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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


uhh neanderthals are still around actually



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Udmurt_people

also basques but they intermarried too much with inferior human blood

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

chaosbreather posted:

that is straight up ignorant racism

"Archaeological evidence exists indicating that they probably communicated by speech and used tools."

they had bigger brains than we did and were actually super creative, we were actually the idiotic grunting apes in comparison. they had a lot more capacity for creativity as well, which probably meant the ladies were way better at sex than our boring ones

If they were so creative why is it that we were the ones who invented the Internet?

Dumbass.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

enraged_camel posted:

If they were so creative why is it that we were the ones who invented the Internet?

Dumbass.

they did, they're us. we interbred and become one: fighting and loving meets thinkin and feeling. that's the internet

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dont see no neandertals landing on the moon either

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

also who won the last ten super bowls?

you guessed right. HOMO SAPIENS.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
neanderthals just need a good QB, i've been saying this for years

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
if it results in more redheads then yes I would

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
isn't this the name of a pop son g from the 80s?

one hit wonder i think, can't remember the name

HEY
WOULD YOU gently caress A NEADNDERTHAL
WOULD YOU GO DOWN
ON A CRO MAGNON
WOULD YOU gently caress A NEANDERTHAL
WOULD YOU GO TO TOWN
ON YOUR GREAT GRADNNMOM
HEY
WOULD YOU gently caress A NEANDERTHAL

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
real finger snapper op

a real sfoot stomper

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


would you deep throat a neaderthal, or let one sit on your face?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

my stinky bummed cave lady

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
severely matted rear end hair

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
neanderthal butt dreads

naem
May 29, 2011

Boner Zone posted:

severely matted rear end hair

-everything about it

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


"Whatcha thinking about?"
"Severely matted rear end hair."

STONE OF MADNESS
Dec 28, 2012

PVTREFACTIO

naem posted:

-everything to do with it

why isn't there a poll for this thread OP

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I have very low standards, while I've hooked up with some pretty hot chicks, there's a lot of hambeasts and uglies on the list of conquests too, so why not a Neanderthal.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
This thread sent me into a spiraling wiki-hole for about 4 hours that ended with the andromeda galaxy's imminent crash into the milky way, so, that was fun.

Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.

Cuckoo posted:

Why would I gently caress a Neanderthal when I could have homo erectus instead :pervert:

It took until page 3 for someone to make this joke.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Caveman dioramas almost always give them lovely tangled hair but they would have had cool braids and knots etc.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Boner Zone posted:

severely matted rear end hair

Count me in on rear end dreads.

Sounds fantastic.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:



"Whatcha thinking about?"
"Severely matted rear end hair."

just another example of growing facial hair to disguise lack of chin

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!

Maldoror posted:

God damned look at all the racism and hate with different races like African and Asian.

Can you imagine if there were actually two separate surviving species of human who could interbreed. It would be like hate and racism on overdrive.

Someone should make a "what if Neanderthals survived to modern times" alternate reality movie.

"Two races where in the same circumstances one may actually be unarguably smarter or better than the other" has been the plot to several episodes Star Trek, Doctor Who, and probably every other longstanding Sci-Fi serial. It probably has been around in literature since at the latest the pulp-magazine era.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

numberoneposter posted:

also who won the last ten super bowls?

you guessed right. HOMO SAPIENS.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Cave lady kegels.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
gay sapiens

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
depends on if the neanderthal is hot

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Zzulu posted:

depends on if the neanderthal is hot

let's say he is

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Would they be down for the butt stuff?

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i would if she had a nice personality

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Wicker Man posted:

Would they be down for the butt stuff?

they could rip your dick right off with by clenching their buttcheeks

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Medicinal Penguin posted:

Let's be clear here, if it's any type of Homo, I'm gonna try to gently caress it

Well, then have you tried to gently caress yourself?

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Also, I'd teach her the art of the modern human. Take her down to the lake, wash each others bodies, maybe shave with a sharp axehead, and then get her drunk on some fermented rotting fruit wine. Uh.. Excuse me, I've got something to take care of.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
smoke a bowl of pre historic weed

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
neanderthal chicks are like 5'2" and 165lbs of muscle... they must be in possession of that fat bootywork

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
gigantic, muscular rear end cheeks and tits the size of beach balls

neanderthal chicks were basically nicki minaj only white and ginger

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

I'm Crap posted:

neanderthal chicks are like 5'2" and 165lbs of muscle... they must be in possession of that fat bootywork

Dick chopping buns or not, at least some of them should have a fantastic body.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Wicker Man posted:

Dick chopping buns or not, at least some of them should have a fantastic body.

probably huge feet & man hands and arms. maybe hairy bellies and thighs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd introduce them to reggae and create a nation of Jah worshiping Neanderthals.

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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

redshirt posted:

I'd introduce them to reggae and create a nation of Jah worshiping Neanderthals.

they're primitive not retarded

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