex? heh what is that about? Its like a video game, only worse, because you aren't allowed to eat doritoes/chug mountain dew while doing it.
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Jan 7, 2015 21:34
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glowing-fish posted:Its like a video game, only worse, because you aren't allowed to eat doritoes/chug mountain dew while doing it. do you get powerups ?
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Jan 7, 2015 21:36
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just cover your bed in plastic ya dumdum
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Jan 7, 2015 21:39
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have had sex with myself many times, have not changed sheets in months.
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Jan 7, 2015 21:42
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What is the best way to get hot watermelon stains out of bedsheets, OP? You seem like a guy in the know
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numberoneposter posted:loving patriarch does it again Misandry 
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glowing-fish posted:Its like a video game, only worse, because you aren't allowed to eat doritoes/chug mountain dew while doing it. Says who?
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Jan 7, 2015 22:23
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Honestly, the "sheets problem" is more the sweatiness than the ejaculate.
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Speleothing posted:Honestly, the "sheets problem" is more the sweatiness than the ejaculate. True, the whole bed gets damp if you move around enough.
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glowing-fish posted:Its like a video game, only worse, because you aren't allowed to eat doritoes/chug mountain dew while doing it. lol ur a beta bitch if youre not laying in bed eating greeay chips while a bitch rides ur dick
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Keep lots of pot plants in your bedroom so you can ring out your damp sheets into them
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that loving reminds me I got cheetos yum yum.
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