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Uncle at Nintendo posted:mike tyson Yeah but I heard an unsourced quote from an internet person that Lee could kick faster than the eye could see. That seems like a pretty legit advantage.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2RxpsS639I
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Jan 18, 2015 00:34
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Slow, dumb dude.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:34
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Phoon posted:mike tyson probably punches faster but bruce lee knew a better variety of martial arts whereas tyson can basically just do the one thing so i think lee would win Agreed.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:36
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Lee said boxers were dangerous since they just focused on knocking people the gently caress out. My money is still on Lee though. I'm sort of channeling a thread from like three or four years ago, in which someone said that a blow to the head hurts, no matter who you are. Mike Tyson, thousandTime Heavyweight Champion of the World, would be totally useless if you got kicking involved.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:38
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Ein cooler Typ posted:In a boxing match or just fighting however you can It would be unfair to Lee to just make it a straight up boxing match. Let's say it's no holds barred.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:39
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Torka posted:how many real full contact fights was bruce lee actually in Someone posted a video once that had him in a martial arts tourney or something. I seem to remember him doing okay.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:41
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Amateur Saboteur posted:don't kicks leave you extremely overextended and vurnerable also? If you're a loving pussy, maybe.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:41
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Torka posted:so eye gouging and wound hooking etc. are allowed? that'd be pretty horrible to watch I think probably now that we're in the year 2015 we can't really be squeamish about our blood sports. We all know that those dudes are going to be retarded for life so wgaf?
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Jan 18, 2015 00:43
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enraged_camel posted:bruce lee was a martial arts master. he did some acting but it wasn't his main thing. Agreed.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:43
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VendaGoat posted:So, they'll be posting on this site within a year or two Probably not. For the privilege of getting retarded they also earn millions of dollars so hopefully they'll die of an overdose or from super hooker aids or whatever.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:45
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Yes, according to one of Bruce Lee's books. I don't really understand, then. It's clear to me that Bruce Lee would beat Mike Tyson in a NHB throwdown. But if your're just keeping things to punching then it seems like Tyson would have a clear advantage.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:47
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Well, Bruce Lee is dead and Tyson isn't so I guess Tyson wins by default.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:47
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johnny sack posted:How though? Some martial art move that breaks Tyson's leg before he punches Lee or what? Probably. I'm not a loving karate master, man. I'm just saying that a little guy with pluck and slick moves could easily beat Mike Tyson, who sucks.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:51
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Torka posted:yeah if it was sport fighting rules (no eyes, balls etc.) I'd say tyson but if you're allowing them to do any hosed up poo poo they want I'm not sure What hosed up poo poo do you think Bruce Lee could have done to "Iron" Mike Tyson?
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Jan 18, 2015 00:52
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TEAYCHES posted:could bruce lee and mike tyson in their prime, if they teamed up, win against a gorilla? i think they could Did you ever see "congo" remember that scene where the gorilla does the double fisted headsmash move?
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Jan 18, 2015 00:54
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Torka posted:grabbed and ripped off his balls like a chimp or stuck his fingers in his eyes, there's a lot of crazy poo poo you can do if there are no rules I don't know, man. If there are no rules, i'm kind of concerned that Mike Tyson might think of similarly hosed up poo poo to do to Bruce Lee.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:55
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itsgotmetoo posted:it would be a lot easier for mike tyson to rip off bruce lees balls than vice versa Racist.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:56
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The Sphinxster posted:I am 100% positive that unless they were in an elevator or something Lee could run away effectively. Trying to use guile to make up for 70 pounds of muscle would probably not work out too well. We're talking about a fight, bitch. Not a track meet.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:57
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mr.capps posted:Look all I am saying is after a while they would be saying Bruised Knees instead of Bruce Lee after what Tyson would do to him  You can't actually punch people in the knees in boxing.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:58
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mr.capps posted:All I am going to say, about this theoretical bout, is that they would say Mike Tyson should work for Tyson Foods, because he turned Bruce Lee into a Tyson Chicken. Thank god.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:59
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Torka posted:just to make this hypothetical even dumber can we say that whoever wins has to fight an alpha silverback afterwards Bruce Lee would easily win with Kung Fu magic, and because asians don't have buttholes.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:00
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TEAYCHES posted:goons are retarded if they lived in biblical times theyd be betting on goliath because bigger = always better hurr Well, when you're in a fight, without technological interference, that's usually the case. Unless you have sick loving Karate training like Bruce Lee.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:01
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The Sphinxster posted:I saw Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story so I know that if the battle took a supernatural turn that Bruce Lee would be more at home. Racist.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:10
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SirDan3k posted:This was settled more then a decade ago when people of this very forum started quoting from the art of jeet kune do to prove that Bruce Lee believed in cheating like a mother fucker and would just run Mike Tyson over with a truck. "A hypothetical was settled by people on this very forum. "
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Jan 18, 2015 01:11
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mr.capps posted:really though ali would beat both, i mean ali even beat superman I would kick Ali's rear end so hard (in his current state).
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Jan 18, 2015 01:13
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:One of Bruce Lee's actual fights got him to emphasize cardio training and endurance because the guy he was fighting ran away like a bitch and Bruce had to spend an extra five minutes running him down to beat his rear end instead of settling things in under a minute like he preferred. Well, that settles it. Bruce Lee is clearly the better fighter. You can all stop blowing Mike Tyson.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:14
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Fullhouse posted:dang I was gonna post this I liked this movie. But I don't know, man. Tyson was way faster and more aggressive than rando dude v karate man.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:23
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Fullhouse posted:for real in the movie where bruce lee fights chuck norris he kicks chuck in the face like 5 times within a second that poo poo is crazy I don't care how little he is Another thing that happened in movies is that Keanu Reeves punched god in the face. Don't be childish man human beings have limits.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:25
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I like to think Bruce and Mike would settle whatever difference they had with their words like mature adults. I mean obviously that would be ideal. I was just saying that hypothetically if they had to fight each other professionally.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:26
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:If Tyson could close the distance and get within his strike range it'd be brutal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXHJempvayI Bruce Lee is too maneuverable and experienced to let that happen though. Surely thousandTime World Champion boxer Mike Tyson never met another quick, experienced fighter.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:28
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Mine was a hypothetical too because Tyson has a lot of trouble using his words in everyday situations let alone conflict resolution. LOL. Getting punched in the face hurts. Not just in the immediate sense, but it rattles your brain around, probably enough to make you mistake the concepts of rape and love.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:40
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Fullhouse posted:keanu reeves is a bullshit computer enhanced kung fu man while bruce lee did all his own moves and slowed some of them down so the lovely 1970's cameras could actually see what the hell he was doing. he real fast Mike Tyson was also real fast. Unless you're suggesting that Bruce Lee had special limb muscles that made him able to punch or kick faster than the eye could see, STFU, gaywad. Let's keep this rational.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:42
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Torka posted:this thread made me realize I've never been punched really hard in the face, I wonder what that feels like It loving blows, dog. Don't even try it.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:43
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Tyson would DESTROY Bruce Lee. Racist.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:43
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Torka posted:you're a prison guard right? I think I remember you saying that in D&D It's happened once or twice. Never been concussed though. So if you except almost certain alcohol damage i'm probably okay.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:46
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Drunk Nerds posted:Lol at all the people saying Mike Tyson was one of the best boxers of all time. You're like the third of fourth loving dude to mention Ali in this thread. I don't really have any opinion about him. Just know that he's a stone cold retard now, and Mike Tyson is at least semi coherent. Even has hobbies like pigeons and acting in Adult Swim cartoons and poo poo. So it kind of sounds like Tyson could dodge punches better.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:49
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LegoPirateNinja posted:if a 140lb pro boxer could beat a 210lb pro boxer, they wouldn't have weight classes ergo bruce lee doesnt have a chance in a straight fistfight owing to the fact that he was a human being not a magical chinaman. Magical chinaman, tho.
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Fullhouse posted:not the human eye, you double gaywad, the garbage film cameras they used in the late 60's/early 70's. A big part of bruce lee's mystique is that there's very little actual footage of him doing any cool kung fu stuff because film was expensive and terrible until the last few years he was alive, and then he died. Dude got into an absolute ton of fights when he was a smartass hong kong street rat and developed his own fighting style to basically be the best at street fighting but ofc there aren't random youtube videos of him beating up guys in an alley That's incredibly fascinating. So in your mind is "rumble in the bronx" like the same thing as a heavyweight boxing match?
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