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southern by the grace of God. if you're from above teh mason-dixon line, you're trash, and not really american.
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: gay by choice
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:03 |
what if i was born above the mason dixon line, but my mom's whole side of the family is native southerners? what does that make me?
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:05 |
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More like the south already rose again. Where's the new Sherman? We need another march to the sea
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:06 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:what if i was born above the mason dixon line, but my mom's whole side of the family is native southerners? what does that make me? mud blood
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:06 |
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my ancestors made a huge mistake by coming to america
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:10 |
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check out these motherfuckin landscapes and buildings and history and poo poo
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:12 |
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The South only says what the rest of us are always thinking: TURN LEFT! (Assuming we're talking about NASCAR, but really is there anything else to talk about?)
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:31 |
i unironically call the civil war "the war of northern aggression" b/c that's what it really was. it was not about slavery...that's just what they say it was to paint themselves as the good guys. like their war was some noble act. bullshit. (plus the north is more racist than the south, in my experience, living both places and having family from both places.)
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:33 |
The southern united states is a blighted shithole and generally filled with backwards reactionaries. Sorry OP.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:35 |
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Pendent posted:More like the south already rose again. William Tecumseh Sherman did nothing wrong he just didn't dream big enough
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:41 |
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Didn't realize that incest, bigotry, and a lower IQ than the national mean was considered american
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 18:48 |
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Mason-Dicksuck line
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:00 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:i unironically call the civil war "the war of northern aggression" b/c that's what it really was. it was not about slavery...that's just what they say it was to paint themselves as the good guys. like their war was some noble act. bullshit. I heard that some black guys fought for the South too. If black soldiers, how slavery? Stupid North!
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:03 |
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remember when the south got like a 1/4" of snow and their roads looked like a scene from a disaster movie complete with cars randomly on fire? you pussies ain't rising poo poo lol
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:07 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:i unironically call the civil war "the war of northern aggression" b/c that's what it really was. you might be a jackass
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:07 |
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That was a latex mask that was five bucks out of "Things You Never Knew Existed" magazine. The fact they added red eyes to it: Priceless.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:09 |
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The Mason-Dixon line is the border between two Union states. Of course an inbred slack-jawed southerner wouldn't know that.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:10 |
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When is yellowstone going to explode already? We'll have to lose the midwest, but it will be worth it as they were never really great as much as not horrible. Then we can build a maglev rail over the ruins and the cool people on the coasts will get to hang out more.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:10 |
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The Civil War was about State's Rights to keep slavery legal.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:15 |
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if u live near the mason-dixon line lmao that fuckking suuuucccccks
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:18 |
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american by girth
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:20 |
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honestly if you've never lived within a mile of a confederate earthwork you haven't lived
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:20 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:i unironically call the civil war "the war of northern aggression" b/c that's what it really was. it was not about slavery...that's just what they say it was to paint themselves as the good guys. like their war was some noble act. bullshit. The south shot first.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:21 |
We need a new metric beside the mason dixon line because a bunch of loving poser states exist now, mostly Tennessee and Virginia, that are southern on opposite day
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:23 |
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hemophilia posted:We need a new metric beside the mason dixon line because a bunch of loving poser states exist now, mostly Tennessee and Virginia, that are southern on opposite day virginia was the capital of the confederacy u bitchmade hater
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:25 |
viriginia is southern like my taint smells good
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hemophilia posted:viriginia is southern like my taint smells good That's because your posting has accustomed you to the smell of poo poo.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:26 |
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hemophilia posted:viriginia is southern like my taint smells good nova may not be southern, and richmond may technically be but maybe we aren't that southern, but by god drive 30 minutes in either direction and you'll see trailers and piggly wigglies and confederate flags galore
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:27 |
Frog Act posted:nova may not be southern, and richmond may technically be but maybe we aren't that southern, but by god drive 30 minutes in either direction and you'll see trailers and piggly wigglies and confederate flags galore pretenders and hangers on from bygone days.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:28 |
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Glass sheet it. Southerners are fucktards. The food is over rated. Etc etc...
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:29 |
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Frog Act posted:and piggly wigglies and confederate flags galore what the gently caress is a piggly wigglies ...... oh ____________________________________________________________________ Alabama Arkansas Florida Georgia Kentucky Louisiana Minnesota Missouri Mississippi North Carolina Ohio Oklahoma South Carolina Tennessee Virginia West Virginia lmao thats like the perfect list of shittiest states loving nuke every state with a piggly wigglies and nothing will be lost, only gained
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:30 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Glass sheet it. i hope a virginia ham falls on your from a great height
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:30 |
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Frog Act posted:virginia was the capital of the confederacy u bitchmade hater "Capital of a failed traitor nation" Quite the claim to fame, there.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:31 |
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potee posted:William Tecumseh Sherman did nothing wrong
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:32 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:"Capital of a failed traitor nation" capital of enlightened bastion of democracy you mean??? or are you a "big government" northerner?
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:32 |
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:american by girth Southern by the grace of corn syrup.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:33 |
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look at all these ppl who don't know the outer banks is better than california.
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 19:33 |
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Frog Act posted:capital of enlightened bastion of democracy you mean??? or are you a "big government" northerner? The land of freedom and democracy, where every white male land owner is entitled to the labor of his slaves without government interference.
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