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The Keurig that I got for Christmas last year is going in the garbage today. It stopped putting out full mugs of coffee despite the vinegar I put through it to the point that today a "full" cup of coffee made about 2 tablespoons.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:22
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a child somewhere died in the time it took u to post this
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Jan 18, 2015 13:23
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consider though that a keurig is guiltier of the worse sin of being a device that's managed to convince you that paying for coffee by the cup in your own home is a good idea.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:27
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Keurig has loving DRM on coffee shots.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:28
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Its not planned obsolescence if it takes a poo poo and dies less than a month after you get it.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:31
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hemophilia posted:consider though that a keurig is guiltier of the worse sin of being a device that's managed to convince you that paying for coffee by the cup in your own home is a good idea. they make this odd adapter to use your own foldgers beans but it makes your coffee taste like watered down poo poo.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:35
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I used to drink coffee every morning but this machine has made it such a loving hassle that I can't remember the last time I touched it.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:36
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Universe Master posted:Keurig has loving DRM on coffee shots.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:38
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throw some loving instant coffee in a mug and splash some boiling water over it there's your morning coffee you cunts; you're doing it for the caffeine, gently caress the taste
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Jan 18, 2015 13:43
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Jan 18, 2015 13:44
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Oberleutnant posted:throw some loving instant coffee in a mug and splash some boiling water over it
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Jan 18, 2015 13:47
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Oberleutnant posted:throw some loving instant coffee in a mug and splash some boiling water over it this is how i live
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Jan 18, 2015 13:47
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just get an aeropress it's like 18 dollars or some poo poo and makes real good single cups of coffee with minimal effort if your a coffee snob just make sure to have a bean grinder at home and between these two things you really have to be one anal mother fucker to be unhappy with the cup of coffee you make i will admit though the aeropress sucks rear end for making multiple cups if you have company a lot. youll need something else
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Jan 18, 2015 13:47
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Just learn to make coffee 
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Jan 18, 2015 13:48
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Oberleutnant posted:throw some loving instant coffee in a mug and splash some boiling water over it Might as well just oral syringe some grain alcohol with the boys after work and start ingesting soylent exclusively!
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Jan 18, 2015 13:49
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percolators taste like butthole what are you living in the 1950s i mean they are ok if you like your coffee to taste like a highway pit stop diners sludge i guess. if you are ok with that then yeah percolate on dawg
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Jan 18, 2015 13:49
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Damo posted:just get an aeropress it's like 18 dollars or some poo poo and makes real good single cups of coffee with minimal effort Agreed. It's good.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:49
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Oberleutnant posted:there's your morning coffee you cunts; you're doing it for the caffeine, gently caress the taste The kind of self-absorbed morons that buy these coffee machines will try to tell you that it's all about the taste, and that people drink coffee because it tastes good.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:50
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I can't tell the difference between instant coffee and "good" coffee same with cheap wine and expensive wine, it all tastes exactly the same
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Jan 18, 2015 13:51
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theperminator posted:The kind of self-absorbed morons that buy these coffee machines will try to tell you that it's all about the taste, and that people drink coffee because it tastes good. yeah like my housemate who claims that he craves cigarettes because the mouthfeel of the smoke is so good or something, fucken idiot
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Jan 18, 2015 13:52
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Yeah, aeropress owns.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:52
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mookface posted:Might as well just oral syringe some grain alcohol with the boys after work and start ingesting soylent exclusively!
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Jan 18, 2015 13:53
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Torka posted:I can't tell the difference between instant coffee and "good" coffee stop smoking
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Jan 18, 2015 13:54
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theperminator posted:The kind of self-absorbed morons that buy these coffee machines will try to tell you that it's all about the taste, and that people drink coffee because it tastes good. It does taste good and lovely coffee is terrible
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Jan 18, 2015 14:02
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mookface posted:Might as well just oral syringe some grain alcohol with the boys after work and start ingesting soylent exclusively!
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Jan 18, 2015 14:03
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I have no opinion on coffee, but my studio monitors started dying a while back. Turns out the psu cooks components around it before it too dies. Failure by poo poo design atleast.
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Jan 18, 2015 14:04
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Guavanaut posted:lol if you're not butt chugging grain alcohol It is the most efficienct way to ingest the alcohol
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Jan 18, 2015 14:12
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mookface posted:It is the most efficienct way to ingest the alcohol Works for many other drugs too, I think we've been doing it wrong all along.
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Jan 18, 2015 14:18
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MR. Coffee is where it is at. I do not give a flying gently caress about french presses or whatever. Gimme that Mista Coff copper filter poo poo.
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Jan 18, 2015 14:19
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W424 posted:Works for many other drugs too, I think we've been doing it wrong all along. e: Back on topic: quote:On 4 June 1942 Pharmacist's Mate Edwin Miller was stationed on Sand Island (part of the Midway Atoll) and was making ready for the expected Japanese attack. Miller prepared undrinkably strong coffee which, he claimed, was to be used in an "old fashioned" treatment for shock - administration of strong coffee through the rectum via a Murphy drip. When the attack got underway, Miller was joined by his commanding officer and doctor in charge, Lieutenant Commander A. E. Ady, who did not appear to know the medical purpose of the coffee and asked for some to be poured. Miller thought that it would be amusing to let his commander drink it, but made the mistake of also drinking some himself. Dr. Ady continued to tell jokes throughout the attack. Miller, however, paid for his practical joke and was sick. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Jan 18, 2015 14:26
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just a regular coffee maker is pretty cool you know. The ones where you buy ground beans, some of which are nice enough, and filters are cheap. try it guys. your morning drink doesn't need to be gourmet but it should probably be better than a dirty sock (instant coffee)
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Jan 18, 2015 14:29
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you deserve this for buying a keurig you consumerist tool don't blame the manufacturer or some grand design conspiracy you brought this upon yourself
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Jan 18, 2015 14:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhm0BfyqlIE
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Jan 18, 2015 14:56
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keurigs are for idiots who prefer cute gadgets and gimmicks over actual coffee just get a french press or a pourover stand instead and save the lattes for the coffee shops with real machines
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Jan 18, 2015 14:59
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It did you a favor. Get a Nespresso, OP. Edit: get an original line, not the new larger Nespresso things.
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Jan 18, 2015 15:01
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someone gave me a keurig and it failed after 2 months and after like 5 minutes on the phone with them they replaced it under the warranty specifically designed to replace things when they break unexpectedly within the first year it was pretty cool i found out recently that most things come with warranties its pretty nuts
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Jan 18, 2015 15:04
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FordPRefectLL posted:someone gave me a keurig and it failed after 2 months and after like 5 minutes on the phone with them they replaced it under the warranty specifically designed to replace things when they break unexpectedly within the first year it was pretty cool nah just throw it in the garbage
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Jan 18, 2015 15:04
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Paging Three Olives to Keurig thread. Paging Three Olives to Keurig thread. Please pick up the mauve phone.
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Jan 18, 2015 15:07
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that being said i probably won't buy another keurig it's just been pretty convenient
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Jan 18, 2015 15:08
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*sips his french pressed coffee* this stupid 10 dollar french press will likely work until i drop the glass, enjoy your lovely consumer trap 'goods'
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